06-03-2010, 11:05 AM
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#61
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Originally Posted by Cowperson
Is she suing for something she can win?
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It may be simply a bold PR move. I assume she will get lucrative offers to pose for mens magazines, appear on reality shows, etc. She might win more than 15 minutes of fame.
People can't get enough of Sarah Palin.
Last edited by troutman; 06-03-2010 at 11:30 AM.
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06-03-2010, 11:08 AM
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#62
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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I'd plow that.
And the big hands are okay. They're good for handling big plows.
Last edited by Ford Prefect; 06-03-2010 at 11:18 AM.
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06-03-2010, 11:16 AM
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#63
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First Line Centre
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Single Mom!!!!
...never mind I'm out
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06-03-2010, 11:39 AM
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#64
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Cambodia
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They fire women for being too hot? What is this, some kind of piggy bank?
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06-03-2010, 12:13 PM
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#65
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by oilers_fan
She's not that hot, ok buddy. I figured something was wrong with you.
This thread delivers.
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Just not really my type, 'kay?
I'm the guy who goes and talks to the shy, studious pretty girl in the cute sweater sitting on the couch in the corner sipping on her beer coyly, ignored by everyone else who is hitting on the 'hotties' in skimpy outfits.
It's totally subjective.
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06-03-2010, 12:15 PM
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#66
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RANDOM USER TITLE CHANGE
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: South Calgary
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Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
Just not really my type, 'kay?
I'm the guy who goes and talks to the shy, studious pretty girl in the cute sweater sitting on the couch in the corner sipping on her beer coyly, ignored by everyone else who is hitting on the 'hotties' in skimpy outfits.
It's totally subjective.
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Studious girls drink beer?
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06-03-2010, 12:17 PM
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#67
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
Just not really my type, 'kay?
I'm the guy who goes and talks to the shy, studious pretty girl in the cute sweater sitting on the couch in the corner sipping on her beer coyly, ignored by everyone else who is hitting on the 'hotties' in skimpy outfits.
It's totally subjective.
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So in other words you go for imaginary girls?
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06-03-2010, 12:18 PM
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#68
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by Frank MetaMusil
Studious girls drink beer?
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Duh, thats how i got the smart.
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06-03-2010, 12:21 PM
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#69
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by shermanator
So in other words you go for imaginary girls?
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imaginary?
I guess I live in a different world than you lot, but I see these girls at basically every party I go to or have been to.
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06-03-2010, 12:23 PM
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#70
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Frank MetaMusil
Studious girls drink beer?
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Have you met many grad students? All that sort of folk become alcoholics at some point. They gotta deal with the lack of a future even in the sessional market, and how badly their research on wandering genitalia in 17th century lit is going, somehow.
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06-03-2010, 12:31 PM
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#71
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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I don't see what the big deal is. As long as I have a big enough desk to sit at that would hide the lower half of my body, I can work with any hot female.
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06-03-2010, 12:37 PM
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#72
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Where's Don Draper?
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06-03-2010, 01:02 PM
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#73
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
Just not really my type, 'kay?
I'm the guy who goes and talks to the shy, studious pretty girl in the cute sweater sitting on the couch in the corner sipping on her beer coyly, ignored by everyone else who is hitting on the 'hotties' in skimpy outfits.
It's totally subjective.
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So you go over and talk to her, maybe have a drink or two. Things are going great, you end up at her apartment. Its cozy and you don't think its too weird that she collects Strawberry Shortcake dolls. She offers you another drink, you take it thinking "Man this is going to totally happen" She tells you she needs to go change. Your eyes get heavy and just before you drop into a deep slumber you see her coming out of the bedroom wearing a butcher apron and a pigs head.
You wake up several hours later at the side of a rainy highway. Your naked, and your chest hurts, you look down to see several knife marks on your chest making the sign of the Pentagram. You stand up and wonder why your butt is so sore . . .
And this children is why you don't date the quiet ones.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-03-2010, 01:04 PM
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#74
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Lifetime Suspension
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Tell us the rest of the story Captain
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06-03-2010, 01:06 PM
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Norm!
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ummm how about no.
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06-03-2010, 01:09 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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Come on Captain just finish the story. Pinner woke up with a sore butt too he wants to know if it's related.
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06-03-2010, 01:12 PM
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#77
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
So you go over and talk to her, maybe have a drink or two. Things are going great, you end up at her apartment. Its cozy and you don't think its too weird that she collects Strawberry Shortcake dolls. She offers you another drink, you take it thinking "Man this is going to totally happen" She tells you she needs to go change. Your eyes get heavy and just before you drop into a deep slumber you see her coming out of the bedroom wearing a butcher apron and a pigs head.
You wake up several hours later at the side of a rainy highway. Your naked, and your chest hurts, you look down to see several knife marks on your chest making the sign of the Pentagram. You stand up and wonder why your butt is so sore . . .
And this children is why you don't date the quiet ones.
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Yep, sounds like my ex alright.
She still sometimes passes by my place and stares through my window. I'm not kidding. Granted, my place is on the way to an LRT station and is near a lot of places she goes to, but it's still weird, the stopping and the staring. The worst part is I frequently wonder about getting with her again just for one night.
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06-03-2010, 01:45 PM
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#78
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
Yep, sounds like my ex alright.
She still sometimes passes by my place and stares through my window. I'm not kidding. Granted, my place is on the way to an LRT station and is near a lot of places she goes to, but it's still weird, the stopping and the staring. The worst part is I frequently wonder about getting with her again just for one night.
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Pics?
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06-03-2010, 01:52 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Sliver
Pics?
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No.
She's a pretty standard looking brunette, except she wears her hair like Anna Karina in this photo:
and she wears funny hats, too. But other than that, she's pretty standard. I just want to sleep with her again because she was good in the sack, not because she was especially hot.
This desire is especially strong because I'm currently dating a pillow princess.
Last edited by PyramidsofMars; 06-03-2010 at 01:56 PM.
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06-03-2010, 01:57 PM
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#80
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
No.
She's a pretty standard looking brunette, except she wears her hair like Anna Karina in this photo:
and she wears funny hats, too. But other than that, she's pretty standard. I just want to sleep with her again because she was good in the sack, not because she was especially hot. |
It goes without saying that if she ever found out you'd posted that description, complete with her picture, that you'd rightly never get a second chance. 
Cowperson
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