Uncircumsized baby dink thread

[arloiginla]

Originally Posted by The Goon

To add something different to this thread, if you are dealing with changing baby boys and are tired of getting covered in pee, you should pick up Peepee Teepees:

http://www.uncommongoods.com/item/item.jsp?itemId=13271

condoms?

[The Fonz]

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[Iowa_Flames_Fan]

Originally Posted by AnthonyCook

May as well look up 'fotze' while you're at it.

Wow. I just learned something new.

[stang]

Originally Posted by SeeGeeWhy

http://www.mothersagainstcirc.org/inspect.htm <- This is the only pro-dickcheese argument that I have ever heard.

Fotze, here are some pro's and con's to help you decide what to do:

Pros:

- You can make a wallet out of the left over skin. Rub the wallet, and it will become a suitcase.
- Easy to clean penis, now with 69% less smegma!
- Increased accuracy at the bowl

Cons:

- People can say that when you were circumcised, they threw away the best piece.
- Inevitable feelings of emptiness (temporary)
- Pain equal to or greater than childbirth (a scientific FACT)
- Risk of losing more than you bargained for
- Apparently has roots as a procedure intended to remedy excessive masturbation
- Needlessly Expensive! Around $3000, plus healing time

ANother Pro: I tell people that I donated to to some kid who was born without ears.

Originally Posted by Sainters7

Haha yeah. For some reason I was the only boy out of all of my cousins to be circumsized(dont ask me how I know this, for some reason it came up one day), and almost half of them said they have experienced probs down there(infections, etc). One of em finally had to get snipped when he was 12.

Thats cool if the unsnipped prefer their way, but my future son is SO getting snipped, I've heard too many horror stories.

So is mine! I would rather him get it done when he wont remember then trying to hobble around at 22 with 20 stiches in his dick praying he isnt going to get an erection.

Originally Posted by greyshep

Hmm dont know where you got your numbers but it cost us less than $200 to have our son "cleaned up". And healing time was virtually nil. Our little guy made nary a whimper.

$3000?? Maybe for an adult procedure??

Free if you have to get it done for medical purposes like me.

[Sainters7]

Originally Posted by stang

So is mine! I would rather him get it done when he wont remember then trying to hobble around at 22 with 20 stiches in his dick praying he isnt going to get an erection.

"Oh no! The professor said we can't let the mummy get a boner!"

...one of the best Simpsons lines ever

[The Fonz]

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[stang]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

For those who say they'll get their future newborns cut right after birth, are you not worried about if they'll feel uncomfortable growing up? I think the the circumcision rate on newborns in Canada is somewhere around 14% and has been decreasing annually. That's only 1 in 7 kids having it done.

????? I was an uncut growing up around cuts and I never felt weird....

[Bill Bumface]

Originally Posted by stang

????? I was an uncut growing up around cuts and I never felt weird....

Yeah, but you are old news. A lot has changed in the last 20 years. Unless you are a Jew or an American, odds are you're wolfing down the ants.

[stang]

Originally Posted by hulkrogan

Yeah, but you are old news. A lot has changed in the last 20 years. Unless you are a Jew or an American, odds are you're wolfing down the ants.

Yeah but its the same thing just reversed...

I was an anteater in the trimmed age... and I never felt different.

So why would a Cut n the anteater age feel different.

[The Fonz]

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[North East Goon]

I didnt know women produce smegma around their clitoris area. So we have to go down on their fotze's, but they prefer not to go down on anteaters - double standard I tell ya!

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

This anteater is now dead, thanks to this thread.

[SarichFan]

I consider it my Penis Jersey. Gotta support the team!!

[stang]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

It's different in the fact that you had the option to remain unlike your friends (uncut), or you could get the procedure done and be exactly the same (cut). And you did.

For a cut growing up with uncut boys, he has no choice, that's just the way it's gonna be. And it's a choice he never made.

Haha What? It wasnt a choice I made...I HAD to get it done for medical reasons.

Thats like saying its a choice to get your ball removed when you have Testicular cancer

If everything was fine I sure as hell wasnt paying to get it done...