Talking to Strangers

[flamesfan6]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: the sky is blue

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[JohnnyB]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: HI
Stranger: How're you?
You: I'm actually not really that good
Stranger: Oh, why?
You: I have to get on a flight to Canada tomorrow to attend memorial services of a family member
You: nice to go home, but bad circumstances
You: how're you?
Stranger: My sympathy. I'm actually okay.
Stranger: My easter vacation just started.
You: what are your plans?
Stranger: I don't really have any plans. I'm using the spare time to chill out and relax.
Stranger: School can be very exhausting.
You: that sounds pretty good anyways
You: I hear that
You: what do you study?
Stranger: At the moment I'm attending a grammar school. But I'm going to study Informatics when I've finished school.
Stranger: And what's your occupation?
You: a grammar school?
You: is that british?
You: I am a teacher, also a student doing graduate work in education
Stranger: Actually, it's a German 'Gymnasium' (that's how it's called).
Stranger: Let's call it 'Secundary school' (just checked it).
You: so you're in Germany I take it?
You: ESL?
Stranger: Yeah, I am.
Stranger: Yeah, right.
Stranger: Where do you come from?
You: so why did you start the conversation in English?
You: I am from Canada
You: though I live in Shanghai now
Stranger: Because this is mainly an English service.
Stranger: So I can't just write German.
Stranger: Most of the people won't understand me then.
You: I see
You: this is about the first time I've used this
You: do you use this often?
Stranger: No, I'm here since yesterday.
Stranger: It's let's say 'interesting'.
You: how did you find it?
Stranger: Well, strange: Here are many rude people as well as also very kind people.
Stranger: I got both of them.
You: what's the ratio like?
You: I have pretty much had rude people until this conversation
Stranger: Don't know. Let's say 50:50.
Stranger: Oh, right.
Stranger: My female friend also got more rude / strange people than normal ones.
You: anything you're interested in asking about life in China?
You: it seems like with people from different parts of the world on here it would be interesting to share more than chit chat
Stranger: Well, why not: Is it true that the internet is under a strict control there?
Stranger: Like is everything monitored?
You: I don't know if everything is monitored, but there is a firewall
You: it blocks many sites and is regularly being modified for the flavor of the times
You: right now youtube is inaccessible in CHina because there were videos posted of monks being beaten oin Tibet
Stranger: Oh, it must be hard, mustn't it?
You: iy sldo blovkd msny oyhrt diyrd
Stranger: Or did you get used to it?
You: woops
You: it's not so bad
You: it can be very annoying at times, but for most things I want to look at it doesn't interfere
Stranger: Okay, that's good. How many people do live in your town? Isn't it very crowded there? (I'm often thinking of crowded areas when thinking about China).
You: the estimates are around 22 million where I live
Stranger: Wow.
You: it's definitely crowded
Stranger: Do you have any questions about life in Germany?
You: it's quite hard to compare to anywhere I've been in the west
You: yeah, how is Germany doing with the financial crisis so far?
You: what sort of effects are being seen on daily life there?
Stranger: Well, we're better off than you can think although there are effects on our daily life though. Well, the newest model is the 'Abwrackprämie': People get money for their old car if they buy a new one.
Stranger: I'm not sure whether it works though.
You: are people feeling very worried?
Stranger: I think yes. Things are getting more expensive and the number of unemplyed raised.
Stranger: *unemployed
Stranger: What problems does China have?
You: China is having problems, but they vary a lot by location
Stranger: Oh, okay.
You: people here in Shanghai are often finding it hard to get jobs
You: Shanghai is a financial capital though
Stranger: Yeah, same here in Germany.
You: in other cities, which are more production based, there are massive jobs being lost
You: I really don't know the full extent of things
Stranger: Okay...
You: media is controlled by the state here, so the Chinese press isn't reliable for negative things
You: I expect that certain areas are in very bad shape
Stranger: I'm glad that Germany is a free state so you can actually know what's going on.
You: though the economy overall has done not bad
You: yeah, freedom of the press is something you don't really appreciate until it's gone I think
Stranger: Yeah that's right. You can't even know what's going on then. At least not the real facts.
You: daily life here typically doesn't feel strongly influenced by the Chinese government control, but it's really annoying on those issues
You: press in the West may be full of lies too, but it's not quite so blatant
Stranger: Yeah, I can imagine.
Stranger: Do people around there actually think of Hitler when they think about Germany? I know many people still do.
You: I've never really talked with many Chinese about that topic
Stranger: Okay. Do you do?
You: I'd say that association definitely existed in canada
Stranger: Yeah, of course it does.
You: not nearly so much since living here
Stranger: Oh, telephone.
Stranger: Be right back.
You: things are diferent here though
You: there's a totally different cultural history
You: what's significant in the social consciousness just isn't the same
You: U sgiykd gi abtwats
You: I should go anyways, I've gotta get some dinner with my gf
You: nice speaking with you
You: bye

