CP Profile Cards

[Peanut]

AGE: 27

NICKNAME: None.

DREAM DATE: See: Male Hotties Thread.

GO-TO-SANDWICH: Turkey and swiss on whole wheat.

NEXT CAREER: MILF

FAVORITE ATHLETE: Tiger Woods

NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Vegas

FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: My Dad's white Flames jersey from the 80's

NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Iggy

TOUGHEST SUTTER: Grace

ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: ######

[Puppet Guy]

AGE: 37

NICKNAME: None that I know of

DREAM DATE: Liz Hurley

GO-TO-SANDWICH: Clubhouse

NEXT CAREER: Sea Captain

FAVORITE ATHLETE: Robyn Regehr, Jarome Iginla

NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: hopefully Winnipeg, but probably somewhere stupid like Baghdad

FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Generic Canadiens one in '70s, white Kent Nilsson Flames in '81

NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic

TOUGHEST SUTTER: Grace

ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: waste of skin

[Buff]

AGE: 34

NICKNAME: Buff, Clark Kent (when I wear glasses), Ricky

DREAM DATE: Mrs. Buff (don't care what you say, I married her because I wanted nobody else)

GO-TO-SANDWICH: Turkey & Ham

NEXT CAREER: Something that people don't expect me to help them for free after work hours... stupid IT career. No I will no fix your computer.

FAVORITE ATHLETE: Jarome Iginla, Roger Federer

NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Kansas City

FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Early 80's Flames, red.

NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic

TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian

ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Ugly, talented, could score 60 beside Thornton.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by kirant

NICKNAME: None. I refuse to have a nickname.

Flounder

[SportsJunky]

AGE: 39

NICKNAME: Junky, Uncle Chester

DREAM DATE: Meg Ryan circa 1989

GO-TO-SANDWICH: Montreal Smoked Meat

NEXT CAREER: Movie critic

FAVORITE ATHLETE: Timmy 'Rock' Raines

NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Southern Ontario

FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Joe Nieuwendyk Flames

NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Al MacInnis

TOUGHEST SUTTER: Chris

ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Either he just doesn't care or he truly has no clue how he is perceived by the fans.

[Reggie Dunlop]

Good call on Chris Sutter.

[Flames4LifeFLA]

AGE: 26

NICKNAME: Bonds, J-Bo

DREAM DATE: Tiffani Thiessen (Kelly Kapowski)

GO-TO-SANDWICH: Chicken parm

NEXT CAREER: Rockstar

FAVORITE ATHLETE: Tiger Woods

NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Las Vegas Turnarounds

FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Theoren Fleury home white circa 1996

NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic

TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian

ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Is that a visor or a windshield?

[Kev]

AGE:Feel younger than I am.

NICKNAME: Kev, chexx, hey fckface

DREAM DATE: Transformer girl, any girl with a hot body

GO-TO-SANDWICH: clubhouse

NEXT CAREER: NHL GM

FAVORITE ATHLETE: Jarome Iginla period... who is more amazing really?

NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Who cares as long as it's in Canada.

FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Wayne Gretzky Oilers

NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Scott Niedermayer

TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian

ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Smarter than any other player in Ottawa.

[FireFly]

AGE: 28

NICKNAME: Mully

DREAM DATE: Curtis Glencross

GO-TO-SANDWICH: ham and cheese or hot turkey

NEXT CAREER: Well, since I'm in politics now, may as well be religion.

FAVORITE ATHLETE: Sidney Crosby

NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Doesn't Kansas City have an arena already?

FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: blank '04 Flames I think, but an original Koho.

NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: There's a lot.

TOUGHEST SUTTER: Probably the youngest!

ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: I wouldn't want to go to Edmonton either if I could avoid it.

[Peanut]

Originally Posted by FireFly

AGE: 28

NICKNAME: Mully

DREAM DATE: Curtis Glencross

GO-TO-SANDWICH: ham and cheese or hot turkey

NEXT CAREER: Well, since I'm in politics now, may as well be religion.

FAVORITE ATHLETE: Sidney Crosby

NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Doesn't Kansas City have an arena already?

FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: blank '04 Flames I think, but an original Koho.

NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: There's a lot.

TOUGHEST SUTTER: Probably the youngest!

ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: I wouldn't want to go to Edmonton either if I could avoid it.

Hey... I think I just figured out your secret crush!!!

