Uncircumsized baby dink thread

[Ro]

Originally Posted by North East Goon

I alway's thought women who have had both, preferred un-cut because of the more natural stroke going on inside her, and the added friction?

Wouldn't it be less friction?

[SeeGeeWhy]

http://www.mothersagainstcirc.org/inspect.htm <- This is the only pro-dickcheese argument that I have ever heard.

Fotze, here are some pro's and con's to help you decide what to do:

Pros:

- You can make a wallet out of the left over skin. Rub the wallet, and it will become a suitcase.
- Easy to clean penis, now with 69% less smegma!
- Increased accuracy at the bowl

Cons:

- People can say that when you were circumcised, they threw away the best piece.
- Inevitable feelings of emptiness (temporary)
- Pain equal to or greater than childbirth (a scientific FACT)
- Risk of losing more than you bargained for
- Apparently has roots as a procedure intended to remedy excessive masturbation
- Needlessly Expensive! Around $3000, plus healing time

[Sainters7]

Originally Posted by stang

I wasnt circumsized and I had to get it done at 22 years old. That isnt a good feeling

I had like 20 stiches in my Weiner....

Haha yeah. For some reason I was the only boy out of all of my cousins to be circumsized(dont ask me how I know this, for some reason it came up one day), and almost half of them said they have experienced probs down there(infections, etc). One of em finally had to get snipped when he was 12.

Thats cool if the unsnipped prefer their way, but my future son is SO getting snipped, I've heard too many horror stories.

[Engine09]

Great idea, mutilate your boy's genitals instead af teaching him to wash.

That crap got started with some weirdo religious teachings, I say we keep knives far away from that area. We're not in the dark ages anymore.

[greyshep]

Originally Posted by SeeGeeWhy

Cons:
- Needlessly Expensive! Around $3000, plus healing time

Hmm dont know where you got your numbers but it cost us less than $200 to have our son "cleaned up". And healing time was virtually nil. Our little guy made nary a whimper.

$3000?? Maybe for an adult procedure??

[Sainters7]

Originally Posted by greyshep

Hmm dont know where you got your numbers but it cost us less than $200 to have our son "cleaned up". And healing time was virtually nil. Our little guy made nary a whimper.

$3000?? Maybe for an adult procedure??

Oh thank God! I'm all about getting my future son snipped but after reading that figure, I wasnt so sure anymore. Yeah I'm guessing thats just an adult price. Whew!

[Cain]

This is usually a heated subject and not necessarily what the thread was aimed at...but I just wanted to say one thing.

I do think it is absurd to automatically perform a circumcision in this day and age. There are a few medical reasons one might need one, but to give it to every baby boy is ludicrous.

And frankly...if you are thinking about doing this to your son, bear in mind that he might not feel the same way you do. That penis is his penis...not yours. You are deciding to rip a part of it off....kind of a huge decision, and probably one that is better left up to him. Sure it is probably more painful, or at least you remember the pain if you do it as an adult, but then you are damn sure to be doing it for the right reasons, like the person actually deciding that they want it for themselves.

As for the "women like it better cut" argument...ugh. A lot of guys really like massive breasts, yet I don't see parent decided compulsory breast implants at a certain age...because that would be barbaric. Same reasoning.

[Clarkey]

Anteater guys get so defensive around this topic.

[Cain]

Originally Posted by Clarkey

Anteater guys get so defensive around this topic.

Perhaps some just feel that it is not really a decision that is rightfully decided by the parents, but should rather be dealt with by the owner of said penis?

I have nothing against circumcision, I just feel strongly that it is a choice that should be made by the individual, not by parents, or societal preference.

[SeeGeeWhy]

Originally Posted by fotze

The funniest part is this thread has 3 times as many posts as the Al Macinnis tribute thread. We are crazy creatures.

Obviously, your son's penis is more important to the community than Al's hockey career.

[pope04]

Originally Posted by Clarkey

Anteater guys get so defensive around this topic.

Says the author of this:

I would suggest getting his anteater snipped now, it will help him out when he's older as women aren't big fans of the toque.

[Flames_Gimp]

Can we continue without the word "smegma"? nasty......lol

[Ayrahb]

Originally Posted by Wookie

I had the surgery done 17 months ago. NOT FUN! It's definitely not something you want to mess up, the learning/using/etc. haha

So you and "Bent Wookie" are the same person, before and after the surgery?

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

OMG I just looked up the definition of smegma!

[Flames_Gimp]

Originally Posted by Teh_Bandwagoner

OMG I just looked up the definition of smegma!

STOP!

[Reggie Dunlop]

Originally Posted by fotze

Look up fistula.

I will match your fistula and raise you a chancroid.

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

I will match your fistula and raise you a chancroid.

Okay I seriously need to stop looking these words up.

[AC]

May as well look up 'fotze' while you're at it.

[skins]

On Topic:

Look up the word "Schmuck"

This word becomes much more meaningful (and insulting) when you actually know what it means.

[simmer2]

The ballooning of the foreskin is also a move known as the "Hammerhead". It frequents hockey dressing rooms by the team joker.