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Old 02-03-2009, 11:20 PM   #81
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Seriously, blood is coming out of your dick, and you think its best to go to a hockey forum then to the hospital.

My advice, its normal, leave it.
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:20 PM   #82
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:21 PM   #83
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:22 PM   #84
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The best part is he totally called it too, he got hit playing ball hockey. If you guys hadn't scared him and he'd manned up and waited a day it would've passed and he'd be fine.

I hope you're proud of yourselves you fear mongers! Not only did you scare that kid half to death you also unnecessarily taxed the Health Care System.
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:29 PM   #85
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And on the one in one hundred chance it was something serious the board gets sued by his parents, lol.

I thought it was probably nothing too. Kidney shot during hockey. But that's not something I'd want to mess around with.
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:30 PM   #86
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The best part is he totally called it too, he got hit playing ball hockey. If you guys hadn't scared him and he'd manned up and waited a day it would've passed and he'd be fine.

I hope you're proud of yourselves you fear mongers! Not only did you scare that kid half to death you also unnecessarily taxed the Health Care System.
Please make use of the green font for that. Seriously. The odds were always in favour of it turning out this way. It could have gone the other way, though (still could, but extremely unlikely). It was worth checking out.
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Please make use of the green font for that. Seriously. The odds were always in favour of it turning out this way. It could have gone the other way, though (still could, but extremely unlikely). It was worth checking out.
I dont believe in green font. If you think I'm being sarcastic then take it that way, if not....well, thats your call.
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He lied. He actually had a parasite that was ripping up the inside of his dick. Someone found him lying in the bathroom in a pool of his own blood and took him to the hospital.
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Seriously, blood is coming out of your dick, and you think its best to go to a hockey forum then to the hospital.
Guys, I have brain matter slowly leaking out my ears, my organs are melting and I have a fever of 117... what should I do?

I await your responses and trade proposals.
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Guys, I have brain matter slowly leaking out my ears, my organs are melting and I have a fever of 117... what should I do?

I await your responses and trade proposals.
Are you in Edmonton? Drive away from the city and your brain matter will return to your head at least!
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:34 AM   #91
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Thanks for the responses everyone. I went to the doctor, and after nearly 6 hours there, they came to the conclusion that it was probably some internal bleeding from my ball hockey game. I am pretty sore today, but my urine is once again clear.
Next time that you need a medical issue resolved on CP can you please disclose the full details in your first post? I missed your second post talking about playing ball hockey. Sheeshh.. that does change everything. I can't work under these conditions.
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Old 02-04-2009, 12:58 PM   #92
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I dont believe in green font. If you think I'm being sarcastic then take it that way, if not....well, thats your call.
The point was make it clear whether you're being sarcastic. Because I really hope you were being sarcastic there. For your sake.
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The point was make it clear whether you're being sarcastic. Because I really hope you were being sarcastic there. For your sake.
You don't read a lot of Locke's posts do you?
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You don't read a lot of Locke's posts do you?

Does anyone really read lockes posts?

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Who is this guy "any" and could he be anyone or anybody?
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