[HPLovecraft]

^^^ Awww, you made a friend.

[kermitology]

stranger: Hey
you: What's up yo?
Stranger: Fine
stranger: You?
You: That's not an appropriate response for the context of the question that i asked. However, as per your follow up question: I am fine.
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hahahahaha

[TheyCallMeBruce]

What. Just. Happened?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hellooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Hi!!!!!!!!!
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: I'm from Canada!
Stranger: Me too!
You: Where in Canada?
Stranger: Which part of Canada?
You: Calgary
Stranger: Edmonton Alberta
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[Yeah_Baby]

You: Hi

Stranger: hello

Stranger: asl?

You: 23/m/canada

You: you?

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Guess I wasn't what he was looking for.

[Lucifer]

Stranger: batman or superman? and why?

You: Superman, just because.

Stranger: you have to have a reason

You: Okay, because he's got a big S on his chest.

Stranger: lame

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Guess this person likes Batman.

[enthused]

HAHAHA I think I hit a sore spot with someone...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Mom?

Stranger: yes honey?

Stranger: did you clean your room like I asked you to?

You: Its time for you to breastfeed me.

Stranger: finish your homework

Stranger: eat your greens

You: Not until I get my milk.

Stranger: ok fine

Stranger: jesus

Stranger: i hate kids

Stranger: why did i have one?

Stranger: you are a piece of

Stranger: i hate you

Stranger: you will never amount to anything in life

You: Cause you couldn't keep your legs closed.

Stranger: WHY ARE YOU MY BIGGEST MISTAKE!!?

Stranger: can that sass and sell it in the market, you sob

Stranger: prepare for milkage

You: Angry! I don't want it anymore.

Stranger: OH MY GOD AND HERE I WAS GETTING PREPARED

Stranger: YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED?!

Stranger: DO YOU?

Stranger: go talk to your father

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[arloiginla]

First normal convo posted on CP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: The internet is a lie!

You: i agree...we are living it!

You: what is truth?

Stranger: no more is thre truth

Stranger: i am sorry soldier

You: where you from?

Stranger: guess

You: ummm....Brazil

Stranger: if you say brazil ill kick you

Stranger: *kick*

You: everyones from brazil

You: ow

Stranger: guess again

You: um Finland

Stranger: *kick 2*

You: ow

You: ok im not guessing anymore

Stranger: those are fair guesses tho

Stranger: usa

Stranger: u?

You: canada

You: what part of usa?

Stranger: florida

Stranger: miami

You: oh nice

You: is it warm there now

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: its literally too hot tho right now

You: man i wish i was there

You: but i don tthink i could live there

Stranger: its 86 F

You: oh nice

You: i couldn't do without the hockey, down there

Stranger: haha yeah

Stranger: i go to some NHL games

You: do u really?

Stranger: they cost only 10 dollars

You: Panthers?

Stranger: yeah

You: there actually good this year

You: 10 bucks?

Stranger: no one really attends sports games in miami

You: man the only tickets u get up here are scalped for like 500 bucks

Stranger: baseball games too, marlins, 10 bucks

Stranger: whoa

Stranger: what team?

