American Politics 4.0 - Orangeyou Glad He’s Back?

[GranteedEV]

Originally Posted by Monahammer

Strap a japanese-level micro room hotel to a major airport. Fairly inexpensive rent, comes with fresh purchased sheets, a box of kleenex, a bottle of vaseline, and a 72" screen with premium streaming services to canadian porn providers.

build a sponsership deal with OnlyFans to have live events at the Scotia Place after games against the Panthers, Stars, Lightning,

[Sliver]

We should set up big drive-in-style movie screens facing the border. Get a pay-per-view app so a dude can just pull up on the American side, pick his poison, watch his porn on the Canadian screen, wack off and then drive home. $$$$$$

[WideReceiver]

Wanking is a city in China.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by monahammer

if it's done right, why the hell wouldn't we want money from other countries pouring in here?

This is adjacent to a thought i have had about cannabis tourism. Why haven't we made like a cannabis centric mountain town that we can throw all the pot smokers and pot tourists at? They feel less awkward/ ashamed about smoking up everywhere and being high, families don't have to be as close to it, and we can create a weird little tourism subculture that actually glorifies it to some degree.

sssssshhhhhhh!!!!! You will attract sliver. Do not post this three times!!

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Monahammer

Strap a japanese-level micro room hotel to a major airport. Fairly inexpensive rent, comes with fresh purchased sheets, a box of kleenex, a bottle of vaseline, and a 72" screen with premium streaming services to canadian porn providers.

Or... now hear me out... get a VPN?

[Monahammer]

Presumably, accessing porn through a VPN service would still be a federal crime under the proposed legislation?

[ResAlien]

Really changes the meaning of a goon squad

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Monahammer

If it's done right, why the hell wouldn't we want money from other countries pouring in here?

This is adjacent to a thought I have had about cannabis tourism. Why haven't we made like a cannabis centric mountain town that we can throw all the pot smokers and pot tourists at? They feel less awkward/ ashamed about smoking up everywhere and being high, families don't have to be as close to it, and we can create a weird little tourism subculture that actually glorifies it to some degree.

We have that town already. It's called Banff.

And who the eff is ashamed to smoke weed? It's legal. That's like being ashamed to have a glass of wine or to drink a beer.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by WideReceiver

Banning porn in the U.S. may really boost Canadian tourism.

Instead of a border wall, we build one continuous projector screen along the border showing hardcore porn and lob over toilet paper and start our advance, meter by meter, until we push them all into the Gulf of Canada and claim America as ours.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by KelVarnsen

Is wanking tourism a thing?

Brand new untapped market.

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by Cappy

What is porn tourism?

only thing i can think of is that there is a porn convention in Vegas every year. I don't know much about it other than we were in Vegas at the same time and a couple women looked a little familiar...

It’s the Big Red Son!

[Sert]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Instead of a border wall, we build one continuous projector screen along the border showing hardcore porn and lob over toilet paper and start our advance, meter by meter, litre by litre peter by peter, until we push them all into the Gulf of Canada and claim America as ours.

fixed

[puffnstuff]

What dictator doesnt like giant portraits of themselves on buildings?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-b2751192.html

There’s a new addition to the streetscape outside the#Department of Agriculture#building in Washington, D.C., causing a stir online.

Looming down from the pillared front of the neo-classical facade is an enormous, brooding picture of President#Donald Trump, adapted from his official presidential portrait.

[GioforPM]

https://thetyee.ca/News/2025/05/14/O...David-Moretta/

Guthrie is sure making waves.

[puffnstuff]

Originally Posted by GioforPM

https://thetyee.ca/News/2025/05/14/O...David-Moretta/

Guthrie is sure making waves.

Wrong dictatorshìp thread Gio

[activeStick]

Originally Posted by puffnstuff

What dictator doesnt like giant portraits of themselves on buildings?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-b2751192.html

There’s a new addition to the streetscape outside the#Department of Agriculture#building in Washington, D.C., causing a stir online.

Looming down from the pillared front of the neo-classical facade is an enormous, brooding picture of President#Donald Trump, adapted from his official presidential portrait.

Just doing a little early redecorating of the cities ahead of Trump 2028!

[CroFlames]

That's one of the best perks of being a dictator. Having your massive portrait(s) in every city in the land.

Can't wait for some GOP congressperson to put forth a motion to rename Washington to Trumpland, because after all, Trump has accomplished more than any president in history. Washington is a chump.

[Monahammer]

Year 1:



Year 4:



Just Channeling his spirit animal.

[KelVarnsen]

Originally Posted by Monahammer

Year 1:

Just Channeling his spirit animal.

Can't we skip ahead to this?

NSFW!

[WideReceiver]

He’s not even trying to hide it anymore. They’re stopping and checking people leaving the country. He’s putting his massive ugly face onto the side of federal buildings. Know who else did that? Hitler! Hitler did that.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1923021298894086319