03-25-2025, 04:45 PM
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#61
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Join Date: Mar 2015
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Originally Posted by surferguy
Also I think the idea of stealing all the door knobs is a bit too invasive. I feel these need to be more low key annoying. Like change all the clocks to be a slightly different time
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Well then, I'd curl the corner of the mat in front of the door, so it jams every time they open or close it. And I'd do it to every new mat they get.
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03-25-2025, 04:45 PM
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#62
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Voted for Kodos
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Floor registers.
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03-25-2025, 04:47 PM
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#63
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Monster Storm
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuzz
Well then, I'd curl the corner of the mat in front of the door, so it jams every time they open or close it. And I'd do it to every new mat they get.
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This. This is perfect.
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03-25-2025, 05:01 PM
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#64
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GioforPM
one sock from each pair.
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Calm down, Satan.
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03-25-2025, 05:31 PM
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#65
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Can we add things instead of stealing them?
Because I think replacing the smoke alarm batteries with dead ones is good.
And then install a beeper inside it that randomly makes the "out of batteries" noise for like 5 minutes every 3 days or so.
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03-25-2025, 05:40 PM
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#66
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Powerplay Quarterback
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No, it’d be scarier to just steal those smoke detector batteries.
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03-25-2025, 05:47 PM
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#67
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So, like, things that don't prevent you from doing things as normal, but doing the thing is now like, WTF?
Switch covers?
Like everything still works fine, but every switch and outlet looks exposed as hell.
Shower heads?
Yeah, you can still shower, but the moment you turn on the water, it ain't as comfy.
Toilet bowl cover?
That's the inside? It's so loud!
Lawn mower blade?
Wait a sec, it's flattening, not cutting?
The straw from a hand pump?
I have to pour this now???
Pillows?
I can't believe I have to roll up a towel. WTF!
Things like batteries, TP, lightbulbs, screws etc. you actually can't complete what you were doing. I dunno if sacrificing a sock is technically an inconvenience, a few of the other things, I think people could actually get hurt/sustain more than a minor inconvenience.
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03-25-2025, 05:49 PM
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#68
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Franchise Player
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Shoe laces or belts
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03-25-2025, 05:50 PM
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#69
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bizaro86
Can we add things instead of stealing them?
Because I think replacing the smoke alarm batteries with dead ones is good.
And then install a beeper inside it that randomly makes the "out of batteries" noise for like 5 minutes every 3 days or so.
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Kinda like the book, Esio Trot? A guy keeps replacing his love interest's tortoise to make it seem like it was growing.
"Honey, why are our casual clothing all fitting like it's 2 sizes bigger? Why does the TV look like it's getting smaller?" 
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03-25-2025, 05:58 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I think I would turn all the light switches upside down ( so on would be on the opposite side it normally is)
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03-25-2025, 06:06 PM
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#71
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bizaro86
Can we add things instead of stealing them?
Because I think replacing the smoke alarm batteries with dead ones is good.
And then install a beeper inside it that randomly makes the "out of batteries" noise for like 5 minutes every 3 days or so.
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Throw them out of sight down each of the registers or get them behind the dry wall on various floors.
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03-25-2025, 06:57 PM
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Scoring Winger
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Every sharp knife, leaving only the butter knives
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03-25-2025, 07:01 PM
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#73
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: California
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I would just lick the cutlery put it back and leave.
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03-25-2025, 07:10 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Originally Posted by Red Potato Standing By
I think I would turn all the light switches upside down ( so on would be on the opposite side it normally is)
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You do it randomly, and if any boxes have multiple switches, you swap those around too.
Also, replacing warm white bulbs with bright white ones, or hacking them to briefly flicker randomly once sometime between 6 and 9pm every Sunday night.
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03-25-2025, 07:43 PM
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#75
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I would raise one stair slightly. And then I will continue to break in every day to change what stair it would be.
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03-25-2025, 07:53 PM
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#76
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Powerplay Quarterback
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All the remotes
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03-25-2025, 09:09 PM
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#77
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Scoring Winger
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All the fuses and breakers in the breaker box.
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03-25-2025, 09:11 PM
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#78
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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I’d steal the forks. Not all the cutlery, just the forks.
It would annoy them and replace the forks that seem to have run away with my socks.
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03-25-2025, 09:12 PM
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#79
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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I steal all of their Hamburgers!!! Mwahahahaha!!!!
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03-25-2025, 09:17 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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I'd go down to the furnace and steal a little pin that holds the cover to the furnace filter in place. Every time the heat comes on, there'd be a little tick/hum from the vibration of the filter that comes up thru the vents that is just loud enough to hear over the tv on regular volume and echo-ey enough during the night to drive you batty
source: one fell out of our furnace this winter like this
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