03-01-2018, 07:57 AM
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#61
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Originally Posted by MoneyGuy
Don't arm this teacher.
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Wow, she is cross-eyed and doesn't have any arms?
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03-01-2018, 08:47 AM
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#62
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Closet Jedi
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Un homme entre dans un café. Plouffe.
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Gaudreau > Huberdeau AINEC
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03-01-2018, 11:28 AM
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#63
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Maple Bay, B.C.
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My TV gets the Origami channel, but it's all paper view.
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03-01-2018, 12:35 PM
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#64
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First Line Centre
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What has seven arms and sucks?
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03-01-2018, 02:00 PM
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#65
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Section 203
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 2Stonedbirds
What has seven arms and sucks?
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Did two more band members also lose an arm? Did one of the members lose both of his arms?
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Originally Posted by Bingo
Jesus this site these days
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Originally Posted by Barnet Flame
He just seemed like a very nice person. I loved Squiggy.
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Originally Posted by dissentowner
I should probably stop posting at this point
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03-01-2018, 02:22 PM
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#66
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First Line Centre
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So this baby seal walks in to a club...
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03-01-2018, 04:39 PM
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#67
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by squiggs96
Did two more band members also lose an arm? Did one of the members lose both of his arms?
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Don't pay close enough attention to Def Leppard to care.
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03-01-2018, 06:54 PM
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#68
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Powerplay Quarterback
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This just happened for in our home. My youngest daughter was saying how she always wears leggings on Thursdays. My oldest daughter says "You wear leggings based on the day?", to which I replied "She's on a tights schedule!"
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03-01-2018, 07:43 PM
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#69
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Maple Bay, B.C.
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03-02-2018, 01:19 AM
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#70
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by psyang
This just happened for in our home. My youngest daughter was saying how she always wears leggings on Thursdays. My oldest daughter says "You wear leggings based on the day?", to which I replied "She's on a tights schedule!"
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It is cosmically unjust that the best dad jokes are wasted on kids.
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03-02-2018, 07:23 AM
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#71
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Alberta
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Why was the little strawberry worried.
because her parents were in a jam.
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03-02-2018, 07:59 AM
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#72
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Alberta
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guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel over his crotch.
bartender asks "what's with that"
guy answers, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts"
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03-02-2018, 11:55 AM
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#73
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broke the first rule
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nm
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03-02-2018, 11:58 AM
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#74
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by calf
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Most racist joke ever 
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03-02-2018, 11:59 AM
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#75
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by calf
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Nice Ninja edit
Most racist joke ever
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03-02-2018, 12:07 PM
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#76
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broke the first rule
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Originally Posted by GGG
Nice Ninja edit
Most racist joke ever |
If you paid close attention, it was pretty sexist too
Full disclosure: I wasn't paying attention and shamefully posted the exact same joke as the post above me.
Last edited by calf; 03-02-2018 at 12:14 PM.
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03-02-2018, 03:32 PM
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#77
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Alberta
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did you hear about the three eggs?
two bad.
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03-02-2018, 11:46 PM
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#78
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Did you hear about the Irish water polo team?
All their horses drowned.
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03-03-2018, 06:33 AM
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#79
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Thunder Bay Ontario
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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk!
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Fan of the Flames, where being OK has become OK.
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03-03-2018, 07:06 AM
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#80
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Nvm
Last edited by black rubber disc bunny; 03-03-2018 at 07:07 AM.
Reason: Couldn’t link image
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