06-21-2012, 02:01 PM
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#101
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Calgary - Centre West
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No good has ever come of me answering this question honestly.
My policy: Don't ask, don't tell. It doesn't matter anyway.
I have no STDs. I expect the same.
"My girlfriend's sucked thirty-seven dicks!"
"In a row?"
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-James
GO FLAMES GO.
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Originally Posted by Azure
Typical dumb take.
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Last edited by TorqueDog; 06-21-2012 at 02:03 PM.
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06-21-2012, 02:01 PM
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#102
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Originally Posted by MarchHare
Why do you assume the result is skewed because women lied to reduce their count? Isn't it equally likely that men lied to increase their count?
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Probably a bit of both, that's an excellent point.
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06-21-2012, 02:04 PM
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#103
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: YSJ (1979-2002) -> YYC (2002-2022) -> YVR (2022-present)
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don't give any thought to how your partner got good at something, just be thankful that she is and enjoy yourself.
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Ain't that the truth.
I recall Bill Maher doing a bit about Islamic martyrs thinking that receiving 72 virgins in the afterlife is a great reward. Maher's response (paraphrasing): "Trust me fellas, after you've had one or two virgins, you'll want a pro."
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06-21-2012, 02:06 PM
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#104
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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Wait, how does this work? Do you count yourself as well? If so, what about the 'stranger' hand?
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06-21-2012, 02:08 PM
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#105
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Originally Posted by MarchHare
Ain't that the truth.
I recall Bill Maher doing a bit about Islamic martyrs thinking that receiving 72 virgins in the afterlife is a great reward. Maher's response (paraphrasing): "Trust me fellas, after you've had one or two virgins, you'll want a pro."
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Such an old joke/truth.
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06-21-2012, 02:12 PM
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#106
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by Daradon
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But I am comfortable in saying I may have had the freakiest and best sex on the board.
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We will need an example. I have had some interesting, freaky times as well......
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06-21-2012, 02:24 PM
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#107
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
We will need an example. I have had some interesting, freaky times as well......
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There is conjecture, and then there is user titles.
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06-21-2012, 02:27 PM
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#108
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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Originally Posted by Daradon
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But I am comfortable in saying I may have had the freakiest and best sex on the board.
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Now there's a bet I'm comfortable taking.
No way I'm going to substantiate it though.
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06-21-2012, 02:28 PM
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#109
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by Daradon
There is conjecture, and then there is user titles.
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06-21-2012, 02:29 PM
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#110
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Originally Posted by Tron_fdc
Now there's a bet I'm comfortable taking.
No way I'm going to substantiate it though.
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Please substantiate it? 
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06-21-2012, 02:31 PM
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#111
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
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I have no idea why people don't take you more seriously.
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06-21-2012, 02:33 PM
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#112
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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51.
And not one of those involved rape, Intelligent Bread.
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Don't fear me. Trust me.
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06-21-2012, 02:35 PM
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#113
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by Daradon
I have no idea why people don't take you more seriously.
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You make a statement/claim.
You are asked for support, via a story nobody could every corroborate.
You produce nothing.
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06-21-2012, 02:38 PM
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#114
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
You make a statement/claim.
You are asked for support, via a story nobody could every corroborate.
You produce nothing.
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Just going out on a limb, but almost everyone here won't be able to substantiate their claims, unless somehow they kept up with all their encounters and continue to interact with them on the off chance they need to prove to strangers on the web of the factuality of their claims.
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Last edited by Senator Clay Davis; 06-21-2012 at 02:40 PM.
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06-21-2012, 02:38 PM
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#115
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis
Just going out on a limb, but almost everyone here won't be able to substantiate their claims, unless somehow they kept up with all their encounters and continue to interact with them on the off chance they need to prove to strangers on the web of actuality of their claims.
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ding ding ding we have a winner.
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06-21-2012, 02:46 PM
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#116
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My face is a bum!
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I had an MMF twosome.
"MMF twoseome?" you say, "But that doesn't make sense!"
Ah, but yes it does. Just ask MrMastadonFarm.
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06-21-2012, 02:47 PM
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#117
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: YSJ (1979-2002) -> YYC (2002-2022) -> YVR (2022-present)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hulkrogan
I had an MMF twosome.
"MMF twoseome?" you say, "But that doesn't make sense!"
Ah, but yes it does. Just ask MrMastadonFarm.
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Wait, are you saying you had a twosome with MrMastadonFarm?
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06-21-2012, 02:52 PM
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#118
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
ding ding ding we have a winner.
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I can't believe I spent time PMing you.
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06-21-2012, 02:53 PM
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#119
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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I'm probably at 10. I usually have like, 15-20 at any given time that want me, however.
Probably.
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06-21-2012, 02:58 PM
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#120
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Daradon
I can't believe I spent time PMing you.
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I can't believe it took you so long
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