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Old 10-05-2018, 08:26 AM   #101
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I remember when the dare used to be to lick the stripper pole.
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Old 10-05-2018, 08:27 AM   #102
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Thanks....but I have all the Hepatitis I currently care for.
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Old 10-05-2018, 08:51 AM   #103
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Fried eggs on top of real food.
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Fried eggs on top of real food.
Blasphemy. Exhibit A: Bibimbap.
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Fried eggs on top of real food.
Look at Joseph Stalin over here.
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Old 10-05-2018, 09:28 AM   #106
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When I go out for Chinese food with the family, I like to enjoy the food but I don't think about what the kitchen in the back is like
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Old 10-05-2018, 09:38 AM   #107
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When I go out for Chinese food with the family, I like to enjoy the food but I don't think about what the kitchen in the back is like
When I go out for Chinese food (especially in China), I like to enjoy the food. In order to do so, I don't think about what type of animal or what part of the animal I am eating.
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Old 10-05-2018, 09:53 AM   #108
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Every once in a while I get grossed out thinking about how dirty my office desk is... the mouse, the keyboard...

Then I go get a coffee and forget about it until the next time it pops into my head.
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Old 10-05-2018, 09:57 AM   #109
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wait wait wait does this mean that sliver is the work file crapper at your office?
Nope. Pretty sure that's "me time" for Sliver. This is just something I've complained to him about at my office.
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Old 10-05-2018, 10:15 AM   #110
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Other people’s genitals . And somehow society has deemed it appropriate to touch them with our hands and mouths to show ultimate affection
I had a really interesting conversation with a germaphobe woman at work about oral.

Anyways, most of you should get bubbles to live in.
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Old 10-05-2018, 10:29 AM   #111
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I had a really interesting conversation with a germaphobe woman at work about oral.

Anyways, most of you should get bubbles to live in.

How did the conversation with HR go after that?
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How did the conversation with HR go after that?
She is pt hr, but mostly finance, so no problem.
Also, it wasn't a one way conversation.
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Old 10-05-2018, 10:55 AM   #113
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Ya'll need to eat more dirt.
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Porta-potties, especially on a cold day and you're expecting the seat to be cold as well, but its warm from someone else's ass.
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Porta-potties, especially on a cold day and you're expecting the seat to be cold as well, but its warm from someone else's ass.
Especially when its been there for a few weeks and there's a pyramid...
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how do you guys leave the house?
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Old 10-05-2018, 12:06 PM   #118
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I didn't think the thread title was "What gross things debilitate you to the point of not leaving your house".

Things you see out and about and go "Sick!" and go about your day. Another is food employees who have to wear gloves, looking at you subway, and think they are there to protect them from green peppers. Yeah guy who was just mopping the #####ter, I'm going to ask you to change your gloves.
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I didn't think the thread title was "What gross things debilitate you to the point of not leaving your house".

Things you see out and about and go "Sick!" and go about your day. Another is food employees who have to wear gloves, looking at you subway, and think they are there to protect them from green peppers. Yeah guy who was just mopping the #####ter, I'm going to ask you to change your gloves.
it started with licking envelopes.
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Old 10-05-2018, 12:20 PM   #120
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Blasphemy. Exhibit A: Bibimbap.
Exhibit B: Donburi.
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