03-25-2025, 12:47 PM
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evil of fart
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Doorstops
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Haha, that one would kill me. It would be so easy, too. Just unscrew that springy thing. You'd be in and out in no time.
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03-25-2025, 12:58 PM
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#42
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Franchise Player
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Some people’s CP passwords
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03-25-2025, 01:05 PM
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#43
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Every bath towel?
People have already said things like chargers and linens, that would have been my first thought.
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03-25-2025, 01:06 PM
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#44
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Light bulbs
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03-25-2025, 01:08 PM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Austria, NOT Australia
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some of you are absolute monsters.
I love you all.
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03-25-2025, 01:17 PM
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#46
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Not Beltline
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I would remove the potato masher from its usual drawer then put an additional masher in every other drawer in the house.
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03-25-2025, 02:36 PM
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#47
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Originally Posted by Dion
The lid and seats to the toilets. That will make the women folk quite unhappy  |
I have worked in Mexico City...
The above is not a big deal...you learn to hover...
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03-25-2025, 03:57 PM
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Uncle Chester
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Corkscrews
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03-25-2025, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Red Deer
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I wouldn't steal anything, I'd just freak them out a little bit. Nothing bad, no...it's just, like for instance I could send them pictures of themselves sleeping. You know, just as a way of being like, "hey, I was there", you know?
The whole point is to isolate them and make them feel like they're going insane. So I would just do little things, like replace their dog with a slightly different dog, or, you know, change the furniture in their house so they think that they're shrinking. You know, basic stuff, most of which I learned in the military, and some on a subreddit, you know?
Basically, just plant a seed, and then they just kind of hang themselves so it's super non-violent. But by the end of it it's like their brains will have essentially eaten themselves.
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03-25-2025, 04:15 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by Yamer
I wouldn't steal anything, I'd just freak them out a little bit. Nothing bad, no...it's just, like for instance I could send them pictures of themselves sleeping. You know, just as a way of being like, "hey, I was there", you know?
The whole point is to isolate them and make them feel like they're going insane. So I would just do little things, like replace their dog with a slightly different dog, or, you know, change the furniture in their house so they think that they're shrinking. You know, basic stuff, most of which I learned in the military, and some on a subreddit, you know?
Basically, just plant a seed, and then they just kind of hang themselves so it's super non-violent. But by the end of it it's like their brains will have essentially eaten themselves.
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"Creepy Crawling?"
Charles Manson? Is that you? 
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03-25-2025, 04:22 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Mayor of McKenzie Towne
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10mm sockets.
Jokes on me... they are already all gone.
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03-25-2025, 04:23 PM
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Since surferguy started this, I'll give a shop applicable example.
I'll sneak into your shop and carefully inspect your imperial hex key set. I'll remove the ones that show the most use and replace them with a similar, but frustratingly different, metric one!
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03-25-2025, 04:28 PM
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Monster Storm
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mikephoen
Since surferguy started this, I'll give a shop applicable example.
I'll sneak into your shop and carefully inspect your imperial hex key set. I'll remove the ones that show the most use and replace them with a similar, but frustratingly different, metric one!
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Haha! It’s funny as I had the exact issue arise today while trying to fix my pin nailer.
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Last edited by surferguy; 03-25-2025 at 04:33 PM.
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03-25-2025, 04:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Springbank
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one sock from each pair.
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03-25-2025, 04:32 PM
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Monster Storm
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
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Also I think the idea of stealing all the door knobs is a bit too invasive. I feel these need to be more low key annoying. Like change all the clocks to be a slightly different time
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03-25-2025, 04:35 PM
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#56
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Remove every bolt and pin from every door and utility so they just fall off.
Open the oven? Door falls off.
Open the fridge? Door falls off.
Open the front door? Door falls off.
Go to the bathroom? Door falls off.
Open the garage door? Door falls off.
Use the microwave? Oh you better believe that door falls off.
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03-25-2025, 04:36 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Austria, NOT Australia
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Originally Posted by GioforPM
one sock from each pair.
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feels like someone has been doing this to me since forever.
I'll second Yamer's idea. Displace items, switch things (like photographs). Place weird items whose sudden appearance is inexplicable. Why steal from someone when you can slowly make them descend into madness?
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03-25-2025, 04:39 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Calgary
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Mother in law.
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03-25-2025, 04:39 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighting Banana Slug
Mother in law.
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Thank you?
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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03-25-2025, 04:42 PM
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#60
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Go into the bedroom to steal the sex toys.
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