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Old 08-21-2023, 10:00 AM   #7001
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My two cousins in the Shuwsaps ended up in a foursome with the Smyth brothers. Talked game and decided to play even up match play.

Smyths lose.

Don't pay up.
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My two cousins in the Shuwsaps ended up in a foursome with the Smyth brothers. Talked game and decided to play even up match play.

Smyths lose.

Don't pay up.
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Old 08-21-2023, 10:09 AM   #7003
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My two cousins in the Shuwsaps ended up in a foursome with the Smyth brothers. Talked game and decided to play even up match play.

Smyths lose.

Don't pay up.
Seriously? That's hilarious.
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Old 08-21-2023, 10:14 AM   #7004
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My two cousins in the Shuwsaps ended up in a foursome with the Smyth brothers. Talked game and decided to play even up match play.

Smyths lose.

Don't pay up.
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My two cousins in the Shuwsaps ended up in a foursome with the Smyth brothers. Talked game and decided to play even up match play.

Smyths lose.

Don't pay up.
When discussing foursomes, may want to include the word golf. Just for clarity's sake.
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Dont act like it's weird, who HASN'T been in a foursome in the shuswaps.
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Dont act like it's weird, who HASN'T been in a foursome in the shuswaps.



Man alive, the stuff I have seen whilst houseboating on those lakes
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I know it was brought up already, but this headline and subheading are just too good.

https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/con...182724373.html

"Connor McDavid shows up to beer league hockey game, team loses in blowout"

"Connor McDavid may have won the Hart Trophy last season, but he couldn't carry a beer league team to a victory in its championship game"
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My two cousins in the Shuwsaps ended up in a foursome with the Smyth brothers. Talked game and decided to play even up match play.

Smyths lose.

Don't pay up.
now this is the kind of slander I love to hear.
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Old 08-21-2023, 11:39 AM   #7010
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So... Byfield signed autographs afterwards but McDavid didn't?

Has his allergy to the fans returned?

Did nobody want his autograph?

Does Connor only sign tacky fan-created paintings of himself?

Questions....
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How does he not know people are going to make fun of him for this?

Like if he'd tried and scored 10 goals and they won, he'd probably still get made fun of. But it wouldn't be "can't even carry a beer league team" level of mockery.

Absolutely terrible decision to play.
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Old 08-21-2023, 12:52 PM   #7012
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I would have a ton more respect for him if he played pee-wees and absolutely destroyed them.
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I know it was brought up already, but this headline and subheading are just too good.

https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/con...182724373.html

"Connor McDavid shows up to beer league hockey game, team loses in blowout"

"Connor McDavid may have won the Hart Trophy last season, but he couldn't carry a beer league team to a victory in its championship game"
Best part is that both the article and the video mention this:

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The Richmond Hill, Ontario, native wasn’t the only ringer on the ice, as Los Angeles Kings forward Quinton Byfield — who signed autographs post-game — lined up on the winning side against his Pacific Division rival.
...without mentioning that McDavid also did the same, which to me insinuates that he didn't.
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Man alive, the stuff I have seen whilst houseboating on those lakes
Can confirm.
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Old 08-21-2023, 02:14 PM   #7015
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Always thought Smyth was a loser and overrated bum. I love him being ripped for that captain Canada gtfo here with that noise playing in the world hockey championships.

Was disgusted to here he was almost a Flame would have soiled our jersey.
I always figured the whole "captain Canada" moniker was an inside joke after this idiotic display. A+ leadership when your own teamate has to cross check you to get you to stop acting like an idiot.

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^^ WTF?

That is embarrassing.
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I always figured the whole "captain Canada" moniker was an inside joke after this idiotic display. A+ leadership when your own teamate has to cross check you to get you to stop acting like an idiot.

Head down and slashing, looks like some of the short and fat men I play beer league against.

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Old 08-21-2023, 02:22 PM   #7018
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It looks like something Sean Avery would do.
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It looks like something Sean Avery would do.
Even Avery wasnt that goddamned stupid. At least that BS he pulled against Brodeur was borderline clever until they outlawed it, Smyth is just out there hacking away like a mentally deficient lumberjack.
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Most of those whacks don't even look like they hit the czech player, just the ice in front of his skate... Lol i dont remember seeing that one before but he looks like he's either horribly stupid or extremely concussed and confused.
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