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Originally Posted by Teh_Bandwagoner
You should sell your house to someone worse than her. Like a cannibal or something. That way she'd know how good she had it before.
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Hells Angels are always looking for bunker sites.
If your moving then you don't have to worry about being nice, or being scared of what that person thinks or anything. the only thing you have to worry about is physical contact.
BTW rich friends or not if she keeps poisoning your stuff or damaging your stuff then gather security cam information and keep calling the police. If they keep showing up to deal with the same bat sh%t insane dipstick they'll eventually do something about it.
Everytime she poisons something and you catch her send her a bill for repair and if she doesn't pay then take her to small claims court.
Make her life completely miserable.
Loudly call her a bat faced shrew with obvious deficient genes due to incest and then put up signs around the neighbor hood annoucing that she's putting on a mean banjo playing concert.
On the week that you move out, find the most heavy or death metal band and have a f$ck you neighbor party in your backyard.
Noisly bury a dummy in your backyard at midnight and do it often so she becomes a nuisance to the cops.
Sell your backyard to a hippie commune that believes in natural fertilizer and no bathing.
Hire a out of work actor to play your recently paroled serial killer brother.
Open a freelance tattoo shop on your porch
Become a dominatrix and hold noisy dungeon sessions in your basement (I just like the sounds of that one).
Put a bat signal on the roof and shine it into the sky at random hours of the night, and then once you turn it on come screeching out of your garage and spin tires out of the neighborhood on the way to a cup of coffee.
Make her life as miserable as she's made yours.
At least get some satisfaction.
