Talking to Strangers

[Kipper is King]

You: hi
Stranger: heyyyy
You: where are you from?
Stranger: US
Stranger: where u from
You: I am Canadian
You: (from Calgary)
Stranger: CANADA.

the filter took out the f-bomb at the end!

[Barnes]

Haha... people are weird.

Stranger: hola
You: Hola
Stranger: ho u doing?

You: im fine. u?
Stranger: doing good
Stranger: just had hard sex
Stranger: woohoooo
Stranger: arrggghghghgh
You: It will get easier with practice
Stranger: no need for practice here
Stranger: arrghghghgh
You: Well it shouldnt be hard.
Stranger: it was banging
Stranger: oooooh yeaaaaah
You: OK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Lucifer]

You: Are you from Brazil?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: no

You: Good!

Stranger: why?

You: About 90% of this site is from Brazil, lol.

Stranger: realy? XD

You: Yeah, it's strange.

You: It's like Brazil is taking over, lol.

Stranger: where are you?

You: I'm from Canada.

You: You?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I've had lots of people that disconnect after I say hi.

Alot of people pick the Flames over the Oilers or the Canucks, anyone that answers anyways. The rest disconnected after I asked who they'd pick.

[Phaneuf]

I FOUND A FLAMES FAN!!!!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: whats up

You: not muchh just chillin

You: where you from??

Stranger: same here

Stranger: california

You: nice

Stranger: you?

You: im in san fran

Stranger: nice

You: nice

Stranger: i am in la

You: nice

You: do you watch hockey?

You: the LA kings

Stranger: yep

Stranger: you a la kings fan?

You: they lost tonight

You: no im a flames fan lol

Stranger: i am a flames fan

You: no wai

Stranger: i was born there

You: where?

Stranger: in calgary

You: oh

You: ok

You: do you go on calgarypuck by any chance

Stranger: umm

Stranger: no

You: ok nvm

Stranger: is that a site

You: yeah

You: i found this from there

You: its a flames fan site

You: its pretty cool

Stranger: nice

Stranger: pretty cool site

You: nice

You: yeah

You: are you actually a flames fan or just bsing lol

Stranger: no i actually am

Stranger: i moved from canada 6 years ago

You: oh ok

Stranger: sounds like you like the flames?

You: yeah

Stranger: nice

You: im actually from calgary

You: i live there

Stranger: i hope they do good this year

Stranger: what no way

You: i was just lieing about the sf part

Stranger: ohhh

You: yeah sorry

Stranger: no way thats awesome

You: yeah

You: they have a good chance actually this year

Stranger: i know

Stranger: and van lost yesterday

Stranger: i was so happy

You: big game tommorow vs the cannots

You: i know

You: against the avs

Stranger: i know they better win

You: pretty much an ahl team

Stranger: lol

Stranger: but flames have good offense for once

You: yeah

Stranger: so it should help unlike there past few years

You: defence unfortunately kinda is below average this year

Stranger: havent they lost to the ducks two years in a row in the first round

You: they lost in 06 to the ducks, 07 to the wings and 08 to the sharks

Stranger: and before the lockout they lost to those damn tampa bay lighting

You: 2 cali teams

You: yeah

You: i dont like the ducks

Stranger: they never had offenxe back then

Stranger: i know i hate the ducks

You: we might play em again in the playoffs this year

Stranger: how arent they in 8th place

You: lol

You: yeah corey perry is a turd

You: one of their players

You: actually most of their team is a turd

Stranger: man i wish it could be an all canadian final

You: alright i gotta go sleep its kinda late, cya later, go flames go!

Stranger: ducks are turds

Stranger: k

You: yeah

You: cya though

Stranger: do u have aim?

Stranger: cye

You: no

Stranger: msn?

You: yeah

You: ********@hotmail.com

Stranger: cool

Stranger: *******@hotmail.com

You: kk

You: cya

Stranger: bye

[STeeLy]

So this has probably lost all it's novelty by now but I found one pretty funny...

