Apparently it is Citigroup's fault this chick is too hot

[VladtheImpaler]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

It goes without saying that if she ever found out you'd posted that description, complete with her picture, that you'd rightly never get a second chance.

Cowperson

I am pretty sure that if she stops her car and stares into his house every night, this wouldn't matter.

[Inferno]

Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars

Yep, sounds like my ex alright.

She still sometimes passes by my place and stares through my window.

That's like my co-worker's ex. He says whenever she comes back to town she makes a point of passing his place as much as possible. The ironic thing is it's her sister who strung me along like a puppet for 2 1/2 years.

[PyramidsofMars]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

It goes without saying that if she ever found out you'd posted that description, complete with her picture, that you'd rightly never get a second chance.

Cowperson

That's Anna Karina, as I say in the post.

Good lord, if my ex were that cute, I'd have bought her a shiny ring and never let her go.

[PyramidsofMars]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

I am pretty sure that if she stops her car and stares into his house every night, this wouldn't matter.

She walks by.

[metallicat]

Why is this thread about the returning poster, PyramidOfMars? Back to the hot bank chick people.

[narbeZ]

Originally Posted by chalms04

I'd make a deposit.In the Spank Bank.

fyp

[3 Justin 3]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

So you go over and talk to her, maybe have a drink or two. Things are going great, you end up at her apartment. Its cozy and you don't think its too weird that she collects Strawberry Shortcake dolls. She offers you another drink, you take it thinking "Man this is going to totally happen" She tells you she needs to go change. Your eyes get heavy and just before you drop into a deep slumber you see her coming out of the bedroom wearing a butcher apron and a pigs head.

You wake up several hours later at the side of a rainy highway. Your naked, and your chest hurts, you look down to see several knife marks on your chest making the sign of the Pentagram. You stand up and wonder why your butt is so sore . . .

And this children is why you don't date the quiet ones.

Now this is my kind of night out!

[pylon]

Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars

Yep, sounds like my ex alright.

She still sometimes passes by my place and stares through my window. I'm not kidding. Granted, my place is the LRT station and is near a lot of places she goes to, but it's still weird, the stopping and the staring. The worst part is I frequently wonder about getting with her again just for one night.

fyp

[mikey_the_redneck]

Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars

Just not really my type, 'kay?

I'm the guy who goes and talks to the shy, studious FAT girl in the cute sweater sitting on the couch in the corner sipping on her beer coyly, ignored by everyone else who is hitting on the 'hotties' in skimpy outfits.

It's totally subjective.

Fixed....

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

Originally Posted by oilers_fan

She's not that hot, ok buddy. I figured something was wrong with you.

This thread delivers.

She looks okay in the photos, but if you watch the videos...

[PyramidsofMars]

Originally Posted by pylon

fyp

Hilarious!

[PyramidsofMars]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

Fixed....

I've never even dated a chubby girl, let alone a fat one. I don't mind the chubbies, either. I've dated exclusively slim or skinny girls though.

[18flames]

I think its clear that PyramidsofMars just doesn't want to admit that he is indeed from San Francisco.

[DementedReality]

Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars

This desire is especially strong because I'm currently dating a pillow princess.

im very afraid to ask what that is?

[Trojan97]

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars

I'm the gay who goes and talks to the shy, studious pretty guy in the cute sweater sitting on the couch in the corner sipping on his cooler coyly, ignored by everyone else who is hitting on the 'hotties' in skimpy outfits.

It's totally subjective.

fyp

[PyramidsofMars]

I'm really bi, btw.

I prefer girls, and just for everyday company prefer girls, too, but dudes are so much easier to get with, so most of my sexual activity is done in public washrooms or dingy apartments and is usually over in 15 minutes of swift reciprocated sex acts.

TMI? Nah, not for you lot. I'll give you all the information I can.

[puckluck]

Originally Posted by flameswin

fyp

WOW! I can't believe you actually said that. I can't believe you actually said that and nothing has been done. You know what, I don't care if you don't like me, I don't care if you want to call me names, I don't care if you want to post pictures insulting me but please do it with taste. The fact that you're using words like this really sets you back, you're usually a great poster and you usually don't sink this low. I'm assuming you don't have any close family memebers or friends that suffer from any mental illnesses. Whats next for you, making fun of cancer patients???

[PyramidsofMars]

Originally Posted by DementedReality

im very afraid to ask what that is?

A girl who just lays there like pretty decor on your pillow and does nothing. Kind of disconcerting if you're not a necrophiliac.

Alternatively, it means a girl who doesn't reciprocate on oral stimulation. Frequently, it's both.

[Bill Bumface]

Back to things that are awesome:

In April 2003, the Municipal Credit Union named her its sales rep of the month. On the other hand, she says, a manager once called her into his office to ask her opinion of a photograph. The picture he called up on his computer was of his penis.

http://www.villagevoice.com/2010-06-...ork-in-a-bank/