09-30-2009, 04:24 PM
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#41
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Medicine Hat
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AGE: 24
NICKNAME: Don't really have one
DREAM DATE: Kaley Cuoco
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Italian BMT
NEXT CAREER: Journalist
FAVORITE ATHLETE(s): Iginla, Bouwmeester, Halladay, Pujols
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Hartford
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Red Team Canada, circa 2002/SLC Olympics (blank)
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Theo
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Darryl
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Scores goals
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09-30-2009, 04:30 PM
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#42
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Franchise Player
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AGE: Old enough for fotze's mom
NICKNAME: Eddie Money (I wish)
DREAM DATE: fotze's mom
GO-TO-SANDWICH: fotze's mom
NEXT CAREER: fotze's mom
FAVORITE ATHLETE: fotze's mom
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: fotze's mom
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: fotze's mom
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: fotze's mom
TOUGHEST SUTTER: fotze's mom
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Harrsion Ford's toes
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09-30-2009, 04:32 PM
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#43
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One of the Nine
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AGE: 30
NICKNAME: my last name
DREAM DATE: Scarlett Johanssen AND Melissa Therieau
GO-TO-SANDWICH: soppressato & bocconcini
NEXT CAREER: helicopter pilot
FAVORITE ATHLETE: my dog
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: who knows
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: 1989 Theo Fleury home jersey
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: don't care
TOUGHEST SUTTER: hoping for Brent
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: HA! HA! Stupid Oilers! (thanks, Rube)
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09-30-2009, 04:42 PM
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#44
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Franchise Player
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Man you guyz are really stinkin old!
AGE: 53ish...sorta
NICKNAME: Cheese
DREAM DATE: Catherine Zeta-Jones
GO-TO-SANDWICH: hmmm..two really, PB & J and Grilled um...well...Cheese
NEXT CAREER: Porn Actor
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Gerry Cheevers
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: SW Ontario..maybe here in KW
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Johnny Bucyk I think...maybe
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: doh...dunno
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Sutter Mother
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: wheres the other N Danny?
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09-30-2009, 04:49 PM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Conquering the world one 7-11 at a time
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AGE: 33
NICKNAME: um....Redliner?
DREAM DATE: Anne Hathaway
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Quiznos traditional, on white, with extra black olives.
NEXT CAREER: Rock Star
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Iggy, Lance Armstrong, Eddie the Eagle ( the ski jumper )
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Portland or Seattle
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Circa 1984 Flames away (red) uncrested
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Robbie Schremp
TOUGHEST SUTTER: that's like choosing the hardest diamond
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Don't let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out
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09-30-2009, 04:50 PM
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#46
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n00b!
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AGE: 30
NICKNAME: n00b
DREAM DATE: GF
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Smoked meat sandwich from Schwartz
NEXT CAREER: Professional Assassin
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Jarome Iginla, Tom Brady, Roger Federer
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Southern Ontario
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Sergei Makarov, Calgary Flames
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Darryl Sutter
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Hates Edmonton (good!)
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09-30-2009, 04:52 PM
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#47
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#1 Goaltender
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AGE: 23
NICKNAME: My last name, The Lion
DREAM DATE: Natalie Portman
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Peanut butter + Nutella. No joke
NEXT CAREER: NHL Head Scout
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Wayne Rooney, Shaq O'neal
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Indianapolis
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: 1989 Flames red
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Martin Brodeur
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Gary
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Pure sniper
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09-30-2009, 05:02 PM
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#48
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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AGE: 48
NICKNAME: Jesus, Flash
DREAM DATE: Sandra Bullock, if my wife can't make it that is.
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Rueben
NEXT CAREER: Club Med towel boy, brewery quality control manager, or official NHL statistician for the Calgary Flames (free tickets, plus I get paid to watch the games!) Any of those three in no particular order of preference.
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Shane Doan
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Edmonton
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Gordie Howe. First Flames jersey, Fleury.
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Not a Mensa member.
Last edited by Ford Prefect; 09-30-2009 at 05:05 PM.
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09-30-2009, 05:04 PM
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#49
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 30 minutes from the Red Mile
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AGE: 26
NICKNAME: Incinerator
DREAM DATE: Vivien Yeo
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Sausage & Egg McMuffin
NEXT CAREER: NHL Backup Goalie
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Miikka Kiprusoff, Patrick Roy
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Kitchner-Waterloo Blackberries
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Flames 95 Pedestral style Road Red.
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Patrick Roy
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Hopefully Brent.
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: not a very good friend, just ask Dan.
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09-30-2009, 05:24 PM
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#50
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada aka Flames Country
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AGE: 28
NICKNAME: Don't really have one.
DREAM DATE: Cristina Scabbia
GO-TO-SANDWICH: BLT
NEXT CAREER: Guitarist for some crappy metal band.
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Miikka Kiprusoff
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Hamilton Coyotes
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Rangers jersey with no name on it.
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Patrick Roy
TOUGHEST SUTTER: I'd say Brent
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: He's a hockey player that plays for the San Jose Sharks of the National Hockey League.
