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Old 11-05-2010, 08:08 PM   #41
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That's exactly how I feel too. And I didn't even get to date her. She just used the possibility of us dating to string me along for 2 1/2 years.
I fail to see how this is the girl's fault.
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Old 11-05-2010, 08:16 PM   #42
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Don't tell me she slept with Lundberg!
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Old 11-05-2010, 08:18 PM   #43
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I fail to see how this is the girl's fault.
Me just focusing on her was my fault and I'll never make that mistake again. But that doesn't excuse her for everything else.
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Old 11-05-2010, 08:37 PM   #45
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Hang in there Pete. It will get better as time goes on.
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Two chicks at once, man.
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^ Dood, I just gotta say you're freaking hilarious.
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^ Dood, I just gotta say you're freaking hilarious.
Why don't you marry him then.
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Why don't you marry him then.
If he had a vagina I just might.

You are what you eat. Thanks dick.
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I'm sure it sucks right now, but you're 25 and single... Enjoy it! I'm married and one miserable SOB!!

Couple examples- I'd love to finish work one day and go straight to the pub with friends, but no!? I have to go straight home and hear about her day!?

Tomorrow is day light savings- perfect night to go out and get crazy, but no!? We have to meet mama in law for dinner and I pick up the tab... All this followed by a long Sunday at Home Outfitters then shoe shopping!?

You get to do whatever you want!
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If he had a vagina I just might.

You are what you eat. Thanks dick.
My middle name is dick.
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Old 11-05-2010, 08:51 PM   #53
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My middle name is dick.
And my middle name is enormous.
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I'm sure it sucks right now, but you're 25 and single... Enjoy it! I'm married and one miserable SOB!!

Couple examples- I'd love to finish work one day and go straight to the pub with friends, but no!? I have to go straight home and hear about her day!?

Tomorrow is day light savings- perfect night to go out and get crazy, but no!? We have to meet mama in law for dinner and I pick up the tab... All this followed by a long Sunday at Home Outfitters then shoe shopping!?

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I'm sure it sucks right now, but you're 25 and single... Enjoy it! I'm married and one miserable SOB!!

Couple examples- I'd love to finish work one day and go straight to the pub with friends, but no!? I have to go straight home and hear about her day!?

Tomorrow is day light savings- perfect night to go out and get crazy, but no!? We have to meet mama in law for dinner and I pick up the tab... All this followed by a long Sunday at Home Outfitters then shoe shopping!?

You get to do whatever you want!
I'm guessing your wife doesn't know you post on CP.
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Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.
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I'm guessing your wife doesn't know you post on CP.
Na, she's yakkin away on the phone like usual...
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Old 11-05-2010, 09:03 PM   #58
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My old man had good advice for me when I got crushed. "They all look the same upside down and backwards."

I however have always celebrated the end of any relationship whether I am the dumper or dumpee with a trip to Vegas. Very easy to forget about troubles down there as long as you stay away from the tables.
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Old 11-05-2010, 09:05 PM   #60
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My old man had good advice for me when I got crushed. "They all look the same upside down and backwards."

I however have always celebrated the end of any relationship whether I am the dumper or dumpee with a trip to Vegas. Very easy to forget about troubles down there as long as you stay away from the tables.
So you go tp Vegas and stay away from the tables? I guess we can only assume one thing..HOOOKERRRS!
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