01-17-2012, 11:08 AM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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I need 4 sweaters instead of 2
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01-17-2012, 11:57 AM
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#62
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlySports
I need 4 sweaters instead of 2
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You normally wear 2 sweaters?? hahaha. i feel sorry for all the guys at your office.
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01-17-2012, 11:59 AM
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#63
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Voted for Kodos
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Its so cold, I am drinking liquid nitrogen to warm up.
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01-17-2012, 12:22 PM
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#64
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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It's so cold that Stajan and Bouwmeester walk away from their contracts with the Flames.
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01-17-2012, 12:38 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary
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It's so cold that the metal statues on Stephen Avenue have gone inside into the mall.
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01-17-2012, 12:40 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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It's so cold that if he were here, Matthew McConaughey would put a shirt on.
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01-17-2012, 01:00 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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that even Tiger Woods ex-wife would consider this frigid.
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01-17-2012, 01:25 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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That walking hope from the c-train makes me feel like ive been slapped in the face multiple times.
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01-17-2012, 01:52 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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On a more positive note, this kind of weather keeps the Canadian Hobo population firmly entrenched in Vancouver.
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01-17-2012, 02:02 PM
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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It's so cold a polar bear just knocked on my door and asked to come inside to warm up.
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01-17-2012, 02:20 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Estonia
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It's so cold my credit card got stuck in the parking payment machine and I had to use pliers to get it out.
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01-17-2012, 02:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Daradon
It's so cold a polar bear just knocked on my door and asked to come inside to warm up.
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01-17-2012, 04:55 PM
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It is so cold that even though I live in Kensington, I drove to my job in Banker's Hall.
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01-17-2012, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: SW
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It's so cold that.... Oh wait, They are still making Cara Fulerton do stupid "on location" reports on the Global morning news!
PS: She's actually starting to look pretty pissed about it.
Stay in the damn van Cara!
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01-17-2012, 05:09 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: On my metal monster.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
It's so cold that if he were here, Matthew McConaughey would put a shirt on.
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Bullsh**, it's never cold enough for that.
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01-17-2012, 05:55 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Calgary AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Methanolic
It's so cold that.... Oh wait, They are still making Cara Fulerton do stupid "on location" reports on the Global morning news!
PS: She's actually starting to look pretty pissed about it.
Stay in the damn van Cara!
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I bet she hates that young chick sitting at the anchor desk, Cara did look a little pissed this morning though.
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01-17-2012, 06:02 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Not sure
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Bit my lip and never felt it till I got home.
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01-17-2012, 06:03 PM
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#78
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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Jeebus, today was the first time I've had my clutch freeze to the floor, and take a good 2 seconds to spring back up every time I changed gears.
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01-17-2012, 06:18 PM
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#79
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It's so cold that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
It's so cold that cabbies are wearing flannel turbans.
It's so cold I saw a dog stuck to a telephone pole.
It's so cold breast feeding babies are eating icecream.
It’s so cold these jokes can’t even make you smile!
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01-17-2012, 07:08 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzard
...you could freeze the balls off a brass monkey??!!
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That funky monkey?
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