01-05-2009, 08:11 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: the middle of a zoo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Getting a foot involved seems a whole lot interesting than a festering sock. A sock? What other bland rough items do you weirdos use, a couple triscuits, piece of drywall tape. jeez or should I say jizz.
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God, that's funny. I have a tear in my left eye.
For this post alone, I love you fotze.
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01-05-2009, 08:52 PM
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#62
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Scoring Winger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Julio
My mistress...for some reason they don't get along.
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Not if you're from Bountiful, BC. 
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Last edited by mrdeeds; 01-05-2009 at 08:53 PM.
Reason: grammatical error
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01-05-2009, 09:23 PM
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#63
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Hookers and blow.
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01-05-2009, 09:25 PM
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#64
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
Hookers and blow.
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But what if your spouse is a hooker who deals blow on the side?
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01-05-2009, 09:27 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
But what if your spouse is a hooker who deals blow on the side?
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Then she'd probably rip your head off for dipping into her stash.
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01-06-2009, 06:43 AM
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#66
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Franchise Player
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Ha ha, the local morning radio show here had this same discussion this morning. It was apparently on CNN recently or something. Their discussion deteriorated as quickly as this thread did. I was laughing out loud in the car.
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01-06-2009, 07:09 AM
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#67
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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A colonoscopy.
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01-06-2009, 12:40 PM
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#68
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Getting a foot involved seems a whole lot interesting than a festering sock. A sock? What other bland rough items do you weirdos use, a couple triscuits, piece of drywall tape. jeez or should I say jizz.
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what you need is the sham-wow. That'll soak up anything.
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01-06-2009, 12:52 PM
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#69
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Norm!
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ok, there's probably a great many men who harber the old hooker fantasy with their wives, and they're probably all addicted to Blow so the hooker and blow thing should be ok.
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01-06-2009, 12:53 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by millhouse11
what you need is the sham-wow. That'll soak up anything.
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They'll soak up 5 times their own weight in bodily fluids I tell ya.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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01-06-2009, 12:54 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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exercise
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Pass the bacon.
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01-06-2009, 01:20 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Glad I got a couple eiws outta this thread.. I was totally joking about the softness..
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01-06-2009, 01:43 PM
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#73
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
This thread got pretty gross really quickly.
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There is a reason they are not done in front of the spouse.
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01-06-2009, 01:45 PM
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#74
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Getting a foot involved seems a whole lot interesting than a festering sock. A sock? What other bland rough items do you weirdos use, a couple triscuits, piece of drywall tape. jeez or should I say jizz.
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A Chore Boy.
Which by the way, is a lot less illegal then using a choir boy.
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01-06-2009, 01:48 PM
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#75
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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To answers Fotze's inquiry.. All the above. Sometimes simultaneously
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01-06-2009, 01:59 PM
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#76
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp
i'm shocked at the lack of knowledge about using "the sock" in this thread
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So that's what happens to all those unpaired socks, ha! and all this time I thought the washer or dryer just sucked them down to the centre of the Earth.
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01-06-2009, 02:05 PM
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#77
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chris lindberg
So that's what happens to all those unpaired socks, ha! and all this time I thought the washer or dryer just sucked them down to the centre of the Earth.
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There was an episode of "Ghostbusters" I saw when I was a kid about the place where lost odds and ends go. Searching YouTube for it...
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