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Old 10-05-2018, 12:22 PM   #121
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Not sure what porn you're watching but actually the genitals are the victims here. Hands and mouths are far dirtier.
I always tell my wife that my genitals are the cleanest parts of my body.
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Old 10-05-2018, 12:39 PM   #122
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The other day, the cat ate it's lunch and went down to the basement, and puked it up and ate it again.
that was kind of disgusting.
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Old 10-05-2018, 12:41 PM   #123
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The other day, the cat ate it's lunch and went down to the basement, and puked it up and ate it again.
that was kind of disgusting.
I had a dog that got diarrhea, ate it and puked it up. I was gagging the whole time I was cleaning it. Fortunately, I didn't add to the mess.
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how about seeing family members having sex, especially if it's your parents.

that's disgusting.
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Old 10-05-2018, 12:48 PM   #125
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how about seeing family members having sex, especially if it's your parents.

that's disgusting.
You see that every day? Do you still live in their house?

Because if my kids still live in my house long enough I'm going to be doing that just to incentivize them to leave.
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Exhibit B: Donburi.
I'm going to go easy on troutman (professional courtesy) and not even get into hamburgeusa, fried rice, grits and pastas.
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I've always thought toothbrushes are disgusting
The disgusting part of it is they are generally stored in the bathroom. If you think about that, and about how smells work, it's unpleasant.
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The elephant in the (wash)room: Standing up to pee in a toilet (especially in your own home) is oh so disgusting.
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Blasphemy. Exhibit A: Bibimbap.
Eggs are for breakfast.
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Eggs are for breakfast.
You poor, poor man. You live in a breakfast-egg prison of your own creation.
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You poor, poor man. You live in a breakfast-egg prison of your own creation.

I don't mind eggs for breakfast on occasion. But seeing a runny unfertilized chicken fetus on top of my burger or Korean bbq, makes me queasy! And the smell of egg salad is super gross.

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I don't mind eggs for breakfast on occasion. But seeing a runny unfertilized chicken fetus on top of my burger or Korean bbq, makes me queasy! And the smell of egg salad is super gross.
Just means more unfertilized chicken fetus for me!



Yum!
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I don't mind eggs for breakfast on occasion. But seeing a runny unfertilized chicken fetus on top of my burger or Korean bbq, makes me queasy! And the smell of egg salad is super gross.
I'll concede your egg salad point. One of my least favourite fetus preparations.
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I have many travel related ones. Especially with hotels and airports.

My biggest is, how have hotels not figured out that if you hang the towels anywhere other than directly over the toilet, you are probably exposing less people to airborne fecal matter? People tend to appreciate that. I don't like drying off after a shower with a towel that's been hanging directly above the ####ter for a while. Yet, new hotels are still being designed with the towel racks right above where everyone is doing their dirty business.
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Old 10-05-2018, 02:29 PM   #135
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You see that every day? Do you still live in their house?

Because if my kids still live in my house long enough I'm going to be doing that just to incentivize them to leave.
lol. no. guess that wouldn't be an everyday thing for people.

but the thread seemed to be turning into mostly germ related items, so just trying to throw in something different.

how about people who chew gum or food with their mouths open. I see that a lot, and think it's disgusting.
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I don't mind eggs for breakfast on occasion. But seeing a runny unfertilized chicken fetus on top of my burger or Korean bbq, makes me queasy! And the smell of egg salad is super gross.
Mmm. I want to eat this baby with all that runny egg yolk inside him.

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Old 10-05-2018, 02:51 PM   #137
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I always tell my wife that my genitals are the cleanest parts of my body.
Does it work ???

Asking for a friend...
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Does it work ???

Asking for a friend...
We both know nothing works.
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Old 10-05-2018, 03:10 PM   #139
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lol. no. guess that wouldn't be an everyday thing for people.

but the thread seemed to be turning into mostly germ related items, so just trying to throw in something different.

how about people who chew gum or food with their mouths open. I see that a lot, and think it's disgusting.
This is the worst one in here. Seriously what is wrong with you people?

And stop trying to talk to me with food in your mouth. It’s unbelievable how many people do this.
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We keep having to chase our dog away from eating poop at the dog park. Human poop.
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