I'm a slacking bum, go ahead and ask me anything

[HPLovecraft]

Does anyone else drink those tall cans of coconut water you can buy at the grocery store, with the little chunks of what I assume (and hope) is coconut? I love those things.

[SportsJunky]

In support of my earlier post I'd also request that you let your facial hair grow during this time. My question is (since this is an "ask me questions" thread) can you post before and after picks for us?

Again, thanks in advance.

[troutman]

How do you apply for welfare when you are too fat too work?

[ok, ok,....I get it]

Does your G/F ready CP?

If she does will she be pi$$ you are using her?

[stang]

Originally Posted by HPLovecraft

Does anyone else drink those tall cans of coconut water you can buy at the grocery store, with the little chunks of what I assume (and hope) is coconut? I love those things.

OMG I am gonna just puke thinking about drinking that....

[VANFLAMESFAN]

How do you have a girlfriend??

[North East Goon]

Have you ever woke up @ 3:00am, smoked a joint to catch the re-run of Beverly Hills 90210 the original series high? That is the only way to say F.U. society, I am going to do what I want!!!

[Locke]

Are you wearing sweatpants right now? You are, arent you?

[VladtheImpaler]

Are you ensconced in velvet?

[czure32]

Originally Posted by HPLovecraft

Does anyone else drink those tall cans of coconut water you can buy at the grocery store, with the little chunks of what I assume (and hope) is coconut? I love those things.

hey wait a minute....
arent we the ones that are supposed to be asking the questions?
if you start asking questions the whole thread might fall apart into chaos and anarchy! there has to be order!

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

as for corners, your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

[Sample00]

Originally Posted by HPLovecraft

I love cheese, I could probably eat at least 24 circular pieces of cheese in 24 hours. Not wedges, though, they stick in my throat. If you melted the cheese, I could eat even more. Like double. 48 circular pieces of cheese in melted form.

Cheese, Cheese, where are you? let the love fest begin!

[ok, ok,....I get it]

can you post a picture of you re-creating this:

[Ford Prefect]

Originally Posted by HPLovecraft

No, because I'm procrastinating something else WHILE I am answering these questions.

Oh, and while I'm at it, I think the world should do away with corners. Can you imagine a world without corners, replaced with gently sloping CURVES? How many deaths and injuries are incurred because of corners? How many heads hit corners cracking them open? How many toes are stubbed, breaking them? Without corners, the world's mortality rate would drop rapidly, I say. Nature doesn't use corners. Trees don't have corners. Apples don't have corners. BUSHES don't have corners.

Do your part. Get rid of corners in YOUR home. Save a life.

I'm with you on the whole corners thing. Corners stub toes, scrape shins, conceal lurking muggers and such. Curves on the other hand are very in tune with the cosmos and pleasing to the eye. Women are a good example of the aesthetic appeal of curves. And if churches were round instead of square, the devil could never corner you.

Angles and straight lines are really cold and artificial. Although, I'd miss cutting corners if they were abolished. That's one of my favourite hobbies.

[DuffMan]

Can you do a price check for me in Toronto.

Head on down to the Zanzibar and see how much a large(liter) Labatt's Blue + shot of Tequila(gold) + table dance, costs these days.

Thanks.

[JBR]

Can you phone me at work so my boss thinks I do other things beside surf CP?

[Ford Prefect]

We should start a pool on how much weight HP is going to gain between now and the end of the playoffs.

I say 22 kg ... that's a nice round, curvy number. Sure, it'll take a lot of cheese, and beer, but any bum worth his weight in Twinkies should be able to manage it.

[The Ditch]

So you're going to do nothing from now till about the first or second week of June? If my significant other decided to do that I would kick them to the curb to be honest. I guess if you can get away with it good for you?

[North East Goon]

Cook yourself up a 12 egg omelette, with all the fixins. Alway's wondered if that is do-able on a standard size frying pan?

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Ford Prefect

We should start a pool on how much weight HP is going to gain between now and the end of the playoffs.

I say 22 kg ... that's a nice round, curvy number. Sure, it'll take a lot of cheese, and beer, but any bum worth his weight in Twinkies should be able to manage it.

Yeah, thats a do-able number alright. He'd have to adhere to a strict regimen of lazing about, pork rinds, beer (not light) and hockey, but I think if the Flames go all the way he can definitely do it.

[Jayems]