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Two Fivenagame · 12-17-2009, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Ren

I'll be sure to let her know you feel that way as I bend her over and take her to outer space.

I'll have sex with her when the 2 of you return from space.

IliketoPuck · 12-17-2009, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by HOOT

There is something about her face that I don't like. She wouldn't even break my top 50.

could her newly enhanced bank account help?

VladtheImpaler · 12-17-2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rerun

Tiger Woods upcoming divorce?

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.ac...nav=Groupspace

Not sure if this has been posted yet in this thread.

So, she is settling for the $25M as per the pre-nup, or she looking beyond the contract?

troutman · 12-17-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by HOOT

Well I'm glad you know your opinion of golf not being a sport isn't a fact because most of the world believes it is. Actually probably the hardest sport in the world to master, but that is my opinion so I won't try and pass it on as fact like most of you.

I think I did conclude in the other thread that golf is a sport, but not a very athletic sport.

Ren · 12-17-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by FanIn80

Classy.

Sorry, what I meant to say was...

I would delicately approach her and introduce myself, kiss the back of her hand as I bow, converse with her briefly about her thoughts on international politics and the global economy, and ask her, if I'm not at all being too forward, if she would like to join me for dinner at a world class restaurant this evening.

I would arrive at her door in an Armani suit with a bouquet of roses and a box of imported Belgian chocolates, show her to my Mercedes Benz, and we would make our way to a fine meal of assorted foreign delicacies, ending perhaps with a low-fat sundae drizzled with French fudge.

As we find ourselves back at her home, I would escort her out of my car (opening the door for her, of course) and back to her front door, and ever so softly press my lips against hers.

Then I would wreck that chick.

EddyBeers · 12-17-2009, 03:20 PM

Nm

EddyBeers · 12-17-2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cowperson

Cowperson

I guess boxing is not a sport either...

Rerun · 12-17-2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

So, she is settling for the $25M as per the pre-nup, or she looking beyond the contract?

I suspect she's looking for more. MUCH MORE.

In Britain, the bookies are taking bets on how much $$$ she'll get out of the divorce...

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LONDON — If Tiger Woods and his Swedish wife get divorced, Elin Nordegren won't be the only one collecting on the settlement.
British bookmaker William Hill is taking bets on just how much Nordegren will get if she decides to divorce the world's No. 1 golfer, who is taking an indefinite break from the sport after admitting to infidelities.
As the scandal widens, bettors can get 25-1 odds that Nordegren will receive more than half a billion dollars in a divorce settlement. The odds drop to 6-4 for a settlement under $100 million. William Hill is offering only 1-2 odds that she would get between $100 million and $500 million.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...ebSkAD9CL7LP80

IliketoPuck · 12-17-2009, 03:22 PM

Much more classy. I just burst out laughing reading that, because I knew what was coming in the last line the whole time.

HOOT · 12-17-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by IliketoPuck

could her newly enhanced bank account help?

No. Money doesn't bring happiness or make someone more beautiful.

FanIn80 · 12-17-2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ren

Sorry, what I meant to say was...

I would delicately approach her and introduce myself, kiss the back of her hand as I bow, converse with her briefly about her thoughts on international politics and the global economy, and ask her, if I'm not at all being too forward, if she would like to join me for dinner at a world class restaurant this evening.

I would arrive at her door in an Armani suit with a bouquet of roses and a box of imported Belgian chocolates, show her to my Mercedes Benz, and we would make our way to a fine meal of assorted foreign delicacies, ending perhaps with a low-fat sundae drizzled with French fudge.

As we find ourselves back at her home, I would escort her out of my car (opening the door for her, of course) and back to her front door, and ever so softly press my lips against hers.

Then I would wreck that chick.

Haha. Well played.

mikey_the_redneck · 12-17-2009, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by HOOT

There is something about her face that I don't like. She wouldn't even break my top 50.

Her jaw line is..............manly to say the least. She is not in my top 50 either.

Plus...you just know she is a boring lay.

Rerun · 12-17-2009, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by HOOT

There is something about her face that I don't like. She wouldn't even break my top 50.

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Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

Her jaw line is..............manly to say the least. She is not in my top 50 either.

Plus...you just know she is a boring lay.

You guys are nuts! She's beautiful!

^^^^ Notice the slight hint of a nipple...

CaptainCrunch · 12-17-2009, 04:06 PM

I think some guys on the internet just shoot down chicks because they're incredibly dishonest and want to be cool.

"Yeah ick, I would never touch that chick, she's just not that attractive"

Meanwhile they're frantically googling her name + naked

HOOT · 12-17-2009, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rerun

You guys are nuts! She's beautiful!

I never said she wasn't beautiful, and if I did that's not what I meant by it. However, I could think of a few dozen other women I would rather "hook-up" with before her.

Rerun · 12-17-2009, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by HOOT

I never said she wasn't beautiful, and if I did that's not what I meant by it. However, I could think of a few dozen other women I would rather "hook-up" with before her.

If I was single, I'd jump her in a New York minute. She's hot!

mykalberta · 12-17-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

So, she is settling for the $25M as per the pre-nup, or she looking beyond the contract?

TSN reported the prenup was worth 300M.

Who first came out with the 25M number?

HOOT · 12-17-2009, 04:16 PM

Rerun that isn't her.

Rerun · 12-17-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by HOOT

Rerun that isn't her.

It isn't? Damn. Well whoever it is she's a dead ringer for Elin and she is hot.

Rerun · 12-18-2009, 09:20 AM

Tiger's lonely life: TV and night golf...

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Woods has changed his cellphone number. He spends his days holed up at his Florida mansion inside a gated community, watching television. Under cover of darkness, he goes to a nearby driving range to hit balls, a neighbour told US Magazine.

http://www.thestar.com/sports/golf/w...ight-golf?bn=1

Also in the news, Tiger's love child?

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A 13th mistress has surfaced, along with allegations that her 6-year-old daughter could be Woods's child. Theresa Rogers, a 48-year-old Florida woman, has apparently hired celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred – the same attorney who represented the first woman involved in the Woods scandal, hostess Rachel Uchitel.

Rogers gave birth to a daughter in 2003, while she was, she claims, in the midst of an affair with Woods. She was also involved at that time with "an Eastern European basketball player."