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Old 10-20-2023, 12:01 AM   #7881
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Edmonton is No Good XI: Not F###ing Good Enough
If the mods go with that, they have to put the Woody clip in the OP of the new thread.
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"Not f###ing good enough" = No Good.

Did Woody just give us our next ENG thread title?

I think so...
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I wish Woodcraft said "we were no good tonight" instead.
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Old 10-20-2023, 12:38 AM   #7884
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Oiler fans can complain about the goalies all they want, but they can't help but have PTSD after their first 4 games.

2 on 1's 2 on 0's, unguarded tipins in front, cross crease passes, rebounds not being picked up. McDavid and Draisaitl slowly drifting back, then looking disgusted that their team mates can't bail out their pathetic play without the puck.

The Oilers are looking slow outside of McDavid and Draisaitl. Bouchard, now that he got his raise looks like an ahl defenseman when he's trying to defend. Ekholm looks injured, Nurse looks mentally checked out. Their bottom 8 forwards just coast around.

They look like an entitled team. "Wah Wah you should have given us the Stanley Cup right off of the bat".

They've played non playoff teams and with the exception of Nashville, the Oilers look prime for relegation to the AHL. No heart, no desire, nothing.

Its glorious.


17 goals against in 4 games, a wet dog with a note in its mouth would do better.


11 goals in 4 games, with 6 coming in 1 game, where's the vaunted offense?


oh and 5 of those 11 goals for came on the powerplay.


Oh and Conner Brown their big free agent signing that was supposed to put them over the top to awesome town. 4 games nothing but a -3. McDavid 6 points and 2 goals in 4 games and a -4, that makes him a liability. Evander Kane is playing like he bet against himself on Bet365.



Right now the sweat is pouring off of Eddie Munsters fore head in droves as this season has started disastrously.
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I nicked this from a comment on the SN highlight package for this game:

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Oilers players came to camp and decided they need another first overall pick
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Old 10-20-2023, 01:02 AM   #7886
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(Sung by Prince)

One, two
One and three, hah

They were trying part time with lots of dive-and-whine
Bench boss a Pee-wee dummy
He dropped an F bomb line, and was facing a fine
Cause they played a bit too leisurely

Seems that they were floating doing something close to nothing
Exactly as the game before
And they all look so sour, ooooh, so sour
With just one win in their first four, first four

They planned a Lord Stanley Parade
Planned and fanned by their media whore
Lord Stanley Parade
And when they fail once more, they’ll blow up the core
The Oiler Charade
Love that disass-ter
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Lol, only 4 games in and Woody is already in panic mode. Ya gotta love it.
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In front of the cameras, that's poor form.

Only Torts gets that honour.
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McDavid has the personality of a dead guppy. Seriously, this guy is the worst interview in the league.
https://www.nhl.com/oilers/video/pos...-6339490282112
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Neither Draisaitl nor McDavid take ONE SINGLE STRIDE, from center ice, in. Not one between them.
I'm glad you mentioned this because I was going to...not a single stride of effort between them.

Sorry...you cant be pissed with your teammates if you cant be bothered to care.
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McDavid has the personality of a dead guppy. Seriously, this guy is the worst interview in the league.
https://www.nhl.com/oilers/video/pos...-6339490282112
McDavid: "I dont think we've ever had a question of 'Work Ethic' in our room...."

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i think it would be funny if draisaitl went to chicago... just think of bugging oiler fans for years and years that draisaitl wanted to go play with the 'better connor!'


ha!
Ah...why wait?

Start bringing it up now. The cap works and it makes total sense. It should be the standard line anytime Draisatl's name is brought up.
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Man, draisaitl just does not give a #### haha. You could probably walk faster to try to help prevent a goal.

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lol look at Evan Bouchard on the same goal, skated into the Oilers zone than just coasted after
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Old 10-20-2023, 07:49 AM   #7896
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So Bouchard and Kane have been absolute disasters so far? The goalies look suspect again. Has Ekholm played yet? 33 with a hip injury?

Oilers could be in true cap hell in the last years of Connor and Leon
Kane never looked even close to the same after coming back from wrist surgery last season. I think there is a good chance that he's done.

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What'll the excuse on ched be tonight?
So, Reid Wilkins says that opposing teams are DESPERATE to not get embarrassed by the Oilers who can out-talent anyone in the League. Because of this, they are playing the 2024 Champions-in-waiting like it's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final every single night. Poor Edmonton doesn't get a break against any teams.

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against 4 teams that are supposed to suck
Only three teams.

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tonight was one of their national US games lol
And this exhibition by the Glitter Twins is exactly why they aren't on US National broadcasts very often. They can try to sell McDavid as the face of the league but he has zero personality and zero desire to become a well rounded player that they can market.
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