Talking to Strangers

[4X4]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: the sky is blue

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bagor]

You: hi

Stranger: HI

Stranger: sup?

You: what's up? You like dags?

Stranger: i dont.

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[enthused]

Originally Posted by lambeburger

I think we should all start each conversation with: "the sky is blue" and see if us CP'ers are talking to each other.

My results:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: the sky is blue

Stranger: the grass is green

You: FAIL

Stranger: have you got a penny for halloween?

You have disconnected.

You: the sky is blue

Stranger: I'M FROM HOLLAND, WHERE THE YOU FROM?

You: ugh, fail.

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: the sky is blue

Stranger: It is...

You: Is that all you've got?

Stranger: It is the book on the your table?

You: wtf, no.

Stranger: Oh, boy! ):

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: the sky is blue

Stranger: MY NAME IS JABBER

Stranger: HOW ARE YOU YOU ED UP JUNCKY LICKER

You: Thats hot

Stranger: YOUR A ING TWAT FOR SAYING THAT

Stranger: YOU KNOW WHO I AM JIZZ BUCKET|

You: Probably

Stranger: YEA YEAH YEAH WELL DONT YOU UNDER STAND THE CONSIQUENSES FOR PISSING ME OF MICKEL

You have disconnected.

[metallicat]

Well it seems I've had the most success so far.

[BlackEleven]

This guy doesn't know where my machine that goes ping is

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: I am looking for the machine that goes ping, do you have it?

Stranger: Microwave?

You: no, "PING!", very loudly

You: its very expensive

Stranger: Don't know what Is it?


You: its square and goes "PING!"

Stranger: Dunno

You: blast! I need it desperately. I believe someone has burgled it

Stranger: And what IS IT??


You: It goes "PING!" and it is expesive. And square. I usually leave it next to the machine that does "brrrrrrrumm"

Stranger: Don't know

You: Do you have any machines that make noises that I may borrow?

Stranger: Nope sorry
You have disconnected.

[BlackEleven]

Originally Posted by rockstar

This thing is a smash hit in Brazil!

Stranger: csbr

Stranger: hello

You: what is csbr?

Stranger: is a comunity

Stranger: from brazil

Stranger: of counter-strike

Stranger: csbr = counter strike brazil

You: why so many brazilians here?

You: for counter strike?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i do no how to explain this

You: strange place for counter strike, no?

Stranger: huasdhuauhsd

Stranger: yes

Stranger: have a lot of brazilians here because people puts that site on the comunitys

Stranger: i dont speak english so good

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[Phaneuf]

So many /b/tards use this, that's why you get those pix

[Phaneuf]

Stranger: Is this the real life?

You: is this just fantasy?

Stranger: caught in a landslide

You: no escape from reality

Stranger: open your eyes

You: look up to the skies and see

Stranger: im just a poor boy

You: i need no sympathy

Stranger: because im easy come

You: easy go

Stranger: little high

You: little low

Stranger: anyway the wind blows

You: doesnt really matter to me

Stranger: to me

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I swear this is real.

[Shazam]

You: hello

Stranger: hiiiiii

You: how are you

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: okk

You: canada

Stranger: me tooo

Stranger: man??

You: yes

You: how about you?

Stranger: woman

You: of course.

You: whoops, I should say that I am also a woman

Stranger: q merda

You: So, what are your interests?

Stranger: big cocks and handsome men =S

Stranger: and u?

You: same thing

[BlackEleven]

Well that was fun...

Stranger: hi

You: help! I'm being oppressed!

Stranger: oh no!

Stranger: what can i do to help ?

You: yes, its true!

Stranger: i believe you ofcourse

You: you can help me overthrow the king!

You: he's a mad fool

Stranger: okay

You: right crazy, he is

Stranger: maybe we could use the knights

Stranger: and back him up into the corner

You: that would help. I think we need to stage a revolt!

Stranger: let's try to get on CNN

You: I didn't even vote for him!

Stranger: of course that is the problem with kings

You: good idea. We need to take our plight to the people

Stranger: they are not chosen

You: well someone had to chose the first king!

Stranger: you think? hm, that is in interesting issue

You: well who else would one become king?

Stranger: i thought the hand of God came down of heaven and picked the first king

Stranger: eany meany miny moe

You: no no, supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical ceremony in the clouds

You: who is eany?

