06-11-2009, 05:09 PM
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This thread is full of win.
Last edited by jeremywilhelm; 06-11-2009 at 05:27 PM.
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06-11-2009, 05:10 PM
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#82
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
Hmmm castrations also goes snip snip. hahaha
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Sure, and if you wish to use that as a birth control method, be my guest. I don't think the best political spin doctor in the world could sell that one to the herd though.
Last edited by Ford Prefect; 06-11-2009 at 05:27 PM.
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06-11-2009, 05:11 PM
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#83
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My face is a bum!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunderball
On topic, withdrawal is pretty much 0% effective. Male precum contains semen, a lot more than one would think. One lucky swimmer and you're done.
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Completely false. If you've urinated since last ejaculation, there is none. As long as you're out in time, it's perfect. If you catch yourself by surprise... 
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06-11-2009, 05:29 PM
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#84
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Originally Posted by hulkrogan
Completely false. If you've urinated since last ejaculation, there is none. As long as you're out in time, it's perfect. If you catch yourself by surprise... |
Not true, before every gasm you pre-shoot, you probably dont even notice it. This is why pulling out is an inneffective if not fun game of trying to play it safe.
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06-11-2009, 05:32 PM
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#85
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
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I can't add anything here, but just wanted to post in the thread.
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06-11-2009, 05:33 PM
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#86
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm
Not true, before every gasm you pre-shoot, you probably dont even notice it. This is why pulling out is an inneffective if not fun game of trying to play it safe.
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That's what I was always told. It's all potentially got fish.
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06-11-2009, 05:35 PM
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#87
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hulkrogan
Completely false. If you've urinated since last ejaculation, there is none. As long as you're out in time, it's perfect. If you catch yourself by surprise... |
Its the precum. Most people don't know that "male lubricant" contains semen. Once that appears, you could be a future father. I'm not talking about lingering semen from the last ejaculation.
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06-11-2009, 05:36 PM
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#88
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missdpuck
That's what I was always told. It's all potentially got fish.
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you mean tadpoles
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06-11-2009, 05:36 PM
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#89
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missdpuck
That's what I was always told. It's all potentially got fish.
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I believe the pre-shot is what you body uses to prep the urethra for the final delivery method.
Look at me, im to much of a wuss to use the real words
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06-11-2009, 05:37 PM
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#90
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missdpuck
That's what I was always told. It's all potentially got fish.
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Swimmers. Potentially got swimmers. Potentially got fish is...well...just wrong.
Also, I'm a big fan of her using the pill AND the old withdrawl.
And as much as I thought DESS was a tool, that Hawaiian island comment was gold.
Last edited by ResAlien; 06-11-2009 at 05:52 PM.
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06-11-2009, 05:57 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by awildermode
you mean tadpoles
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Oh that explains that croaking noise I hear after a couple of days?
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06-11-2009, 05:57 PM
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#92
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
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"Withdrawal gaining favour as a form of birth control" and "CP Male Hottie Draft" and "Nice Guys -- She's Using You".
If someone looks over my shoulder, I don't know how convincing it'll be when I say "oh, it's just a hockey message board".
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06-11-2009, 05:59 PM
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#93
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missdpuck
Oh that explains that croaking noise I hear after a couple of days?
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You might want to see a doctor about that.
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06-11-2009, 05:59 PM
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Haven't you ever heard "my fish can swim" as well as "my boys can swim"? Maybe it's another weird local thing. Tadpoles and newborn guppies look a lot alike.
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06-11-2009, 06:02 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missdpuck
Haven't you ever heard "my fish can swim" as well as "my boys can swim"? Maybe it's another weird local thing. Tadpoles and newborn guppies look a lot alike.
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We use 'get one past the goalie'.
After all, we're Canadian. Everything revolves around hockey.
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06-11-2009, 06:04 PM
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#96
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Obscure Jersey Wiz
Join Date: May 2007
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Crapshoot method FTW. It hasn't failed me yet.
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06-11-2009, 06:05 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Oh boy, all this talk is getting me scared. I must have a few running around out there that no one has brought to my attention. Im praying its not that Donkey I slayed couple years back. Everyone's got a Donkey or 2 on their resume.
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06-11-2009, 06:09 PM
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#98
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
We use 'get one past the goalie'.
After all, we're Canadian. Everything revolves around hockey.
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Yeah,you're all pucked up. Darned goalies.
There's probably someone fishing from the lot at the end of my street (ICW). Regionalism!
Last edited by missdpuck; 06-11-2009 at 06:15 PM.
Reason: spell check didn't like "pucked"
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06-11-2009, 06:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missdpuck
Haven't you ever heard "my fish can swim" as well as "my boys can swim"? Maybe it's another weird local thing. Tadpoles and newborn guppies look a lot alike.
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As long as you arent saying your crabs can swim, im fine with it!
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06-11-2009, 06:17 PM
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#100
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Captaincanada80
Oh boy, all this talk is getting me scared. I must have a few running around out there that no one has brought to my attention. Im praying its not that Donkey I slayed couple years back. Everyone's got a Donkey or 2 on their resume.
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Haha, Donkey? Thats a new one. I've heard of slaying a dragon, what kind of knight slays a donkey?
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