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09-30-2009, 06:36 PM
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#51
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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AGE: 22
NICKNAME: Not telling
DREAM DATE: Carrie Underwood
GO-TO-SANDWICH: BLT
NEXT CAREER: Flames GM
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Eric Nystrom
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Not Ontario
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Toronto Maple Leafs
NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Aki Berg. Any day now.
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Darryl
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Cocksandwich blowjob
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09-30-2009, 06:44 PM
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#52
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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AGE: 38
NICKNAME: ricosuave, trickster
DREAM DATE: Cameron Diaz
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Krusty burger, the official meat-flavored sandwich of the '84 olympics
NEXT CAREER: Record producer ala Lew Ashby
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Iginla, Sakic, Ichiro, Tiger Woods
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Kansas City Dominos
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Lemieux, Penguins home
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Not yet in? Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brett. Beat Iggy to claim #1 in fitness? Wow.
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Fine with it, who wouldnt have done the same thing in his shoes?
Last edited by ricosuave; 10-01-2009 at 07:15 PM.
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09-30-2009, 07:05 PM
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#53
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A Fiddler Crab
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Chicago
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AGE: 29
NICKNAME: driveway, coonskin,
DREAM DATE: Lindsay Lohan
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Meat
NEXT CAREER: Supreme Dictator-for-Life
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Michael Jordan
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Vegas baby, Vegas.
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Vernon, Flames away
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Georges St-Pierre
TOUGHEST SUTTER: I can't believe it's not Sutter.
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Murdering murderer.
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09-30-2009, 07:13 PM
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#54
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Disenfranchised
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AGE: 30
NICKNAME: none
DREAM DATE: Aside from my wife, probably Anna Torv
GO-TO-SANDWICH: BMT
NEXT CAREER: Hand model
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Roy Halladay
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: The K-W
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Flames RBK Edge home
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Mrs. Sutter
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: I LOLed
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09-30-2009, 07:38 PM
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#55
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First Line Centre
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AGE: 22 years, 7 days, 12 hours, 25 minutes
NICKNAME: 'the guy who picked Zherdev'
DREAM DATE: Josh Hartnett
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Turkey, honey mustard, whole wheat, lettuce, egg dipped in olive juice
NEXT CAREER: Elvis impersonator impersonator
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Iginla, Roddick, Wickenheiser, Alex Despatie
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Prague
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Flaming snot
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Kipper, for having his stats continually decline while his wins continue to go up. Will win Calgary 3 presidents trophies and four cups.
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Definitely the woman who bore them all.
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Loyal Calgarian.
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09-30-2009, 08:02 PM
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#56
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First Line Centre
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AGE: Under 20
NICKNAME: Tall guy
DREAM DATE: Taylor Swift
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Any sandwich I dont have to make myself!
NEXT CAREER: Hitman
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Al Wilson, Rod Smith, Peter Forsberg
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Hamilton
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Avs Jersey with no name
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Mike Shanahan
TOUGHEST SUTTER: The one that never smiles
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: I like Dany Heatley
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09-30-2009, 08:37 PM
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#57
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#1 Goaltender
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AGE: <20
NICKNAME: Cheerio
DREAM DATE: As long as it ends at my place its fine by me..
GO-TO-SANDWICH: PB&J
NEXT CAREER: Sports Agent...hopefully
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Alex Ovechkin, Peyton Manning
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: A real one in Edmonton
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Avalanche Jersey
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Mikael Backlund 
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Darryl
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Selfish Ass
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09-30-2009, 08:46 PM
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#58
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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AGE: 26
NICKNAME: Ninja
DREAM DATE: Barbara Jean Blank (Kelly Kelly)
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Chicken Club
NEXT CAREER: Pastry Chef
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Roberto Luongo, Todd Bertuzzi, Pavel Bure, Alex Tanguay, Mike Cammeralleri
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Portland
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Florida Panthers (Luongo Jersey)
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Theoren Fleury
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Disgrace to all Calgarians
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09-30-2009, 09:00 PM
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#59
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Franchise Player
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AGE: Less than everybody but Cheerio as far as I can tell
NICKNAME: None. I refuse to have a nickname.
DREAM DATE: Granted age differences don't matter, Amy Adams.
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Tuna Melt
NEXT CAREER: Engineer, if I don't get into Medicine. If I do get accepted in the future, Radiologist.
Maybe Mobile Suit pilot if it exists someday.
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Theoren Fleury
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: I'd love to say Winnipeg, but Seattle sounds more likely
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Calgary Flames, Theo Fleury
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Mother Sutter
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Good for you, turning down the Oilers.
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09-30-2009, 09:11 PM
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#60
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First Line Centre
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I really don't understand all the disdain for Heatley in these threads.
He didn't ike the way he was being utilized so he privately asked for a trade. It wasn't him that made that trade request public knowledge.
As far as not going to Edmonton, Well... Who wants to go to Edmonton???
I am very proud of the fact that I moved to calgary in 1997 and in the almost 10 years I have been here I have never, EVER been to that dump!!! 
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