This is with some horny drunk 18 year old girl from Norway

Stranger: i want to have sex..
You: find someone... I can't exactly help you here
Stranger: no i know..
You: lols...
You: I'm sure some random guy off the street wouldn't mind
Stranger: haha ^^
Stranger: maybe not
Stranger: just laying here.. nothing on but my string
Stranger: sounds tempting? ;D
You: quite
Stranger: and no one to show it to..
You: that's too bad eh? dont' think anyone's out walking at 1:30AM
Stranger: exactly.

[BergyBoy]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: wtf im not 13 anymore

You have disconnected.

[Berger_4_]

Originally Posted by BergyBoy

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: wtf im not 13 anymore

You have disconnected.

Woah? Are you my relative?

[Kolbe31]

You: Hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: 中国人?

You: Not usually, mainly in the mornings.

You: Yourself?

Stranger: i am chinese..

Stranger: in the mornings?

You: Absolutely

Stranger: so...what about evening?

You: That's just sick...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[worth]

That just freaks me out for some reason. Don't really want to talk to some random person.

[STeeLy]

Originally Posted by Kolbe31

You: Hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: 中国人?

You: Not usually, mainly in the mornings.

You: Yourself?

Stranger: i am chinese..

Stranger: in the mornings?

You: Absolutely

Stranger: so...what about evening?

You: That's just sick...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WTF.. in the mornings!? LOL

[lambeburger]

Stranger: hey

You: Go Flames Go!

Stranger: You know what capitalism is?

You: yes

Stranger: Getting f***ed!

You: it is the bee's knees

You: most of the time

Stranger: no.. how are u?

You: capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings, socialism is the equal sharing of miserys

You: 21

Stranger: You got the stuff?

You: I'm not stuffed, I'm actually quite hungry right now

Stranger: Chi chi, get the ya-yo

You: I don't like chicago

Stranger: Stockholm.. it´s paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big p***y just waiting to get f***ed.

You: do you like mats sundin?

Stranger: You're kidding?

Stranger: He's political.

You: daniel alfredsson then?

Stranger: Yeah

You: henrik zetterberg?

Stranger: You know what a chazzer is?

You: no

Stranger: It's a Yiddish word for "pig."

You: and the jews don't like pigs

Stranger: What about Ernie?

You: he's better than Bert

Stranger: You son of a bitch!... you f***!

You: i like Barb and Ernie's better though

You: good breakfast place

Stranger: Now you're talking to me baby! That I like! Keep it coming!

You: Ernie wears lederhosen

Stranger: Would you kiss me if I wear the hat?

You: as long as if it isn't the hat that Ray Emery didn't want to wear

Stranger: You wanna f*** with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[metallicat]

Barb and Ernie's sucks! I hate that place!

[flamingchina]

God why do I find myself being a dick...
perhaps it's because I've been asked if I'm a woman 26 times...
anyone else on right now?

[flamesfan6]

i dont understand why people use this to meet women... it really makes no sense

[BergyBoy]

Originally Posted by Berger_4_

Woah? Are you my relative?

I may be.. hah who are you?

[lambeburger]

For those who are up to date on their Southpark watching:

[BergyBoy]

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: do you like the flames?

Stranger: what`s flames

You: hockey team

Stranger: no no no~

Stranger: are u like AV ?

Stranger: AV girls

You: wtf?

Stranger: sexy girl

Stranger: very hot

You: super sexy.. like model sexy

Stranger: yeah

You: its pretty cool you know.. being a flames fan and this sexy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BergyBoy]

Originally Posted by lambeburger

For those who are up to date on their Southpark watching:

Stranger: yo

You: hi

Stranger: how i make some egg salad

You: do you like fishdicks?

Stranger: i like dem in my mouf

Stranger: but im not a gay fish

You: then you must be a gay fish

You: hah

Stranger: NO

Stranger: NO

Stranger: UR A GAY FISH

You: i do not have gills.. therefore i can not be a gay fish

Stranger: seen any robojews lately

You: i flamed on and killed them

[Berger_4_]

Originally Posted by BergyBoy

I may be.. hah who are you?

PM sent haha

[STeeLy]

Originally Posted by flamesfan6

i dont understand why people use this to meet women... it really makes no sense

yeah, whenever someone starts off with "asl?"

I always ask if it matters, the if they say yes, I disconnect.