Stranger: my donkey

You: moe a know. he's a good chap

Stranger: i like his new hairdo

You: a donkey? are you on a quest?

Stranger: it's better than the ponytails

You: of course, pony tails are only for ponies

Stranger: i am walking to santiago de compostella

Stranger: and for donkeys too!

You: that sounds like a grand old place. What do you seek there?

Stranger: the meaning of life

Stranger: and the holy grale

Stranger: and a shrubbery

Stranger: for my garden

You: excellent! It just so happens that I am a shrubber

Stranger: you got to be kidding!

You: I vend shubberies

Stranger: in santiago de compstella?

You: no, it the next town over

Stranger: i will have to walk a bit further then

You: santiago de compstella 2

Stranger: do you think it would be safe if i brought the holy grale over?

You: its an amazing coincidence because we didn't know of the first one when we named it

You: oh yes, quite safe indeed

Stranger: it is pretty radiant , so i've heard

Stranger: no pregnant ladies around?

You: oh my, yes. I

You: only my wives, but they can keep secrets

Stranger: great

Stranger: so then they can keep the grale when we go out on the town

Stranger: checking out theshrubberys

You: a most fine idea indeed

Stranger: i presume you keep them in their original habitats

You: yes, I have a large selection of only the finest shubberies this continent has to offer

You: oh my, yes. A shubbery will die if its removed from its natural habitat

You: very fickle creatures those shubberies

You: is it just you and your donkey or have other joined your quest?

Stranger: i am sorry

Stranger: had to feed the pinguins

You: oh I am glad you are still alive. I was worried the mad fool king was opressing you

Stranger: i found two pinguins the other day

Stranger: and when i was wondering what to do with them someone said i'd take them to the zoo

You: in santiago de compstella? how queer!

Stranger: so we went to the zoo

Stranger: but they did not like it very much

Stranger: i tried all kinds of things

Stranger: disneyland

You: well you might just prepare them with some cinammon, they can make for quite a meal!

Stranger: and the theatre

You: oh my, silly penguins

Stranger: cinnamon huh

You: If I had a penguin I would just keep him in my freezer

You: and feed sardines and ketchup until he was good and plump and then have a penguin roast

Stranger: do you kniow how heavy a freezer is? eany is quite strong but i am not going to make him caary a freezer

You: well just a wee one

You: and you could put wheels on it!

Stranger: right

Stranger: so then when i go downhill we kan skateboard

Stranger: kind of like thing

You: yes, this would work well

Stranger: bummer that i already am halfway santago de compostella

You: I am glad I found you, up until now everything thought I was mad! can you believe such a thing?

Stranger: it is not a good idear to return now and get my freezer

You: perhaps you can purchase one from a road side freezer vendor?

Stranger: i will ask the travelagency tomorrow

You: oh my word! the king is coming!

Stranger: maybe they have one in store?

You: he is stabbing me....

You: ooooowwwww....

You: noooo!

Stranger: get under your desk
You have disconnected.

[Phaneuf]

lol

Stranger: Let's make this interesting. Start off by telling me a/s/l first

You: 50/m/ecuador

You: you
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[metallicat]

One person I talked to, immediately said "if you're from Brazil, **** off!"

[Buff]

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You: Ha Ha!

Stranger:

Stranger: good evening

You: did you by anychance find this site from CalgaryPuck?

Stranger: Emm.. no i found this from mur0bbs

You: ah

Stranger: Damn im drunk, its 2.30 am

You: because on calgarypuck it was mentioned that somebody should try to do the lyrics to the song and people were trying it.

You: oh, its only 5:38pm for me

You: I'm hungry

You: not hungary

Stranger: Oh

You: what country are you from?

Stranger: Finland 8)

You: cool

You: do you like hockey?

You: I love hockey

You: Miika Kiprusoff is the bees knees!

Stranger: Yes I like hockey i mean that i dont love it or hate it but its ok

You: oh

You: just ok?

Stranger: Well its entertaining

You: I don't understand how people can't figure out that hockey is life

Stranger:

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Stranger: Its RICK ASHLEY!

You: rick roll's

You: *roll'd

Stranger:

[lambeburger]

lol

You: the sky is blue

Stranger: It isn't

Stranger: Its clear

Stranger: but the lighting

Stranger: makes it appear blue

Stranger:

You: if you insist

Stranger: Im rather clever

Stranger: im a member of MENSA

You: not NAMBLA?

