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Old 07-25-2010, 09:55 PM   #41
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Yep I've always been like that. I have to shower and use the showerhead similiar to how girls use it when they are getting off.

I only crap at home too. Me and Burningyears actually had this convo during ball hockey last Thursday lol. When I go camping I hold it in, and have mastered holding it in for 3-4 days.
You're attracting bears ....just so you know.
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Old 07-25-2010, 09:58 PM   #42
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tessellated?? just like at subway?????
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Old 07-25-2010, 10:01 PM   #43
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this thread is awesome - i seriously had no clue what it was about when i clicked on it.

my first thought was this.... ouch!!!!



i took this on hwy1 while we were heading to calgary on thursday afternoon!!


....and i'm a folder!!!
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a bear and a rabbit are in the woods together side by side taking care of their business when the bear says to the rabbit "hey, do you have problems with it sticking to your fur after"? rabbit replies "No".

so the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his with the rabbit
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Old 07-25-2010, 10:17 PM   #45
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Um, crumple.
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Old 07-26-2010, 01:22 AM   #46
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a bear and a rabbit are in the woods together side by side taking care of their business when the bear says to the rabbit "hey, do you have problems with it sticking to your fur after"? rabbit replies "No".

so the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his with the rabbit
It's better when Eddie Murphy tells this

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Old 07-26-2010, 09:58 AM   #47
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Weird thread.

But keeping in the spirit of things, do you sit and wipe or stand and wipe?

I sit.

PS. I fold (big folds) then crumple.

PPS. Anybody ever used a bidet?
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Old 07-26-2010, 10:09 AM   #48
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And for the first time on CP I've been grossed out! Snot-boy, dude who heinously soiled himself in the restroom, facial reconstruction surgeries, videos of zit-popping ... all of this and more I've taken in stride.

THIS thread however. Eww! I had to give away my mid-morning snack and think about rainbows and flowers for a minute.

Eww, people, Eww!
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Old 07-26-2010, 10:19 AM   #50
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Ever since I heard that fecal matter can penetrate through 7 layers of toilet paper, I've been a crumpler. I don't want that stuff on my hands.
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You know you are going to have a horrible day when you wake up with the bum pee do a nice fold job then when reaching under your junk, you accidentally plunge your hand into the water!
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You know you are going to have a horrible day when you wake up with the bum pee do a nice fold job then when reaching under your junk, you accidentally plunge your hand into the water!
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Old 07-26-2010, 12:36 PM   #54
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Ever since I heard that fecal matter can penetrate through 7 layers of toilet paper, I've been a crumpler. I don't want that stuff on my hands.
Make sure you shut the lid before you flush then, or else you're getting it on every surface in your bathroom (toothbursh included). They "busted" this on Mythbusters.
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Yep I've always been like that. I have to shower and use the showerhead similiar to how girls use it when they are getting off.

I only crap at home too. Me and Burningyears actually had this convo during ball hockey last Thursday lol. When I go camping I hold it in, and have mastered holding it in for 3-4 days.
haha we did have that conversation. and I think thats crazy talk! be a man use a leaf!

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You're attracting bears ....just so you know.
and this reminds me of...

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A shameless bump of my own thread because it was funny the first time and am wondering if some people have changed their ways and why.

Sticking to crumpling even though it's like going to war with holes in your armour.
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Old 03-31-2016, 02:14 PM   #57
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Doesn't crumpling increase the risk of getting doodoo on your hands?
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Old 03-31-2016, 02:16 PM   #58
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I fold. But sometimes in public washrooms you get crappy TP so folding isn't an option unless you take 3/4 of the roll. Crumpling is weird. so much room for errors and misses.
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