Who the heck is Rouge?
Noobies are taking over the CPHL! Hide! Take cover! Could King Noobie “Auld” gather his Noobie troops and start a Noobie war? That would be NOOB-A-RIFIC!
So the CPHL has another GM from Noofieland? Aren’t Newfoundlanders all unemployed bums? Maybe that explains why there are now three of them in the league. They have nothing better to do but sit on their behinds all day and trade fake players. Keep up the good “work” noofies! Any more noofies and I would swear Cheese is looking for a government grant for providing a full province recreation. Speaking of Noofies, MJK, seems to be building quite the team there, too bad he is trading twice the value he is getting in return, if the Panthers don’t win this year they will be looking almost as bad as Axel’s Flames, old and crappy with no prospects.
What’s RT doing in Dallas? Having lots of fun making trades I see but some of them make me scratch my head and wonder what’s going on. RT might need to get some help from Becky in Chicago. She backs out of trades faster than I back out of my driveway. L A R F
What is going on in San Jose, they having a revolving door that reminds me of Paris Hilton’s bedroom door. Looks like they brought in a woman to right the ship, but if she runs a team like the other two women GM’s then the Sharks will only get worse, if that is possible. Rina from California! Rina! Check your PM, I think we’ll get along just fine! I’m an avid surfer and love the beech. I’ll be in California in a few weeks; maybe we can hook up and lather each other up with some sun tan lotion. Yowzers!
Does MJK have a crush on Mango or am I missing something. “Stuningly beautiful?” Someone get this guy a porno and tell him to stop hitting on girls over the internet. Oh did I mention I am a complete hypocrite? As an outsider I am allowed to hit on Rina but GM’s shouldn’t hit on other GM’s. Ya, that’s what I said!
So I’ve gotten several PM’s and tons of E-Mail from all of my fans. My biggest fan is supposedly GM Schum of the Predators who sent me a very nice e-mail asking me to praise up his team which he called “the best”. After taking a close look at all of the teams, it is safe to say that although the Preds are good, they are far from the best.
Hey, here’s an idea. Maybe we should have a sticky thread devoted to how great the Preds GM is…that way he doesn’t have to go through the effort of starting threads to tell us how wonderful he is. We can just all bask in his glory and superior GM abilities. Bottom line Schum…people don’t like braggarts and you sir are a braggart. Get over yourself. You’ve not won squat.
I hear Tom Poti is on the move in Edmonton, that is if anyone wanted him! Hey Rink Rat, move some young talent with him and then maybe someone will take Poti off your hands. But then again that might make the Oilers better which by watching your lack of past trades that is the last thing you want!
Hey Looooob, you can download MSN here:
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Ducks, I see that someone FINALLY took Ryan O'Byrne off your hands. One more thing, lots of people hate you. I don’t though, I think you are a guy who is in need of a big hug. I hear KG might be able to help you with that.
That’s all for today. I am heading out of the country for awhile and won’t make it back for a few weeks. Try and survive without me.
