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Old 10-12-2023, 03:49 PM   #7541
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Hard to believe he's only 26, sunken eyes, scrawny upper body and bad skin, looks like someone who just got released from a concentration camp
He's still in Edmonton. He hasn't been released yet.

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McDavid actually looks like a reanimated corpse.
You mean he isn't one???

Many years ago, I ran a sim hockey league, and the participants had fun with their made-up coaches and silly ‘news’ bits. One team was coached by a reanimated corpse. If you ever got in his doghouse, you had to sit next to him on the bench and smell him decomposing. That made him the best motivator in the whole league.

I wonder if sitting next to McDavid has a similar effect. ‘PLEASE put me out for another shift, coach! I'll do better!’
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Old 10-12-2023, 03:52 PM   #7542
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I guess the water in Edmonton makes you look older.
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Old 10-12-2023, 03:53 PM   #7543
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Thankfully, no deal would ever have to made on the Canucks never winning the cup. That's just simply reality.



HA HA HA HA HA GOOD oNE!
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Old 10-12-2023, 04:30 PM   #7544
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Old 10-12-2023, 04:38 PM   #7545
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PK with the Smackdown: E=NG
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Old 10-12-2023, 04:54 PM   #7546
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HA HA HA HA HA GOOD oNE!
Lol is he wrong?
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Old 10-12-2023, 05:14 PM   #7548
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Given his position, the Nucks player at least has to be glad that POS Drai just slashed him instead of going for his patented spear to the groin.
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Old 10-12-2023, 05:21 PM   #7549
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Draisaitl is such a coward.
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Old 10-12-2023, 05:24 PM   #7550
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At least he's no longer trying to murder a player's future children.

Progress, folks..
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Old 10-12-2023, 05:27 PM   #7551
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Draisaitl is such a pissy coward.
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Old 10-12-2023, 05:27 PM   #7552
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Obviously fake, but still hilarious.

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Old 10-12-2023, 05:28 PM   #7553
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How are they both listed at C when they basically always play together
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Old 10-12-2023, 05:53 PM   #7554
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Why hasn't the name changed yet?

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10,000 insults is the magic number.
New ENG threads have been started before 10k posts.

New Season needs a new thread.
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Old 10-12-2023, 05:59 PM   #7555
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Bumonton has to be the next title, right?
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Old 10-12-2023, 06:01 PM   #7556
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I like making fun of Edmonton as much as the next guy, but some of the takes in here about McDavid's looks are pretty cringy, especially baseless speculation about steroid use.
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Old 10-12-2023, 06:02 PM   #7557
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Bumonton has to be the next title, right?
Edmonton is No Good XI: Bumonton and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Team
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Old 10-12-2023, 06:13 PM   #7558
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Edmonton is No Good XI: Bumonton and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Team
That has my Vote!
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Old 10-12-2023, 06:15 PM   #7559
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Edmonton: Hello Darkness My Old Friend...
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Old 10-12-2023, 06:15 PM   #7560
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New ENG threads have been started before 10k posts.

New Season needs a new thread.
Definitely. They give us too many great name ideas to not start using them.
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