04-02-2009, 01:23 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by Locke
Are you wearing sweatpants right now? You are, arent you?
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I've taken sweatpants one step farther, I'm wearing blue, flannel pajama bottoms. I just live in these things. I'd be one of those people you see that go to the store in their pajama pants if I wasn't too lazy to go outside and go to the store in the first place.
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04-02-2009, 01:25 PM
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#62
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by The Ditch
So you're going to do nothing from now till about the first or second week of June? If my significant other decided to do that I would kick them to the curb to be honest. I guess if you can get away with it good for you?
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What's with the question mark? Of course good for me. Just because your significant other doesn't beat you enough into making sure you do and agree with everything they say and do isn't my problem!
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04-02-2009, 01:25 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
That's what I'd like to know!
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You might want to help by investing her money at Pokerstars.
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04-02-2009, 01:26 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by RT14
Can you post a pic of said coconut water? If not, are they black cans? I only ask because they sell exactly that here in China and if so, then my answer is yes. Not bad, but not my favorite.
On a somewhat related note, do they sell Nescafe coffee in a can yet in Canada? Those things are like heaven!
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I dunno about the Nescafe cans, but I can show you a picture of my coconut water. The only thing I hate is the cans always seem to be dented in some way. Every one of them, all the time.
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04-02-2009, 01:29 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by gordo67
I don't know but I don't think a "real Slacker" would have the time or energy to read a book..
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How dare you question my slackerness. I am actually offended. Come into my thread, comment on my post, and insinuate I'm some kind of fake slacker. What's up with that?? Do you think I just pretend to slack? Do you think I get my jollies out of that?? You're sick, man, sick.
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04-02-2009, 01:33 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by Puxlut
Do slackers shower every day? Or just when you start to smell ripe?
Do you find you eat more?
When playoffs start, will you watch the away games at home or will you go out somewhere to watch?
Will you leave the house to get decent porn? Or just get lame porn from Shaw PPV?
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Actually, slackers DON'T shower each day. I keep a rotation going of every couple of days.
I eat about the same, although I've found I've begun eating TV dinners more since they're so easy to make, and I really have no energy to make better food because the TV dinners lack any real nutrients. It's a vicious circle.
I watch every game at home! I'm super intense when I watch, I'm not the loud type. I sit hunched over and stare.
And why would I ever go rent porn, or PAY for porn?? I'm on the internet, for chrissakes! Without porn no one would even go online in the first place.
Oh, and to the guy above, I actually watch Judge Judy and then Judge Joe Brown. My girlfriend doesn't have the best cable selection, unfortunately. I'd watch more if I could.
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04-02-2009, 01:46 PM
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
How dare you question my slackerness. I am actually offended. Come into my thread, comment on my post, and insinuate I'm some kind of fake slacker. What's up with that?? Do you think I just pretend to slack? Do you think I get my jollies out of that?? You're sick, man, sick.
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Never questioned you "slackerness", I will wait to pass judgement on your level of "slackerness" later in this thread. I have known some heavy duty slackers in my life and I am not convinced you live up to the level yet. Looks like you are on the right track...
Do slackers get angry??
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04-02-2009, 01:59 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by gordo67
Never questioned you "slackerness", I will wait to pass judgement on your level of "slackerness" later in this thread. I have known some heavy duty slackers in my life and I am not convinced you live up to the level yet. Looks like you are on the right track...
Do slackers get angry??
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We get angry, but we don't get even.
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04-02-2009, 02:21 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Chiefs Kingdom, Yankees Universe, C of Red.
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Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
And why would I ever go rent porn, or PAY for porn?? I'm on the internet, for chrissakes! Without porn no one would even go online in the first place.
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Any recommendations or links?
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04-02-2009, 02:27 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by burn_baby_burn
Any recommendations or links?
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http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=72160
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04-02-2009, 02:28 PM
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CP's Fraser Crane
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The internet is like 90% Porn, and like 10% other usless crap
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04-02-2009, 02:30 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by stang
The internet is like 90% Porn, and like 10% other usless crap
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But, then, where does this thread fit in? 
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04-02-2009, 03:47 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: , location, location....
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Originally Posted by stang
Now its porn |
you thieving ba$tard.....
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04-02-2009, 03:55 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Originally Posted by stang
Now its porn
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she looks familiar, like I'm having deja vu, familiar.
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04-02-2009, 04:41 PM
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Not the one...
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Originally Posted by stang
The internet is like 90% Porn, and like 10% other usless crap
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Rule 34
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04-02-2009, 04:59 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Is it wrong to only go grocery shopping when you've run out of places you feel like ordering food from because you've had them all in the last couple weeks?
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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04-02-2009, 05:30 PM
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Voted for Kodos
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: in the laundry brig
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have you found that in you new life of slackerdom that you have actually become way more efficient than you ever were before?
like every trip off the couch is a carefully planned adventure
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04-02-2009, 05:35 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Passing mediocrity, approaching perfection
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
Actually, slackers DON'T shower each day. I keep a rotation going of every couple of days.
I eat about the same, although I've found I've begun eating TV dinners more since they're so easy to make, and I really have no energy to make better food because the TV dinners lack any real nutrients. It's a vicious circle.
I watch every game at home! I'm super intense when I watch, I'm not the loud type. I sit hunched over and stare.
And why would I ever go rent porn, or PAY for porn?? I'm on the internet, for chrissakes! Without porn no one would even go online in the first place.
Oh, and to the guy above, I actually watch Judge Judy and then Judge Joe Brown. My girlfriend doesn't have the best cable selection, unfortunately. I'd watch more if I could.
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What do you do about the toilet paper-in-crack build-up without a cleansing shower?  Do you have a ready supply of batteries in-house, in case of a remote power failure??
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04-02-2009, 08:13 PM
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Guest
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Do you have to stick to a budget while you are slacking? Or just ask the GF for $ when needed?
Do you try to get out of the house at least once a day? Or do you like being a shut-in?
Are fellow users on CP your only friends? Or do you have friends over for drinks? (assuming you don't leave the house...)
Do you have a laptop so you can be completely horizontal while surfing CP and watching TV at the same time?
This whole slacking thing is soooo intriguing! I think I found my new CP hero! (Don't tell my husband!)
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