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Old 01-17-2012, 11:08 AM   #61
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I need 4 sweaters instead of 2
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Old 01-17-2012, 11:57 AM   #62
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I need 4 sweaters instead of 2
You normally wear 2 sweaters?? hahaha. i feel sorry for all the guys at your office.
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Old 01-17-2012, 11:59 AM   #63
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Its so cold, I am drinking liquid nitrogen to warm up.
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Old 01-17-2012, 12:22 PM   #64
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It's so cold that Stajan and Bouwmeester walk away from their contracts with the Flames.
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Old 01-17-2012, 12:38 PM   #65
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It's so cold that the metal statues on Stephen Avenue have gone inside into the mall.
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Old 01-17-2012, 12:40 PM   #66
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It's so cold that if he were here, Matthew McConaughey would put a shirt on.
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Old 01-17-2012, 01:00 PM   #67
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that even Tiger Woods ex-wife would consider this frigid.
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Old 01-17-2012, 01:25 PM   #68
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That walking hope from the c-train makes me feel like ive been slapped in the face multiple times.
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Old 01-17-2012, 01:52 PM   #69
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On a more positive note, this kind of weather keeps the Canadian Hobo population firmly entrenched in Vancouver.
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It's so cold a polar bear just knocked on my door and asked to come inside to warm up.
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It's so cold my credit card got stuck in the parking payment machine and I had to use pliers to get it out.
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Old 01-17-2012, 02:22 PM   #72
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Old 01-17-2012, 04:55 PM   #73
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It is so cold that even though I live in Kensington, I drove to my job in Banker's Hall.
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Old 01-17-2012, 05:06 PM   #74
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It's so cold that.... Oh wait, They are still making Cara Fulerton do stupid "on location" reports on the Global morning news!

PS: She's actually starting to look pretty pissed about it.

Stay in the damn van Cara!
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Old 01-17-2012, 05:09 PM   #75
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It's so cold that if he were here, Matthew McConaughey would put a shirt on.
Bullsh**, it's never cold enough for that.
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Old 01-17-2012, 05:55 PM   #76
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It's so cold that.... Oh wait, They are still making Cara Fulerton do stupid "on location" reports on the Global morning news!

PS: She's actually starting to look pretty pissed about it.

Stay in the damn van Cara!
I bet she hates that young chick sitting at the anchor desk, Cara did look a little pissed this morning though.
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Old 01-17-2012, 06:02 PM   #77
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Bit my lip and never felt it till I got home.
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Old 01-17-2012, 06:03 PM   #78
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Jeebus, today was the first time I've had my clutch freeze to the floor, and take a good 2 seconds to spring back up every time I changed gears.
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It's so cold that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

It's so cold that cabbies are wearing flannel turbans.

It's so cold I saw a dog stuck to a telephone pole.

It's so cold breast feeding babies are eating icecream.

It’s so cold these jokes can’t even make you smile!
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...you could freeze the balls off a brass monkey??!!
That funky monkey?
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