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Old 11-22-2023, 03:07 PM   #11441
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$6/cookie

#### that.

Does it come with a handjob?
The size of the cookies don't come through well in the website pictures.

They are 12-15cm across, and 3-5cm thick.

I get a small donair and a cookie from Cedar's, and I'm 'well fed' for the rest of the day.
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Old 11-22-2023, 03:08 PM   #11442
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Ice cream wafers as well. So I guess there are a few cookie-aisle cookies I fk with.
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The size of the cookies don't come through well in the website pictures.

They are 12-15cm across, and 3-5cm thick.
No


Stop it


These are too much, I don't want to have to use two hands and a knife to eat a cookie.
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Also, while we are on it can we get some love for the simple Arrowroot?

Still buy those cookies, love dunking them in my milk, tea, coffee, hot chocolato

And OJ too.
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$6/cookie

#### that.

Does it come with a handjob?

Where are paying $6 for a handjob?
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Old 11-22-2023, 03:29 PM   #11446
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Where are paying $6 for a handjob?
I suppose if somebody was really good they'd probably be able to take care of six dudes an hour. That's $36/hour, which is not a bad hourly rate. I could see it being an alright gig for somebody who loved their work.
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I suppose if somebody was really good they'd probably be able to take care of six dudes an hour. That's $36/hour, which is not a bad hourly rate. I could see it being an alright gig for somebody who loved their work.
Sure, "somebody"
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I suppose if somebody was really good they'd probably be able to take care of six dudes an hour. That's $36/hour, which is not a bad hourly rate. I could see it being an alright gig for somebody who loved their work.

I don’t know about logistics of this. Every 10 minutes you have to ensure the next guy is ready and you have somewhere for the other guys to wait. For $36 / hour, I don’t think that’ll cover the overhead, and I don’t think you’ll be able to sustain a steady stream of guys coming for your service. How many people actually want his?
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I suppose if somebody was really good they'd probably be able to take care of six dudes an hour. That's $36/hour, which is not a bad hourly rate. I could see it being an alright gig for somebody who loved their work.
Tip included?
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I don’t know about logistics of this. Every 10 minutes you have to ensure the next guy is ready and you have somewhere for the other guys to wait. For $36 / hour, I don’t think that’ll cover the overhead, and I don’t think you’ll be able to sustain a steady stream of guys coming for your service. How many people actually want his?
I think you'd have to make sure the guys pre-fluffed themselves. You're right it would be tough if you had to go from 0-60.

We're not going to know how many guys want this until we try. Build it and they will c.....
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I don’t know about logistics of this. Every 10 minutes you have to ensure the next guy is ready and you have somewhere for the other guys to wait. For $36 / hour, I don’t think that’ll cover the overhead, and I don’t think you’ll be able to sustain a steady stream of guys coming for your service. How many people actually want his?
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CP has never been great for breaking news or keeping up to date on anything outside of politics/wars (and even with those it's only good at the beginning before you're wading through the same 10 prolific posters writing the same 10 novels at each other for the last 15+ years). It always amazed me when people would talk about where they get local news back in the day and a bunch of CP'ers would suggest CP as their local news source.

I would always challenge that as it blew me away that they said this. Like how often does a single local news story get posted on CP? Let alone this being your actual source for all of it?
Hey, I broke the Calatrava bridge! That was long before they called it Pease Vridge
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I'm getting gently told I have to go to my boss of 8 months, 93 year mothers funeral 5 hours north of Calgary on the weekend. I wouldn't go to a 93 yr old relatives funeral in that circumstance. I avoid them and always have, they freak me out, I dread them for a week and am depressed for a week following. Also hate driving long distances on my own time with my own gas for bloody work.
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I'm getting gently told I have to go to my boss of 8 months, 93 year mothers funeral 5 hours north of Calgary on the weekend. I wouldn't go to a 93 yr old relatives funeral in that circumstance. I avoid them and always have, they freak me out, I dread them for a week and am depressed for a week following. Also hate driving long distances on my own time with my own gas for bloody work.
That's nucking futs. I specifically asked my staff not to go to my mom's funeral in May. They have their own lives to worry about; I don't need to drag them into the crappy parts of mine. Wtf, that's brutal dude.
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Old 11-22-2023, 05:20 PM   #11456
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I'm getting gently told I have to go to my boss of 8 months, 93 year mothers funeral 5 hours north of Calgary on the weekend. I wouldn't go to a 93 yr old relatives funeral in that circumstance. I avoid them and always have, they freak me out, I dread them for a week and am depressed for a week following. Also hate driving long distances on my own time with my own gas for bloody work.
Have you known your boss for a long time. Like close personal friends but now you work for him? Because that's the only reason you should feel obligated to go.

If it's because he's your boss only then he's a terrible boss and he must have some real power and control issues. 5 hours away? I wouldn't go if it was in Calgary.

I hope this is your dream job.
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Sorry to hear about your Mom. It’s tough losing a parent.

Fotze , that’s total bs being told to go to your boss’ Mom’s funeral.
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I don’t know about logistics of this. Every 10 minutes you have to ensure the next guy is ready and you have somewhere for the other guys to wait.
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Have you known your boss for a long time. Like close personal friends but now you work for him? Because that's the only reason you should feel obligated to go.

If it's because he's your boss only then he's a terrible boss and he must have some real power and control issues. 5 hours away? I wouldn't go if it was in Calgary.

I hope this is your dream job.
No my boss is good, it’s his boss who doesn’t want to go himself. My boss wouldn’t want me to go for sure.

Hey coworkers I don’t know you well but want to spend your Sunday watching me Cry like a baby?

Definitey not my dream job. Dream job aspirations are long gone at all his point.

And for next weekend want to come watch me masturbate?
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Old 11-22-2023, 06:16 PM   #11460
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No my boss is good, it’s his boss who doesn’t want to go himself. My boss wouldn’t want me to go for sure.

Hey coworkers I don’t know you well but want to spend your Sunday watching me Cry like a baby?

Definitey not my dream job. Dream job aspirations are long gone at all his point.

And for next weekend want to come watch me masturbate?
Gees. You made the thread all weird.
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