The "funny posts from around CP" thread

[Joborule]

Originally Posted by jschick88

A year to date. The Heatley to Oilers Saga. Probably one of the best nights I ever had on CP.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...heatley+oilers

That was a pretty funny night.

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by Jimmy Stang

I had a good laugh at krazycanuck's jihad that won his mom a kitchen suite. After announcing that he won (post 332), some of the losers in the contest got their noses out of joint and one of them, "conscience", joined us for a couple of days on CP (around post 360). Obviously, she didn't know what she was walking into.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=83916

Wow, I never saw how that thing ended. Voted a few times at the beginning, knew she made it to the bake off, then completely lost track.

Read it now and am sure glad I did. That was awesome!

[HPLovecraft]

The Mike Keenan press-conference where everyone was waiting with bated breath for it to stream online but it kept breaking down was pretty great. And then Keenan gave that great smile and point and shot a lightning bolt out of his finger-tip:



Wish I could find that thread.

[jeremywilhelm]

The "Pulling out is the new method of birth control thread" was awesome.

I'll try to find it.

Here she goes: http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...=Birth+control

[stang]

Another good one is when Flames Gimp posted a GIF of that luger guy flying off the track and then slamming into the WTC. Obviously it got pulled down real fast, but then FG says something like:

"Yeah, I can see why that was pulled down, it was in pretty poor taste. Oh well you win some, you luge some."

Haha I almost pissed my pants.

[Peanut]

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpos...9&postcount=12

Originally Posted by SeeGeeWhy

Whoa. Stop talking about my girlfriend! My wife reads this forum.

[kipperiggy]

Does anybody have a link to the eating of the pubes video?

[Rathji]

Originally Posted by kipperiggy

Does anybody have a link to the eating of the pubes video?

It was removed shortly after it was put up. Something about having a video of him online eating pubes for the rest of his life was unappealing, I guess

[shermanator]

Originally Posted by kipperiggy

Does anybody have a link to the eating of the pubes video?

No link to the video, but this about sums it up.

[CaptainCrunch]

I think we need to separate funny from outright moronic.

[puckluck]

Was reading the Buy/sell forum and came across this beauty

Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

have a couple air conditioners one is 10000 BTU had it for 3 years works great

and the other is just a small one not sure of the BTU but its never been used.

is $170 for both outta line?

Originally Posted by Clarkey

Where do you get all this loot?

Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk

Gimp throws his body in front of delivery trucks, when the driver discovers he is paralyzed he gets free stuff in exchange for his silence.

[amorak]

[MrMastodonFarm]

This is one of my favourite threads on CP.

Reg had a great zinger on the 2nd page.
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=18155

[V]

Originally Posted by Resolute 14

Still the gold standard for a CP meltdown:

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=23561

Probably, but I think Sundeep has to be in the list of top contenders.

[shermanator]

Bumping the thread for this epic post

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Serioulsy, why does just about every dude on the board assume that

1) They are so attracive that gay men will be unable to refrain from hitting on them
2) They are the best looking member of the rec league team and as such would be object of their gay team mate's ogling in the shower
3) Gay dudes on their team are so socially inpet that they would choose the post game shower as an appropriate time to come out to their team, and profess their love to you

I'm not afaid of these things for three reasons
1) I have a hard enough time getting women to hit on me, I highly doubt I could put in enough effort to get dudes to do it as well
2) Handsome as I am, I'm pretty sure any gay guy on my Rec League team would probably go for HulkRogan (he's so dreamy), unless of course Hulk is himself gay, in which case he'd definitely hit on me
3) If you were going to profess your love for a girl would your first impulse be to remove your clothes first? I mean I know "The Naked Man" works 2 out of 3 times, but it requires supprise, and I don't think a post game shower would work the same way.

[Displaced Flames fan]

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...ght=Corn+Snake

Not the greatest thread ever, certainly, but fotze gets my vote for best post ever in it. He made me cry. I get giggly just thinking about it.

[puckluck]

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=93162

[arloiginla]

It's no longer available, but the best laugh I've ever gotten on the Internet was back after the canucks acquired Luongo. CBC put up a poll asking who was better, Luongo or Kiprusoff.

Luongo was winning by a ton when Dope-AS-Fack (a guy I sort of know but doesn't post much) puts up a CP jihad and we completely turned it the other way.

CDC was apoplectic and got CBC to reset the poll twice to give Luongo a chance but Kipper still eked it out.

The CDC thread and this one, was the best.

[Komskies]

Originally Posted by arloiginla

It's no longer available, but the best laugh I've ever gotten on the Internet was back after the canucks acquired Luongo. CBC put up a poll asking who was better, Luongo or Kiprusoff.

Luongo was winning by a ton when Dope-AS-Fack (a guy I sort of know but doesn't post much) puts up a CP jihad and we completely turned it the other way.

CDC was apoplectic and got CBC to reset the poll twice to give Luongo a chance but Kipper still eked it out.

The CDC thread and this one, was the best.

Pierre McGuire and Arlo. The only two people to ever use apoplectic in a sentence.

[Traditional_Ale]

^ I don't know what that word means!