How many people have you slept with?

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

I can't believe it took you so long

I was editing.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Daradon

I was editing.

It was worth waiting.

You sir have lived the dream.

[Notorious Honey Badger]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

It was worth waiting.

You sir have lived the dream.

wtf i want to know

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Notorious Honey Badger

wtf i want to know

not mine to tell.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Damnit Daradon, now you have to share.

Twins? An orgy? A famous person? Did you sleep with fotze's actual mother?

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

Damnit Daradon, now you have to share.

Twins? An orgy? A famous person? Did you sleep with fotze's actual mother?

Daradon, sorry dude.

[Daradon]

No, yes, yes, And I'm pretty sure, but it may have just been Fotze.

[Notorious Honey Badger]

Share

[return to the red]

I wouldn't want to share one of the best stories of my life to a bunch of random internet people just because we share a bond of belonging to the same internet forum.

If i was to have a miraculous sexcapade with the #1 on my list I wouldn't even tell my best friend. That would be locked away in the spank bank for eva

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Notorious Honey Badger

Share

Ok I will give you the parts as told to me by Daradon, you will need to put them together:

• Daradon
• a female
• handcuffs
• a canoe
• trained monkey
• a ghord
• a rubber band
• post it note
• a clay pigeon

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Ok I will give you the parts as told to me by Daradon, you will need to put them together:

• Daradon
• a female
• handcuffs
• a canoe
• trained monkey
• a ghord
• a rubber band
• post it note
• a clay pigeon

"The safe word is xylophone."

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Reaper

"The safe word is xylophone."

How can you use that word when it was probably lodged in a cavity somewhere.

[Sopure]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

It was worth waiting.

You sir have lived the dream.

Hahaha. Love it.

[V]

Originally Posted by hulkrogan

I had an MMF twosome.

"MMF twoseome?" you say, "But that doesn't make sense!"

Ah, but yes it does. Just ask MrMastadonFarm.

Haha, that reminded me of this clip starting at 1:20.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by return to the red

I wouldn't want to share one of the best stories of my life to a bunch of random internet people just because we share a bond of belonging to the same internet forum.

If i was to have a miraculous sexcapade with the #1 on my list I wouldn't even tell my best friend. That would be locked away in the spank bank for eva

Only chance I wouldn't share is if it involved a) a person who I had to name for the story to make sense b) the details would obviously give away the other person(s) identity c) it involved ####ed up #### like scat and/or piss d) it was illegal and the description could land me in a heap of trouble e) by sharing it would incriminate other people who read CP.


So let's say that I was on a flight to London with Posh Spice (no idea why I picked her, first name that popped into my head). We end up in drunk and in the bathroom attempting to join the mile high club and I ended up taking a dump on her chest followed by doing a bunch of rails of coke off her ass and I only got the coke because she had smuggled it on board in her anal cavity but we had to remove it so that she could give up the rusty wagon wheel and instead of putting it back we decided to snort it all.

Then I totally understand not sharing.

Or maybe he had sex with his jr high/high school teacher. I could see not wanting to share that either.

[TheSutterDynasty]

Originally Posted by hulkrogan

A girl asking that question raises a giant, waiving, glow in the dark, red flag.

It just screams "I'm going to get jealous all the time and if you ever want to go out somewhere without me it's going to be an issue".

If it happens because of that question, it's gonna happen anyway.

Bitches be crazy. You just gotta find a good one.

[Senator Clay Davis]

If I was Daradon I'd keep it to myself as well. Its like the kids who get to sleep with the teacher in high school, then go and blab about to everyone and boom there goes the sex with the teacher. Stay quiet and you get to keep banging the teacher. Keeping it to yourself might help it happen again.

[malcolmk14]

2003 - 1 (Age 16)
2004 - 1
2005 - 1
2006 - 1
2007 - 2
2008 - 4
2009 - 3
2010 - 1

Been with that same girlfriend since 2010 so nobody new.

Also plenty of them carried in between years, I just counted the first time with a particular person for the purposes of this exercise.

14 total.

[iggy_oi]

Originally Posted by malcolmk14

14 total.

Explains your user name

[Nage Waza]

Why isn't this a poll?