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Old 12-17-2010, 12:09 AM   #101
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I always thought she had a real rat face. She's attractive when she's loaded up with make-up, and even without she's pretty, I suppose, but I think Scarlet Johansson is a case of celebrity status making someone appear more attractive than they really are. And I get that it's easy to judge hot women online and pick apart every little detail when you'd probably go nuts in real life, but, really, in this case, I have to say, she ain't really all that.
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Old 12-17-2010, 12:12 AM   #102
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Laffin for real! ha!

And, I'd do Scarlett for 1 million too, and then offer it to Robert Redford. Except he'd have to be in the 35-45 year old range.

threesome. Robert was a sexy piece of ass back in his day. All The Presidents Men totally got me hot for him.
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Old 12-17-2010, 12:14 AM   #103
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Hey-Zeus Christos you guys, go walk around Market Mall and you'll see 100 women that are better looking than Scarlett Johanson... as if that's not a bogus name by the way. Woopty doo that she is on tv.

Hell, go to the Ukraine or Poland or something and you'll see one of her around every street corner and she would be average there.
agreed. The cleavage is blinding though. Killer bod, face is aight.
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Old 12-17-2010, 01:21 AM   #104
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I always thought she had a real rat face. She's attractive when she's loaded up with make-up, and even without she's pretty, I suppose, but I think Scarlet Johansson is a case of celebrity status making someone appear more attractive than they really are. And I get that it's easy to judge hot women online and pick apart every little detail when you'd probably go nuts in real life, but, really, in this case, I have to say, she ain't really all that.
Penelope Cruz is the definition of rat face.

Well, actually she's more mousy. Either way Penelope Cruz is hideous and Scarlett is gorgeous.

I bet Scarlett could help me make a map of the Hawaiian islands without much effort is all I'm saying.
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Old 12-17-2010, 02:06 AM   #106
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And that's nothing like that thing that you do called "bracing myself," eh? A paycheque is a paycheque, eh?
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Old 12-17-2010, 07:40 AM   #108
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I would bury myself so deep in that, that when I finally pulled out they'd have to declare me as the king of England.
Sorry, had to quote this for the pure awesomeness. Too funny to be a page ender.
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Old 12-17-2010, 08:07 AM   #109
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Penelope Cruz is the definition of rat face.

Well, actually she's more mousy. Either way Penelope Cruz is hideous and Scarlett is gorgeous.
And how did Penelope Cruz get into the next Pirates movie? She looked terrible in the trailer.
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Old 12-17-2010, 08:20 AM   #110
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She's suppossed to look terrible, she's a pirate, she's probably suffering from crippling rickets, and hasn't had a good wash of the nether regions in 10 years.
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She's suppossed to look terrible, she's a pirate, she's probably suffering from crippling rickets, and hasn't had a good wash of the nether regions in 10 years.
They might as well add Paris Hilton to the cast. For someone with that much money you would think she could get plastic surgery that wouldn't make her look like a homely Ukrainian girl.
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