You: Calgary Flames

You: its pretty much impossible to find tickets

Stranger: thats nuts

Stranger: its like a baseball game in Boston tho

You: id love to do that one day

You: ive only been to one baseball game in Toronto

Stranger: im from boston, just go to school in miami

You: but Fenway would be amazing

You: good sports city to be from

You: all their teams win

You: even the Bruins are amazing this year

Stranger: haha yeah i know!

Stranger: ive never been to a bruins game

Stranger: i lived there 18 years

You: really

You: nobody in the usa really seems to care much about hockey

Stranger: yeah i know

You: guess im biased since i came out of the womb with skates on, but i fail to see why so few ppl like it. its such a fast, exctiging game

You: but i like other sports too

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: seeing it in person is much better than on tv

You: oh agreed

You: u play any instruments?

Stranger: drums

You: nice

Stranger: u?

You: haha im a music major at university...i play pretty much all of them

You: piano is my specialty tho

Stranger: which uni?

You: University of Calgary

Stranger: cool

You: its one of the few things in calgary that sucks haha

Stranger: u dont like it/

You: well they dont fund the arts

You: so the buildings a dive and stuff

You: i love the music tho

You: i teach, i perform, i compose...its fun

Stranger: cool

You: i cant believe this...there are actually normal people on the internet!!!!

Stranger: yeah its nuts

Stranger: sometimes i troll tho

You: haha me 2

You: but ive never lasted longer than like 4 lines on this talking to strangers thing

Stranger: really?

Stranger: ive had 2-3 good convos

You: yea its always weirdos it seems

Stranger: usually with chicks tho

You: you THOUGHT they were chicks :P

Stranger: thats true

You: have u ever been to Canada?

Stranger: but they seemed mature

Stranger: unlike dudes

You: yea true

Stranger: we are immature

You: no denying it

Stranger: but yeah i agree, there are no girls on the internet

Stranger: ive been to montreal when i was 18 to get drunk haha

You: i think thats why everyone goes there

You: in which case you dont remember it haha

Stranger: it was a nice city>

Stranger: i think

Stranger: u ever been to states?

You: u probably tripped on a beaver pelt and knocked yourself out on the igloo floor

You: yea many times

Stranger: most likely i did that

You: ive been to California to golf

Stranger: nice

You: and ive been to Hawaii like 8 times

Stranger: nice

Stranger: never been there

You: its nice place

You: gets a bit boring after 8 times tho

You: not a whole lot to do

Stranger: the beach gets old

You: yea sure does

You: plus the most annoying thing is when ur in the water then the wet sand sticks to you after, and u cant get it off

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: it sucks always

You: plus u cant play hockey on the beach

Stranger: haha u could try

You: yea sure

You: you'd get he same result as with Jamaican snowshoes

You: and u certainly wouldnt get the chicks

Stranger: haha no chicks there

You: there are in hawaii

You: but there all asian

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: they at least look asian

Stranger: im not a big asian fan

Stranger: u?

You: i dont know they smell asian too

You: not on the beach im not

You: not a whole lot to look at if u know whati mean

Stranger: boom!

You: no thats in North Korea

Stranger: lol yah true

Stranger: what do u want to do

Stranger: be a pianist?

You: well i already am

Stranger: hockey doesnt seem to mix with piano

You: but i want to be a high scool band teacher

You: yea im special

You: you?

Stranger: i want to go into pharmacuticals

Stranger: if i could spell it....

You: nice thats where the money is that

You: at*

You: anyway i need to take a huge dump

You: thanks for the chat!

Stranger: aight man

Stranger: take it easy

You: u2

You: later

Stranger: have a good life lol

You: hah au 2

Stranger: pce

[metallicat]

Stranger: Brazil?
You: God no, hopefully you aren't either

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Weiser Wonder]

Stranger: hii

You: the sky is blue

You: *cough*

Stranger: no today the sky is great

You: great isn't a color

Stranger: i know

You: oh i get it

You: can you do something for me?

Stranger: but i was in the mood to say that

Stranger: what ?

