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No, I'm sorry, that pun in unacceptable.  Take it back.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 01:26 AM
			
			
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				No, I'm sorry, that pun in unacceptable.  Take it back. 
			
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Cut me some slack. MacLean has to retire someday. We talkin 'bout practice.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 01:28 AM
			
			
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				Cut me some slack. MacLean has to retire someday. We talkin 'bout practice. 
			
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Ballsack!  I'm not cutting you any slack.  Either be better or I'm going to start calling you the Nickleback of puns.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 01:35 AM
			
			
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			If I'd have charged you to read my posts, I'd have certainly given you your nickle back seeing's how you're not happy with them.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 01:43 AM
			
			
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						Last edited by pylon; 12-17-2009 at 02:57 AM.
					
					
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			12-17-2009, 02:36 AM
			
			
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				It's pretty much the only sport where the women's game makes a better spectator sport then the men's game. 
			
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Clearly, you don't watch enough beach volleyball.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 03:55 AM
			
			
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				I think I know a little bit about golf. I never said it was impossible, I said it was extremely hard and not even players like Tiger, Phil, Vijay know exactly what kind of spin will be on it when it comes out of deep rough. From the fairway they can pretty much predict what it is going to do, compared to the rough. 
			
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You never said that at all.. You said it cant be done. Not "they cant predict what kind of spin is put on"
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 08:02 AM
			
			
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			Can the people discussing golf in this thread please be banned? Back to the whores/madams/sluts/gossip/divorce...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 09:09 AM
			
			
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			I'm not going to wade through the urinating match that is the last 3 pages to see if this has been posted, but apparently mistress #14 is Jessica Simpson. 
  
All I can say is finally......someone a little more his calibre.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 09:15 AM
			
			
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				I'm not going to wade through the urinating match that is the last 3 pages to see if this has been posted, but apparently mistress #14 is Jessica Simpson. 
  
All I can say is finally......someone a little more his calibre. 
			
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Now, that's a quality contribution to the thread. However, I would offer a different interpretation - this confirms to me that Jessica Simpson is who I thought she was.   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 09:46 AM
			
			
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				I'm not going to wade through the urinating match that is the last 3 pages to see if this has been posted, but apparently mistress #14 is Jessica Simpson. 
  
All I can say is finally......someone a little more his calibre. 
			
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I wonder much she charges? or could she be that dumb? Could she have actually transgressed with Tiger for free?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 09:51 AM
			
			
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			hahahaha seriously man. Is she that dumb? Heck yes she is! 
  
How's her "career" right now? I wonder if she needed some bribe money to STFU and that's why she isn't saying anything? lol
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 09:51 AM
			
			
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			Because there's a picture of them together at a golf tournament, we should all automatically believe a tabloid saying they're boinking? C'mon.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			12-17-2009, 09:55 AM
			
			
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				Because there's a picture of them together at a golf tournament, we should all automatically believe a tabloid saying they're boinking? C'mon. 
			
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hmmm because you see Jessica Simpson every week at golf tournaments because thats her favorite game to watch! 
 
It's like if you saw her at the U of C engineering lab. She is there because i just paid her $50k the night before to transgress her.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 10:03 AM
			
			
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				hahahaha seriously man. Is she that dumb? Heck yes she is! 
  
How's her "career" right now? I wonder if she needed some bribe money to STFU and that's why she isn't saying anything? lol 
			
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I wonder if her dad was involved, that guy gives off a super creepy vibe.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			12-17-2009, 10:06 AM
			
			
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				I wonder if her dad was involved, that guy gives off a super creepy vibe. 
			
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Papa Simpson always gets a cut...
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 10:11 AM
			
			
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				Around the greens absolutely. Putting the perfect amount of spin on the ball out, 15-20 yards, the perfect "touch", pretty good comparison with pool. 
 
 But putting spin from 190 yards out in deep rough comparing that to snooker? give me a break. 
 
Edit: I should also add, even though its quite obvious, spinning a ball on the same flat surface (pool table) is childs play compared to spinning a golf ball in conditions that will ALWAYS change.  On the pool table you always know what you get. You'll never get the same lie in golf. 
			
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My point was more that pool is not a sport.  I don't think golf is either, really.  You can play a game competitively without it being a sport.
 
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			12-17-2009, 10:20 AM
			
			
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He probably negotiated the transgression, and supervised it to make sure it was all according to contract.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 10:22 AM
			
			
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				He probably negotiated the transgression, and supervised it to make sure it was all according to contract. 
			
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Did he make sure the lesser sister got some sloppy seconds?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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			12-17-2009, 10:36 AM
			
			
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				Well, both are valuable members of society - I guess it's in the eye of the beholder... 
  
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Just because they help satiate a basic human need doesn't make them valuable members of society.
 
Sending people to jail, causing the break-ups of marriages (Tiger) and the resultant emotional turmoil that passes down through years through children, human trafficking as a result, and the spread of diseases would make them the exact opposite to a modern "society."
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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