Crumple or Fold?

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Flash Walken

Yeah, those are done for good. In and out in about 5 minutes.

But what if I want to hang there for 20 mins.

Are they still gone?

[Flash Walken]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

But what if I want to hang there for 20 mins.

Are they still gone?

I assume so but I've never tested it out.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Flash Walken

I assume so but I've never tested it out.

hmmmm, interesting.

[Trailer Fire]

Originally Posted by Flash Walken

lol, 'advertised as flushable'.

Kokanee advertises beer guzzling babes snowboarding in their bikinis.

Wet wipes aren't disposable.

Fancy yourself a collector?

[Looch City]

^ Used wet wipes double as paper mache.

[stampsx2]

wet wipes, squatty potties, two ply or three ply. This is getting expensive. Maybe I can switch to one ply to make up the costs but with crumpling I think this could be really risky.

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

But what if I want to hang there for 20 mins.

Are they still gone?

Umm, I'd explain it as numbness begins setting in. You are squatting after all. If you want to squat 20 mins doing nothing vs give up after 2-3 mins and return at a later time is up to you. No pins and needles though. You don't need to be there for 20 minutes for this feeling to begin. Probably even 7-8 and you'll feel it.

I like the idea of a squatty potty and how much more efficient it seems. I kinda hate the execution though. I'm always paranoid something will fall out of my pocket and into the toilet or my aim is bad and I crap into my pants (haven't done either, luckily). In Asia, everything is carefully removed from pockets and placed into a backpack prior to going to the squatty potty. Disposable tissue packs are commonly used in Asia for both face and squatty potty making fold probably the defacto option. DO NOT ACCIDENTALLY USE MENTHOL TISSUE PACKS TO WIPE YOUR BUM!

On topic. Fold + stand. It confuses the hell out of me how crumple could clean properly. Crumple is just light dabbing, no? Might be why tire marks are so seemingly common in pop culture though. I've always thought you had to crap yourself a little to do that. I didn't even know fold vs crumple was a thing until today.

[Ozy_Flame]

As long as it has good smear coverage and follow-up loaf removal capabilities, I don't care if it's crumpled, folded, origami, or anything else.

[normtwofinger]

Post poop shower is the only way. I wish I had a bidet.

[OutOfTheCube]

Originally Posted by normtwofinger

Post poop shower is the only way. I wish I had a bidet.

Every time? What if you poop at work, or at a movie theatre or something.

[normtwofinger]

Originally Posted by OutOfTheCube

Every time? What if you poop at work, or at a movie theatre or something.

Honestly I try and hold it till I'm home or at a place where I can shower.

[stampsx2]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

I like the idea of a squatty potty and how much more efficient it seems. I kinda hate the execution though. I'm always paranoid something will fall out of my pocket and into the toilet or my aim is bad and I crap into my pants (haven't done either, luckily). In Asia, everything is carefully removed from pockets and placed into a backpack prior to going to the squatty potty. Disposable tissue packs are commonly used in Asia for both face and squatty potty making fold probably the defacto option. DO NOT ACCIDENTALLY USE MENTHOL TISSUE PACKS TO WIPE YOUR BUM!

I can confirm this. In Japan they have stalls that go to the floor, seat covers, a seat holder for your baby, background music, optional bidet, auto flush. Way ahead of north america.

[Jacks]

Originally Posted by Sliver

To get some crap wiped up against your balls?

Do you smear crap up your back?
If no then your balls are probably safe if you switch directions.

[northcrunk]

Nobody wants to use a murka? (jug to wash your ass when your done)

[afc wimbledon]

When I was a kid we were so effing poor after my old man left my mum would tear up newspaper and punch a hole in the corner for a bit of string to tie it to the sink, the whole time you sat on the bog you had to desperately crumple the newspaper to soften it up and take the shine off it so it at least had some chance of wiping your arse.

You little #######s don't know how soft you've got it etc etc etc.....

[OffsideSpecialist]

I started folding when I went to tropical countries with bad plumbing. You have the throw the paper in a waste basket everywhere, so if you can fold it nice and neatly it is better so that people don't accidentally see the contents. Some barbarians don't seem to think of those using the washroom afterwards and just throw the paper in willy-nilly.

[polak]

I fold my big toe and stick it up my bum for optimal cleaning.

[Fuzz]

CP is not your Livejournal, Polak.

[MrMastodonFarm]

How big is ones butthole that you'd need to fold the big toe first?

[CroFlames]

I'm ashamed to admit that I'm curious about people's wiping methods. I guess I'm always on the hunt for newer and better ways of doing things.