You: can you google "strange genital afflictions", I don't want my wife to see the browser history

Stranger: erase the historic

Stranger: or press del and after enter

Stranger: ;D

You: can't that's suspect, she can't find the browser history completely empty so i'd have to spend all day going to sites all over again

Stranger: erase again

You: but she can't see that it's empty or she'll think I'm watching porn again

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: so i cant help you

You: "good christians don't watch money shots" or something like that

Stranger: okay

Stranger: and get a your wife

You: she'll take money shots, that was never the problem. Except that one time when we had to go to the eye doctor afterwards

Stranger: dont stay in porn sites

[STeeLy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: What up Dawg?

Stranger:
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[Top Shelf]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: I have to make sex

Stranger: NOW

Stranger: do you wanna?

You: not really

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kipper is King]

mine was trying to call me the n word, but they spelled it with one "g" lol. I wish I cut and pasted it lol

[Kipper is King]

You: yo
Stranger: hey
You: what's up?
Stranger: what's up?
You: furthermore, what's down?
You: what's sideways?

[Temporary_User]

Originally Posted by Kipper is King

mine was trying to call me the n word, but they spelled it with one "g" lol. I wish I cut and pasted it lol

Niger, like the country?

[Kipper is King]

Originally Posted by Temporary_User

Niger, like the country?

I thouht that at first too, but he said "you are a niger".

He corrected himself on the third try lol

[IgnitedSoul]

One of my more amusing ones thus far:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: The sky is blue

Stranger: The rain is too

You: Water isn't actually blue. It just appears to be because it reflects the sky. :\

Stranger: Ooooh get you!

Stranger: Mr/mrs smart arse lol

You: Ms. T'anks very much.

You: I'm just bored

Stranger: me too, this is highly addictive, I canny get to sleep for talking to weirdos, no offence lol

You: None taken XD. Yeah, it's still fairly early here, I'm just procrastinating what really needs to get done, y'know.

You: Like hiding the bodies.

Stranger: hey me too, I was thinking aboot hiding mine in the loft. u?

You: The cellar. It's chillier down there, therefore won't cause said bodies to cause as much of a wreaking smell.

Stranger: They do tend to stink, But I swear by Fabreeze

You: Say, you said 'aboot'. You Canadian?

You: Ahh, good one. Currently I've only got enough to purchase those little pine tree hanging things for cars/

Stranger: No im scottish, but dont tell anyone. They pine trees are the bomb, a couple of them and your laughing

You: Amen. I like the Scotts, like Craig Ferguson and Ewan McGregor, so you're definitely safe. :]

Stranger: So what you been up2 beside hiding bodies?

Stranger: Craig Ferguson? u serious?

You: Been watchin' Fight Club, and hockey, pretty much.

You: Yeah, man. For Late, Late at night... that's my sense of humour.

Stranger: You no tired? Im pure shattered. What time you at?

You: I'm not tired in the least. It's only like friggin 8 pm

Stranger: Where you from like? Its 3am here

Stranger: And I have work at half 6

You: Canada :]

You: Oh geez, that would suck.

Stranger: Sucks big time

You: I'll bet.

Stranger: so al away n get a snooze, have a nice night, Ms serial killer lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Barnes]

I must be doing something wrong.

Stranger: Hi
You: whats up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Barnes]

This had to have been someone from CP.

You: Hello
Stranger: Brother-sister?
You: Nope
Stranger: Nope?
Stranger: Teacher-student?
Stranger: Anything else?
You: Student
You: You
Stranger: I'm the teacher?
You: ?
You: What grade?
Stranger: I am asking if you want to roleplay?
You: Like D&D?
Stranger: Like anything.
You: I'm a level 20 orc
Stranger: Not what I had in mind.
Stranger: Cybersex.
You: Oh I get it.
Stranger: What would you like.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Brother-sister?
You: Only child.
Stranger: Would you like to roleplay brother-sister.
Stranger: ?
You: I only know D&D.
Stranger: Start.
Stranger: Fine by me. Just start.
You: I gotta go. I dropped my oreos down the heat register.