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Old 08-29-2018, 07:38 AM   #41
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If I had money, I'd open a location in Fort Mac.
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Old 08-29-2018, 07:39 AM   #42
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a friend of mine was telling me how they can get going someplace to have the awesome outcome; however, going someplace to hook up with a doll? Seems so much easier to stay at home as there is a lot of free inspiration available and you can get some of your very own gear delivered discreetly to your home and there is no effort to get to the shop.

you also don't have to deal with the disappointment of your favorite doll being worked over and waiting.
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Old 08-29-2018, 07:52 AM   #43
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i also saw this article int eh TO Sun: https://torontosun.com/opinion/colum...-fun-and-games

I also saw that there was anotehr article suggesting that area residents are not overly supportive of this business idea
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Old 08-29-2018, 07:54 AM   #44
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Sooo, how long before some moral crusader sets up outside taknig pictures of patrons to shame them online?
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Old 08-29-2018, 07:55 AM   #45
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a friend of mine was telling me how they can get going someplace to have the awesome outcome; however, going someplace to hook up with a doll? Seems so much easier to stay at home as there is a lot of free inspiration available and you can get some of your very own gear delivered discreetly to your home and there is no effort to get to the shop.

you also don't have to deal with the disappointment of your favorite doll being worked over and waiting.
true. you'd figure the average guy would rather spend 10 minutes on pornhub with a fleshlight over going to a sex doll brothel.

if it takes off and they franchise, I'll be sad I didn't have the money to buy in.
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Old 08-29-2018, 07:58 AM   #46
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i also saw this article int eh TO Sun: https://torontosun.com/opinion/colum...-fun-and-games

I also saw that there was anotehr article suggesting that area residents are not overly supportive of this business idea
you'd think they'd be happy about it. I would assume 99.9% of people that will go there want to be as anonymous and discreet as possible. better this than some bar with a bunch of drunks and rowdies.
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Old 08-29-2018, 07:59 AM   #47
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true. you'd figure the average guy would rather spend 10 minutes on pornhub with a fleshlight over going to a sex doll brothel.

if it takes off and they franchise, I'll be sad I didn't have the money to buy in.

I'll fund your start up but I get "title" to the dolls in perpetuity.
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I'll fund your start up but I get "title" to the dolls in perpetuity.
you can even have the naming rights for each doll.
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is vaginal expansion an issue with these dolls?
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What an odd question...
Allow me to translate.
"I have a huge shlong, will it fit?"
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Old 08-29-2018, 08:15 AM   #50
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Why are people so judgemental. Business is just like any other. Guys shouldn't have to go in by some secret back door.
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Old 08-29-2018, 08:18 AM   #51
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"I have a huge shlong, will it fit?"
it was really just a reference to one of the most hilarious threads in CP history.

... but also, yes.
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I think the gifs and memes in this thread are more disturbing than the OP subject matter.
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it was really just a reference to one of the most hilarious threads in CP history.

... but also, yes.
Ah right, missed the reference!
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Why are people so judgemental. Business is just like any other. Guys shouldn't have to go in by some secret back door.

Oh you
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Old 08-29-2018, 08:40 AM   #55
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The dolls are thoroughly sanitized to meet your expectations. We take extreme measures when it comes to the safety of our clients.

There are some bad jobs out there for sure. But Sex Doll Sanitizer is probably the worst. There's not enough Purell in the world for that gig.
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mom - What do you do for a living? son - I steam clean and sanitize sex doll orifices. Dad - "I'm so glad that we paid for your degreei Eastern Philosophy, don't worry dad, my moron son said, there's high demand for that degree and its really cool.
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mom - What do you do for a living? son - I steam clean and sanitize sex doll orifices. Dad - "I'm so glad that we paid for your degreei Eastern Philosophy, don't worry dad, my moron son said, there's high demand for that degree and its really cool.

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mom - What do you do for a living? son - I steam clean and sanitize sex doll orifices. Dad - "I'm so glad that we paid for your degreei Eastern Philosophy, don't worry dad, my moron son said, there's high demand for that degree and its really cool.
the nurse at my work would love to know their cleaning process. She's horrified if it's just hosing out the holes and a cleaning with caviwipes (infection control wipes)
She wouldn't recommend going there unless they run the dolls through a cycle in a proper sterilizing unit. and we all know they won't be doing that.
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the nurse at my work would love to know their cleaning process. She's horrified if it's just hosing out the holes and a cleaning with caviwipes (infection control wipes)
She wouldn't recommend going there unless they run the dolls through a cycle in a proper sterilizing unit. and we all know they won't be doing that.

Well damn this is probably the least sexy post ever for Doll fetishists
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the nurse at my work would love to know their cleaning process. She's horrified if it's just hosing out the holes and a cleaning with caviwipes (infection control wipes)
She wouldn't recommend going there unless they run the dolls through a cycle in a proper sterilizing unit. and we all know they won't be doing that.
I think the odds they do it properly are quite high. There are some serious problems they could run into if they don’t.
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