[drewboy12]

AGE: 23

NICKNAME: Drewboy

DREAM DATE: Eva Mendez

GO-TO-SANDWICH: Grill Cheese

NEXT CAREER: Bikini Models fluffer

FAVORITE ATHLETE: Gordie How, Michele Jordan, Tiger Woods, Jerome Iginla

NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Southern Ontario

FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Theoren Fleury-Calgary Flames 1989

NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Theo Fleury

TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian

ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: San Jose! Really... Kinda scary now to have him on Thortons side.

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by Peanut

Hey... I think I just figured out your secret crush!!!

Yeah, it's not that big of a secret. Just for a couple days it was. Now I can go back to my full time crush on him. He's a hockey player, and a cowboy, and does charity work, and is hot... what's not to love? *sigh*

[JerzeeGirl]

Originally Posted by Buff

NEXT CAREER: Something that people don't expect me to help them for free after work hours... stupid IT career. No I will no fix your computer.

Buff you need one of these.....

[JerzeeGirl]

Originally Posted by Peanut

Hey... I think I just figured out your secret crush!!!

I just gasped when I read that answer and was gonna post the exact same thing! Excellent detective work, Watson!

FireFly 'n Scoreface sitting in a tree......K-I-S-S-I-N-G....

[Rhetts_the_Best]

age: 20

nickname: Gumby, Skinny Dion

dream date: Rachel Bilson

go-to-sandwich: Pulled pork (carolina style)

next career: Sports Broadcaster

favorite athlete: Ryan Getzlaf, Larry Fitzgerald

next nhl franchise: Winnipeg

first hockey jersey: Western Conference-Toronto Maple Leafs

no-branier hall of famer: Joe Sakic

toughest sutter: Brent

about dany heatley:Pure Goal Scorer

[Caged Great]

AGE: 24

NICKNAME: None

DREAM DATE: Pauley Perrette (Abby from NCIS)

GO-TO-SANDWICH: PBJ

NEXT CAREER: Yet to be determined.

FAVORITE ATHLETE: Theoren Fleury/Patrick Roy

NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Kansas City

FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Tampa Bay Lightning White Jersey (hey, it was 5 bucks and was back in 95')

NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Theo.....

TOUGHEST SUTTER: Don't care.

ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: My brother went to school with him.

[JerzeeGirl]

AGE: 34

NICKNAME: Jerzee, Tav, B*itch

DREAM DATE:

GO-TO-SANDWICH: Tomato with bacon, on whole grain bread, with mayo & mustard on the tomato side and a little smear of peanut butter on the bacon side.....mmmmmm.......

NEXT CAREER: Sportsradio DJ or journalist

FAVORITE ATHLETE: Craig Conroy, Jeremy Roenick

NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Probably somwhere it shouldn't be like Kansas

FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Red Conroy 22

NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Theo Fleury

TOUGHEST SUTTER: Definitely Grace

ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Don`t care but enjoyed the laughingstock he made of Mulletville this summer

[evilcougar]

AGE: 33

NICKNAME: Jubal

DREAM DATE: Shemar Moore

GO-TO-SANDWICH: not a big sandwich fan, but, i do enjoy the occassional pb n j

NEXT CAREER: Professional Traveller!!

FAVORITE ATHLETE: Iggy and Conroy

NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Hamilton!! (heres hoping)

FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Fleury from the good ol days

NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Theres a few..

TOUGHEST SUTTER: Grace

ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Welcome to crapfilthsihtpukemonton HA HA! Stupid Coilers!

[Nammer403]

AGE: 20

NICKNAME: lammers, baljer

DREAM DATE: hyori lee

GO-TO-SANDWICH: nutella and toast

NEXT CAREER: philanthropist

FAVORITE ATHLETE: iggy, ovechkin

NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: winnepeg

FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: team canada

NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic

TOUGHEST SUTTER: brian

ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: he has ugly teeth

[OilersBaby]

AGE: 31

NICKNAME: "Teach"

DREAM DATE: David Beckham

GO-TO-SANDWICH: turkey, avocado, oil and vinegar, light mayonaise

NEXT CAREER: Working for ESPN in Bristol

FAVORITE ATHLETE: Joe Sakic

NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Seattle hopefully but Southern Ontario realistically

FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Luc Robitaille, LA Kings

NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic.

TOUGHEST SUTTER: I dont know.

ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Dany who?