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Old 07-19-2010, 12:28 PM   #81
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Who said anything about it being with women?
Just come out of the closet and hit on me in the open - what's with all the subtle innuendo?
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:31 PM   #82
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:38 PM   #83
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Correction: You've never met a decent girl who could avoid emotional attachment.

However, there are definitely a lot of sluts who can.

Now usually, I refrain from calling girls sluts because, let's face it calling a girl a slut, just means she's acking like 99% of the dudes I know. However, 1000 dudes is a bit much. I'm pretty sure even if I had the game to nail 1000 girls in 10 years (Keep in mind Barney Stinson only recently topped 200, so 1000 would take CRAZY game) that I probably wouldn't do it, because that's going a little to far.

So with that in mind, this chick is a slut.
Oh man they have to get her on the show, this could be Legen.........wait for it.......DARY!
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:40 PM   #84
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Just come out of the closet and hit on me in the open - what's with all the subtle innuendo?
I'll give the floor to Trout on that one or even Bertuzzied and his pony love.
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:41 PM   #85
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From the posts after the story.

By Simon.. Posted July 19 2010 at 6:39 PM.

only thing im thinking of is did u use protection cuz surly 1 or more of them men might have been carrying some STI

WTF? lol
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:44 PM   #86
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By Simon.. Posted July 19 2010 at 6:39 PM.

only thing im thinking of is did u use protection cuz surly 1 or more of them men might have been carrying some STI

WTF? lol
I don't get it, What's so funny?
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STI? did this change without me knowing. My doctor has never told me I had an STI.
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:47 PM   #88
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STI? did this change without me knowing. My doctor has never told me I had an STI.
Well that's a good thing then

STI stands for Sexually Transmitted Infections, but we can still laugh at his grammar.
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Why is it stupid? she should be charged if she has unprotected sex with 1000 men.

If I was one of the lucky guys I would be pretty pissed if I found out she had 999 other guys in her. That just screams disease to me.
It's stupid because there are two people involved, and arguably the man has an even greater ability to dictate the level of safety as he's the one wearing it. If a guy chooses not to wear protection he gets to face the consequences, nothing here indicates she was lying about carrying a disease or otherwise decieving her partners.
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I wish I had an STI. Those things drive nice....
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Well that's a good thing then

STI stands for Sexually transmitted infections, but we can still laugh at his grammar.
I assumed thats what it meant, just never heard that before.
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I assumed thats what it meant, just never heard that before.
It's a British story. I assume that's the term they use...
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It's stupid because there are two people involved, and arguably the man has an even greater ability to dictate the level of safety as he's the one wearing it. If a guy chooses not to wear protection he gets to face the consequences, nothing here indicates she was lying about carrying a disease or otherwise decieving her partners.
I disagree, but I don't think she would be that dumb not to make sure they wore protection anyways.
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It's a British story. I assume that's the term they use...
That's the term Canadians are using too. It was all over the radio ads a couple years ago.
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That's the term Canadians are using too. It was all over the radio ads a couple years ago.
I've been out of the game for 3+ years now, so I am hopelessly behind the times.
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I'll give the floor to Trout on that one or even Bertuzzied and his pony love.
Wow. you have been in one pissy mood since you got sinbinned for when the Canucks got bounced. Don't worry fella. They will lose in dramatic fashion next year too. hehe
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:00 PM   #98
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That's the term Canadians are using too. It was all over the radio ads a couple years ago.
Pretty sure we use STD not STI, unless you're at a VW dealership.

Edit: I guess the terminalogy has changed, but last I heard they were STDs. Were they Subaru's?

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Old 07-19-2010, 01:00 PM   #99
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Wow. you have been in one pissy mood since you got sinbinned for when the Canucks got bounced. Don't worry fella. They will lose in dramatic fashion next year too. hehe
I got sinbinned before they got bounced....hehe
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:01 PM   #100
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Yup, apparently the term to use now is STI.
I actually had a teacher friend of mine correct me on the issue when I used "STD" instead.
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