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Old 07-19-2010, 01:06 PM   #101
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Pretty sure we use STD not STI, unless you're at a VW dealership.
Why would a VW dealership sell Subarus?
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:11 PM   #102
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Boy, did the floodgates ever open with this girl...like a party and everyone was invited
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:14 PM   #103
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Pretty sure we use STD not STI, unless you're at a VW dealership.

Edit: I guess the terminalogy has changed, but last I heard they were STDs. Were they Subaru's?
They changed it from STD to STI because of the bad connotations (deservingly so) that a 'disease' carries. STI's are curable as it is a more accurate term also.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:14 PM   #104
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Whats this? You could drive an STI right through her?
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:15 PM   #105
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They changed it from STD to STI because of the bad connotations (deservingly so) that a 'disease' carries. STI's are curable as it is a more accurate term also.
That and not all sexually transmitted nasties are diseases. Like crabs.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:16 PM   #106
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Whatever. This chick can probably do things that would BLOW YOUR MIND.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:16 PM   #107
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Hehehehe... fotze's funny...
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:16 PM   #108
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I've been out of the game for 3+ years now, so I am hopelessly behind the times.
Monogamy is the way to go. If you are promiscuous and have an ounce of a) caution b) common sense and c) responsibility, the STI test every 6 months are no fun.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:19 PM   #109
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She has literally seen more cockends than weekends since hitting puberty, that is impressive.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:21 PM   #110
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I got sinbinned before they got bounced....hehe
So sad. Did you die a little?
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:24 PM   #111
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I wish I had an STI. Those things drive nice....


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However, I will say that if she came up to me in the bar and asked me if I wanted to get out of there.

News story or not, I'd go.

But I'm not too particular right now.

oh for sure, I would totally take her down.

Honest to god, by a show of hands, number of guys in this thread if you never read this story and this chick comes up to you in a bar, hits on you for a bit makes it seem like YOU are picking HER up... would you go home with her?

I say yes.
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Monogamy is the way to go. If you are promiscuous and have an ounce of a) caution b) common sense and c) responsibility, the STI test every 6 months are no fun.
Yeah, some small part of me was always skared poo-less by the "what if"...
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:31 PM   #114
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you'd get 5000 if you moved to calgary and change your name to something girly.

hey!
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hey!
Is it true?
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:33 PM   #116
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Hawaiian Islands are funny.

Thanks Fotze.

She is reasonably attractive, but any guy that just goes home with a chick from the bar and doesn't use protection is asking for penicillin from the doctor a few days later.....
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:35 PM   #117
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Hey Vlad, I'm not sure if you've kept count or not, but would those be Jenna Haze-esque numbers that girl is putting up?
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:37 PM   #118
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It's a British story. I assume that's the term they use...
Just an FYI......It's the term Health Canada use now as well and what's taught in High School. I don't know where the frak it came from, but I'm sure someone is making money off the change!
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:39 PM   #119
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oh for sure, I would totally take her down.

Honest to god, by a show of hands, number of guys in this thread if you never read this story and this chick comes up to you in a bar, hits on you for a bit makes it seem like YOU are picking HER up... would you go home with her?

I say yes.
10 times out of 10, but that's the only real problem. I highly doubt she's telling these dudes that she'd already ######ed the entire National Hockey League, twice.
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Is it true?
haha. i think that exclamation point says it all.

but hmmm. she's asian and she's on these boards more than us....
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