06-11-2009, 06:19 PM
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#101
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm
Haha, Donkey? Thats a new one. I've heard of slaying a dragon, what kind of knight slays a donkey?
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The one from Shrek
However, Your gotta slay a few Dragons before you land your Princess! Right?
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06-11-2009, 06:34 PM
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#102
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Account Removed @ User's Request
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
A girl has never gotten pregnant when you withdraw down her throat
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I just spit my Coke on the computer screen from laughing so hard! 
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06-11-2009, 06:37 PM
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#103
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
A girl has never gotten pregnant when you withdraw down her throat
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Boris Becker disagrees.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...lbeing.health2
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06-11-2009, 06:38 PM
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#104
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Americas hat
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Quote:
Originally Posted by malcolmk14
If you put it in her butt you don't have to worry about withdrawal!  |
Your wife/girlfriend has never had a poo-baby?
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06-11-2009, 06:42 PM
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#105
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Fantasy Island
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Wow. Just... wow.
I actually have a lot of info about natural birth control (that really does work. My current situation happened on purpose.) but I won't bore all you guys with the details.
Back to the Hawaiian Islands discussion...
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06-11-2009, 09:37 PM
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#106
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm
Your wife/girlfriend has never had a poo-baby?
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This has to be the funniest thing I have read all year so far. Holy crap!!!
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So far, this is the oldest I've been.
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06-11-2009, 10:00 PM
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#107
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: beautiful calgary alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DESS
But withdrawal is 100% effective at cracking me up. Nothing funnier than a chick laying there with a map of the Hawaiin Islands plastered all over her belly.
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Spoken like a true master of 'not gettin any..ever'
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06-11-2009, 10:45 PM
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#108
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BuzzardsWife
Spoken like a true master of 'not gettin any..ever'
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Sure, wait until he's got a LS before rippin him 
JK
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06-11-2009, 10:50 PM
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#109
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: beautiful calgary alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
This has to be the funniest thing I have read all year so far. Holy crap!!!
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crude thread..but that one did make me laugh out loud..which is saying alot
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06-11-2009, 10:52 PM
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#110
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Americas hat
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haha i was laughing so hard as i wrote it
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06-11-2009, 11:18 PM
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#111
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Peanut
Wow. Just... wow.
I actually have a lot of info about natural birth control (that really does work. My current situation happened on purpose.) but I won't bore all you guys with the details.
Back to the Hawaiian Islands discussion... |
is it withdrawal?
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06-12-2009, 12:02 AM
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#112
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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SO much more to say because I'm drunk, still, (or more) inappropriate.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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06-12-2009, 08:24 AM
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#113
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Drunk girls, Hawaiian Islands, poo babies...
This thread has it all. By the way... I don't think DESS is an acronym. Those three letters are right together on the keyboard. So it's probably the alter ego / throwaway account of someone who signed up in a hurry.
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Oilers give up a pick and a player to take on 5.5 mil."
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06-12-2009, 09:33 AM
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#114
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
SO much more to say because I'm drunk, still, (or more) inappropriate.
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In Vino Veritas
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-12-2009, 09:35 AM
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#115
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos
"Withdrawal gaining favour as a form of birth control" and "CP Male Hottie Draft" and "Nice Guys -- She's Using You".
If someone looks over my shoulder, I don't know how convincing it'll be when I say "oh, it's just a hockey message board".
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It's spring, and the young boys are horny.
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06-12-2009, 09:55 AM
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#117
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Franchise Player
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I've got to ask... with many of you just using the "pull-out" method and nothing else, is there a rampant hidden CP syphilis epidemic?
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06-12-2009, 11:44 AM
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#118
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peter12
I've got to ask... with many of you just using the "pull-out" method and nothing else, is there a rampant hidden CP syphilis epidemic?
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Has anyone seen my nose? Anyone? It fell off the other night, I think its under the couch with my sanity.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-12-2009, 11:52 AM
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#119
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My face is a bum!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm
Not true, before every gasm you pre-shoot, you probably dont even notice it. This is why pulling out is an inneffective if not fun game of trying to play it safe.
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The most recent studies have indicated that is completely false information, and if anything comes out with your pre-junk, it's left from your final shot last time.
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06-12-2009, 12:06 PM
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#120
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Originally Posted by hulkrogan
The most recent studies have indicated that is completely false information, and if anything comes out with your pre-junk, it's left from your final shot last time.
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I think this requires further study. Perhaps I could get a research grant so I could hire some, ahem, research assistants.
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