12-17-2010, 12:09 AM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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I always thought she had a real rat face. She's attractive when she's loaded up with make-up, and even without she's pretty, I suppose, but I think Scarlet Johansson is a case of celebrity status making someone appear more attractive than they really are. And I get that it's easy to judge hot women online and pick apart every little detail when you'd probably go nuts in real life, but, really, in this case, I have to say, she ain't really all that.
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12-17-2010, 12:12 AM
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#102
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Draft Pick
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Originally Posted by BigBrodieFan
Laffin for real! ha!
And, I'd do Scarlett for 1 million too, and then offer it to Robert Redford. Except he'd have to be in the 35-45 year old range.
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threesome. Robert was a sexy piece of ass back in his day. All The Presidents Men totally got me hot for him.
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12-17-2010, 12:14 AM
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#103
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Draft Pick
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Originally Posted by Clarkey
Hey-Zeus Christos you guys, go walk around Market Mall and you'll see 100 women that are better looking than Scarlett Johanson... as if that's not a bogus name by the way. Woopty doo that she is on tv.
Hell, go to the Ukraine or Poland or something and you'll see one of her around every street corner and she would be average there.
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agreed. The cleavage is blinding though. Killer bod, face is aight.
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12-17-2010, 01:21 AM
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#104
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
I always thought she had a real rat face. She's attractive when she's loaded up with make-up, and even without she's pretty, I suppose, but I think Scarlet Johansson is a case of celebrity status making someone appear more attractive than they really are. And I get that it's easy to judge hot women online and pick apart every little detail when you'd probably go nuts in real life, but, really, in this case, I have to say, she ain't really all that.
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Penelope Cruz is the definition of rat face.
Well, actually she's more mousy. Either way Penelope Cruz is hideous and Scarlett is gorgeous.
I bet Scarlett could help me make a map of the Hawaiian islands without much effort is all I'm saying.
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12-17-2010, 02:06 AM
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#106
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
If there's no kissing involved and no eye contact, its not gay, its just two bro's helpin each other out. M I Right Fellas
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It's only gay, if you push back.
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12-17-2010, 03:53 AM
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#107
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Originally Posted by pylon
It's only gay, if you push back.
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And that's nothing like that thing that you do called "bracing myself," eh? A paycheque is a paycheque, eh?
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12-17-2010, 07:40 AM
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#108
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I would bury myself so deep in that, that when I finally pulled out they'd have to declare me as the king of England.
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Sorry, had to quote this for the pure awesomeness. Too funny to be a page ender.
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12-17-2010, 08:07 AM
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#109
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger
Penelope Cruz is the definition of rat face.
Well, actually she's more mousy. Either way Penelope Cruz is hideous and Scarlett is gorgeous.
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And how did Penelope Cruz get into the next Pirates movie? She looked terrible in the trailer.
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12-17-2010, 08:20 AM
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#110
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Norm!
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She's suppossed to look terrible, she's a pirate, she's probably suffering from crippling rickets, and hasn't had a good wash of the nether regions in 10 years.
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12-17-2010, 09:58 AM
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#111
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
She's suppossed to look terrible, she's a pirate, she's probably suffering from crippling rickets, and hasn't had a good wash of the nether regions in 10 years.
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They might as well add Paris Hilton to the cast. For someone with that much money you would think she could get plastic surgery that wouldn't make her look like a homely Ukrainian girl.
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12-17-2010, 01:42 PM
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#112
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pylon
It's only gay, if you push back.
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It's only gay if you get the pictures developed.
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