02-03-2009, 02:17 PM
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#61
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First Line Centre
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Blood in my urine eh.... TO THE INTERNET!
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02-03-2009, 02:37 PM
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#62
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Norm!
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I'm more worried that when I pee, I'm hitting the shower curtain behind me.
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02-03-2009, 03:15 PM
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#63
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Crash and Bang Winger
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After a work trip I took to Mexico City a few years back, I developed severe pains in my gut and then came the "red stream". I self-diagnosed myself (along with the help of my then girlfriend) by surfing the web. I was 100% sure that I had a parasite, and was freaked out by all the potential implications of as much. After a very traumatizing 6 hours in the waiting room, the doctor checked me out and quickly came to the conclusion that....
... I'd eaten too many red beats with dinner the night before, which can apparently change the color of your urine (as can red cabbage).
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Originally Posted by kermitology
Without a doubt you have a parasite that crawled up your pee-pee. The doctor's will have to use a catheter to extract the little bugger, and he's probably got spines all over him so he'll rip up your urethra on the way out. Should be quite lovely. I'm not sure if you could do it yourself, I've never tried.
Seriously.. go to a freaking doctor!
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02-03-2009, 04:03 PM
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#64
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Calgary
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Ive got blood in my urine and puss in it too
Ive got gonorrhea(sp)
and I got it from you!!
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02-03-2009, 04:05 PM
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#65
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Not the one...
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You are both "scoring" wingers.
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02-03-2009, 04:15 PM
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#66
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
You're no fun.
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Sorry Coach. You're right... he's dead. Dead from the red pee.
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02-03-2009, 08:08 PM
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P of Red
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Thanks for the responses everyone. I went to the doctor, and after nearly 6 hours there, they came to the conclusion that it was probably some internal bleeding from my ball hockey game. I am pretty sore today, but my urine is once again clear.
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02-03-2009, 08:17 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cowtown
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I didn't read through it all, but from your conclusion, I'm glad to hear you seem to be alright.
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02-03-2009, 09:17 PM
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#69
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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Proto - 1, Locke - 0
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02-03-2009, 09:52 PM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan02
ulcerative colitis isn't something you just catch from something you eat in mexico, the reverse is actually true, it's alot more prevalent in Canada then Mexico. It's also something in all likelyhood you could be dealing with for the rest of your life and in your position i'd highly recommend doing alot more reading into it.
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Well, that's also what my doctor told me too. The thing is, I never had it before my trip to Mexico. Within a week or two of coming back - that's when the symptoms started. I have never been as violently ill from eating anything, as I was that time in Mexico. Now, the two things may not be related, but, it's very suspicious that the symptoms start right after that incident in Mexico.
I realize that even if I get rid of it this time, it may come back. It just has to be monitored.
Last edited by Shin Pad; 02-03-2009 at 09:55 PM.
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02-03-2009, 10:21 PM
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Had an idea!
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Haha, that'll show you.
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02-03-2009, 10:37 PM
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I believe in the Pony Power
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It was just too tempting to change his user title. Too crude?
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02-03-2009, 10:49 PM
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Had an idea!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JiriHrdina
It was just too tempting to change his user title. Too crude?
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No, not at all.
I think he brought it upon himself. 
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02-03-2009, 10:53 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JiriHrdina
It was just too tempting to change his user title. Too crude?
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I think "P of Red" would be a little more tactful, but that would be no fun.
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02-03-2009, 10:54 PM
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#75
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I believe in the Pony Power
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No you are right - that is better.
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02-03-2009, 10:57 PM
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rathji
I think "P of Red" would be a little more tactful, but that would be no fun.
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Hilarious!
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02-03-2009, 11:17 PM
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#77
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CP's Fraser Crane
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what was the old one?
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02-03-2009, 11:17 PM
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#78
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I believe in the Pony Power
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^Pees a C of Red
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02-03-2009, 11:19 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Prototype
Proto - 1, Locke - 0
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I'll get you next time.
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02-03-2009, 11:20 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Either you are really dehydrated errr uhh, yeah go see a doctor!
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