Crumple or Fold?

[polak]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

How big is ones butthole that you'd need to fold the big toe first?

wait are we talking about cleaning our own buttholes?

[driveway]

You're all disgusting animals.

The Bum Gun is the only way to go. Anything else and you're just smearing your own feces on yourself.



Seriously though, the plumbing in Cambodia can't take toilet paper so every single toilet in the country has this little device installed. Finish up, hose yourself off, dry with toilet paper.

Took me a month or two to get used to it, but I'm never going back, I was honestly a little grossed out when I was back in Canada for Christmas and I had no bum guns.

Bum Gun for life.

[stampsx2]

Thailand was the same. No putting toilet paper in the toilet. Apperently the plumbing is too weak. I try to adapt to the customs of the country i visit but that one i just couldn't, the garbage is no place for toilet paper.

[Fuzz]

I always try in those countries, but only succeed 75% of the time. I'm like, OK, I see the sign, I see the garbage, I know what to do, then I wipe, and it's straight into the toilet. And I'm like...aww crap.

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

I always try in those countries, but only succeed 75% of the time. I'm like, OK, I see the sign, I see the garbage, I know what to do, then I wipe, and it's straight into the toilet. And I'm like...aww crap.

In Tijuana Mexico we were introduced to an army of paint mixing sticks named the "Log splitter". It was used to remove toilet paper out of the toilet if you forgot and to split "logs" too big for the plumbing.

No. Log splitter weren't used anywhere near human bums.

I can't stand those bum gun things or the toilets that spray your bum. But I guess it's because I am not used to such sensations... I am also worried I will spray too hard and send poo particles everywhere.

[Frequitude]

Tried the crumple. It just uncrumples as I wiped so there was no traction. Ya'll are fools.

[Alberta_Beef]

Originally Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful

Three shells.

I cannot believe that it took almost 6 years to get this response, for shame.

[The Yen Man]

Not gonna lie, I had no idea people actually crumpled to wipe. I always thought it was common sense to fold. Guess I learn something new everyday.

[flamesfan1297]

I'm a folder. Crumple is way too risky. Also I wipe back to front while half squatting half standing. And hand behind back, not underneath.

For those of you who shower after pooping, you wipe first right? I feel like the shower would get pretty messy otherwise

[calgaryblood]

I wonder if I'm the only one whose craps take a good half hour and I use pretty much a full roll of toilet paper every time.

Does any one else put one foot on the tub while wiping?

[flamesfan1297]

My bathroom isn't setup for putting my foot on the tub while wiping, otherwise I'd give it a try.

[FurnaceFace]

I'm having flashbacks to the bodybuilder pee bottle story. (NSFW)

[Leeman4Gilmour]

I walked into the washroom at work. Some guy was in full squat facing the toilet (think of yourself while vomiting) and wiping. You could see the whole ordeal under the door. Worst timing ever for me. Judging by skin colour and hairiness, the guy was of Middle Eastern or perhaps Indian descent. Is this technique a cultural thing?

[flamesfan1297]

Originally Posted by FurnaceFace

I'm having flashbacks to the bodybuilder pee bottle story. (NSFW)

Thank you for sharing that. Made me laugh out loud

[CroFlames]

Originally Posted by Leeman4Gilmour

I walked into the washroom at work. Some guy was in full squat facing the toilet (think of yourself while vomiting) and wiping. You could see the whole ordeal under the door. Worst timing ever for me. Judging by skin colour and hairiness, the guy was of Middle Eastern or perhaps Indian descent. Is this technique a cultural thing?

I oft wondered why God put hair on the bums of humans.

[Huntingwhale]

This thread is useless without pictures and animated gifs

[NuclearFart]

I've seen alot of poor peri-anal hygiene on the job. This crumple business would explain it.

[stampsx2]

Originally Posted by NuclearFart

I've seen alot of poor peri-anal hygiene on the job. This crumple business would explain it.

crumpling uses less squares, saves toilet paper. Who knows what the proper fold procedure is. There's no industrial standard anywhere. Crumple is crumple.

[NuclearFart]

Originally Posted by stampsx2

crumpling uses less squares, saves toilet paper. Who knows what the proper fold procedure is. There's no industrial standard anywhere. Crumple is crumple.

Are you Sheryl Crow?

I find the random chaos of crumpling too disturbing. The turd entropy alone could open a black hole.

[Hack&Lube]