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Old 08-11-2009, 01:28 PM   #41
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I was 19 at the time and in a used bookstore in Edmonton. Was flipping through this book on sex and some older gal started looking over my shoulder saying she could do this and that as a comment to some of the moves they showed. Are you for real was my response. She said yes and back to her place we went.
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16 and she was my 17 year old girlfriend, shes now my 27 year old wife. I didn't wear a condom and got a case of One-gina! But I couldn't be happier with anyone else.
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17. in the pool with my girlfriend at the time. My buddy and his gf we on the other side of the pool messing around and it was hot inside and cold outside so it was very foggy in the pool area so we could not see down there. Started making out, one thing led to another and it was awesome.
After I swam down and told my friend and got a high five. She was not impressed.
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Old 08-11-2009, 01:51 PM   #44
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The first words out of her mouth were, "This isn't supposed to be a race."
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Wow! so many 16s, that's so young for such an important decision.
It may be a choice for girls. For boys it's a condition.
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Old 08-11-2009, 01:59 PM   #46
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I was 14 under the covers with my 15 yr. old girlfriend, while my buddy sat watching some horror movie across the room. My performance was enough horror for her to bare!
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Wow! so many 16s, that's so young for such an important decision.
It wasn't so much a decision as an inevitability where I grew up, which was in rural Alberta in the late 1970s. There often wasn't a lot to do in a small town on a Friday or Saturday night, but there were a whole lot of seldom travelled back roads and Lover's Lanes. At 16 or 17 you were too young to go to the bar, so that meant cruising until you got bored and then, well, stuff happens when you're bored and looking for action.
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:10 PM   #48
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18. With a girl I'd been with for a long time and I finally convinced her. The second time was much, much better.
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:25 PM   #49
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It wasn't so much a decision as an inevitability where I grew up, which was in rural Alberta in the late 1970s. There often wasn't a lot to do in a small town on a Friday or Saturday night, but there were a whole lot of seldom travelled back roads and Lover's Lanes. At 16 or 17 you were too young to go to the bar, so that meant cruising until you got bored and then, well, stuff happens when you're bored and looking for action.
I thought the whole virginity thing and sex before marriage religious thing was more important in rural areas.

I could be way out to lunch having never stepped foot anywhere rural.
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:27 PM   #50
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I thought the whole virginity thing and sex before marriage religious thing was more important in rural areas.

I could be way out to lunch having never stepped foot anywhere rural.
Yeah, that's pretty much a dead stereotype. The whole bible belt thing in rural Alberta has been pretty much dead since the 1960s. It's one of those generalizations people make because they don't know any better. In many social issue realms rural people are broader minded than urbanites, and certainly a lot broader minded in general than urbanites realize. Why, I've had broads on my mind since I was 12 or 13. Budda boom.

Edit: Considering your preconception of rural social and sexual mores, I think you would be rather shocked by what actually goes on ... wife swapping, group sex, public nudity .... those were all pretty common where I grew up in rural Alberta, late '70s. Those weren't activities that were engaged in by the majority by any means, but stuff like that did happen quite a bit, and who the participants were was pretty much public knowledge.

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15 years isn't that long to suffer... stay with it....It'll be more rewarding later
Note: This quote is taken totally out of context.
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I was 19 at the time and in a used bookstore in Edmonton. Was flipping through this book on sex and some older gal started looking over my shoulder saying she could do this and that as a comment to some of the moves they showed. Are you for real was my response. She said yes and back to her place we went.
Thats almost too easy. Are you sure it wasn't a mullet man? hehe

21 when i was working in Walt Disney World. They put 16000 of us from the International program and US College students into ONE condo complex! Fun times! hehe

My german roommate said that Vista Way(our condo complex) was rated #1 in German playboy as the best place to pick up chicks.
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Who are you people?? Having sex at 10?? 13?? Jesus. I remember wanking it for the first time at 14 and when it happened, I didn't know what the hell was wrong with me. I went to the washroom to look at it and I freaked out and was like, "Wow, I can do that?? "...........my life has never been the same since.
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Thats almost too easy. Are you sure it wasn't a mullet man? hehe

21 when i was working in Walt Disney World. They put 16000 of us from the International program and US College students into ONE condo complex! Fun times! hehe

My german roommate said that Vista Way(our condo complex) was rated #1 in German playboy as the best place to pick up chicks.
He He He,
While on vacation in Florida to see some Flames games with Hulkrogan and StoneCole, we went to Disney World and were chatting with the girl in the Canadian Pavillion in Epcot. She told us about the dorms they put everyone in, and that was where we (I think specifically Hulkrogan) coined the terms:

InternationalCourse and Foreignication

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Thats almost too easy. Are you sure it wasn't a mullet man? hehe

21 when i was working in Walt Disney World. They put 16000 of us from the International program and US College students into ONE condo complex! Fun times! hehe

My german roommate said that Vista Way(our condo complex) was rated #1 in German playboy as the best place to pick up chicks.
How'd you get that job? So did you pick up alot of chicks?
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:31 PM   #58
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I was 14 and it was at my cousins grad party. I got both hammered and laid for the first time at that party by a 18yr old! (I found out later that she and her boyfriend broke up eairlier that night)

I alos spent the rest of the summer hanging our with my cousin and his friends trying not to get my ass kicked by her boyfriend. I grew up in a Small town!

Side note to this story: I kicked the guys ass 5 years later playing hockey in a mens senior summer hockey league. He hit me dirty from behind and of course my comeback was...

Whatever dude... I *derogitory term* your girlfriend.

One of my favorite timeline stories about growing up.

P.S. why does my writing turn blue when I trying to swear with @#!?
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I was 14 and it was at my cousins grad party. I got both hammered and laid for the first time at that party by a 18yr old! (I found out later that she and her boyfriend broke up eairlier that night)
OMG you did your 18 year old cousin.
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It's a cultural thing. I'd say the whole chastity thing is bigger in big cities amongst urban church going communities or ethnic/immigrant cultures. Asian ones definetely.

Small towns...no offense but all I heard throughout highschool was that there was nothing to do in them but the two things that go with rock & roll.
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