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Old 08-29-2018, 10:20 AM   #61
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I'm surprised they haven't designed self cleaning dolls yet (actually wouldn't be surprised if they have? Without protesting too much, I don't know the first thing about sex robots....)

Is this yet another example of the oldest profession paving the way for new technologies (thinking VHS, DVD's, streaming)? I won't be able to buy an anthropomorphic robot butler in 10 years without this crucial step in development?

One more question - is Japan leading the way on this technology?
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Old 08-29-2018, 10:20 AM   #62
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"I have a huge shlong, will it fit?"
Ya, what's the damage deposit?
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Old 08-29-2018, 10:22 AM   #64
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I'm surprised they haven't designed self cleaning dolls yet (actually wouldn't be surprised if they have? Without protesting too much, I don't know the first thing about sex robots....)

Is this yet another example of the oldest profession paving the way for new technologies (thinking VHS, DVD's, streaming)? I won't be able to buy an anthropomorphic robot butler in 10 years without this crucial step in development?

One more question - is Japan leading the way on this technology?

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Old 08-29-2018, 10:28 AM   #65
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I think the odds they do it properly are quite high. There are some serious problems they could run into if they don’t.
I think the odds are quite low. but I guess it's how you define cleaning properly. since the owners are telling people to wear a condom to be safe, I really doubt they are doing a proper sterilization.

they'd have to run the entire doll through say a dry heat or stream sterilizer for about 20-30 minutes at around 120C

I bet they are only disinfecting and not sterilizing the dolls.
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"on the next episode of Dirty Jobs, Mike visits a robot sex doll brothel to expirience the world of the bordello's sanitation engineer"
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Old 08-29-2018, 10:42 AM   #67
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I think the odds are quite low. but I guess it's how you define cleaning properly. since the owners are telling people to wear a condom to be safe, I really doubt they are doing a proper sterilization.

they'd have to run the entire doll through say a dry heat or stream sterilizer for about 20-30 minutes at around 120C

I bet they are only disinfecting and not sterilizing the dolls.
They probably tell people to wear a condom so they don't have to clean out jizz every time.
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They probably tell people to wear a condom so they don't have to clean out jizz every time.
But the condom completely ruins the skin on plastic skin feeling!
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They probably tell people to wear a condom so they don't have to clean out jizz every time.
The article only said they "recommend" a condom...which I actually laughed out loud at.
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it was really just a reference to one of the most hilarious threads in CP history.

... but also, yes.
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You should have asked about vaginal contraction.
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Old 08-29-2018, 10:49 AM   #71
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"I have a huge shlong, will it fit?"
Wouldn't someone with a tiny scholong be more worried about the rigidity and elasticity of a plastic sex doll? ....just asking for a friend of mine.
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Old 08-29-2018, 10:50 AM   #72
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If you consider all the cleaning costs, $80 per "use" seems like they will be losing money. I mean, they must be providing clean sheets on the bed, clean clothes for the doll, somehow cleaning the doll, including hair(I hope...ewww), plus all the other usual business costs...Can't be much profit there if they are doing what they should be doing.
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the nurse at my work would love to know their cleaning process. She's horrified if it's just hosing out the holes and a cleaning with caviwipes (infection control wipes)
She wouldn't recommend going there unless they run the dolls through a cycle in a proper sterilizing unit. and we all know they won't be doing that.
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