Stranger: No.

[koop]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: the sky is blue
Stranger: You know how we make people run away ?
You: talk to them?
You have disconnected.

...

[Igottago]

You: hello

Stranger: Hello!

You: whats going on

Stranger: nm, u?

You: tv

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: HAHAHAHA

Stranger: ROFLMAO

You: thisis strange

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: WTF MAN

You: what is roflmao

You: what is wtf?

Stranger: LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

You: do you know proper english?

Stranger: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DUDE

You: i suggest you buy a dictionary

Stranger: lolwtf

You: i dont speak txt

Stranger: haha, gud 1!

You: gud? who is gud?

Stranger: lol!

You: dis is da best ting eva!!!!

Stranger: ur awsum man!

You: i know

[koop]

He had to know this wasn't serious.......right?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: heyy
You: im not from brazil
Stranger: YAY
You: are you not from brazil as well?
Stranger: im 17 m New Jersey what about yourself
You: im from canada
Stranger: yay Go North America lol xD
You: ive been to new jersey, do you watch the devils?
Stranger: occasionally
Stranger: i kinda like the rangers
You: good the devils suck
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: are you a boy or girl
You: will you disconnect depending on how I answer that?
You: lol
Stranger: well if your a guy whos not my age i will
Stranger: and no matter what i wont if your a female
Stranger: xD
You: you're in luck im a girl
Stranger: what age are you
You: 78
Stranger: loll
Stranger: thats such a big age gap
You: oh yeah
Stranger: what was your occupation back in the day??
You: nurse
You: during WW2
Stranger: ooo, thats cool
Stranger: its kinda funny how Canada never really gets any attention for their efforts in WW!!
Stranger: if i remember the canadians sent troops to normandy too
You: yes we did
You: also to australia, but that doesn't get much publicity
Stranger: yup
Stranger: so
Stranger: your a fan of hockey and you think the devils suck
Stranger: i never knew that women your age talked like that
You: well new jersey is a bit of a dump, no offense
Stranger: >_< its okay
Stranger: so many italians
You: that, and garbage
You: no offense
Stranger: no
Stranger: you probably visited Newark
You: yep
Stranger: which is where the airport is
Stranger: yeah that airport is by a swamp
You: ah
Stranger: marshlands
Stranger: yeah
You: ever bee to canada
You: *been
Stranger: and northern new jersey is all suburban shopping malls
Stranger: thas mee
Stranger: southern NJ is all farms
Stranger: yeah ive been to quebec once
Stranger: very clean city
You: very french too
Stranger: ja, aber ich spreche nur Deutsch
You: ....
Stranger: und English naturlich xD
Stranger: lol german
You: ah
You: you're german?
Stranger: i am half german and half english
Stranger: what about yourself?
You: japanese
Stranger: thats unique
You: how so?
Stranger: a 78 year old canadian of japanese descent who served as a nurse in WW2
Stranger: were you living in Japan at that time?
Stranger: in the 40s
You: no I was born in Canada
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: its good that you escaped from general tojo
You: I'm Canadian, I don't know much about japan
You: never been there
Stranger: i see
Stranger: send me a pic of yourself 8D
Stranger: ill send you mine
Stranger: http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._6268924_n.jpg
You: ok
Stranger: have you ever seen some of the Japanese Animations?
You: http://s278.photobucket.com/albums/k...=mypicture.jpg
You: there
You: no I have not
Stranger: i like your glasses
Stranger: i think glasses are aweseom!
You: thank you
Stranger: anyways ive gotta go make some dinner
Stranger: it was nice talking to you

.....lol?

[Weiser Wonder]

Stranger: steve?

You: gary

You: alan?

Stranger: no james

Stranger: sorry

[metallicat]

So much win in these conversations.

[calgaryrocks]

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You: sky is blue
Stranger: hi
Stranger: :)
You: hi
Stranger: hows it goni?
Stranger: *goin
You: pretty good, tired from snowboarding, how about you?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: i like snowboarding. im just tired, and bored
Stranger: nothin to do around here
Stranger: especially at one am
Stranger: lol
You: i see, fair enough lol, same at midnight here
Stranger: ok so its 12:13
Stranger: i was close
Stranger: so same time zone eh?
You: lol yep nice work, seems like it, where are you?
Stranger: im in utah
Stranger: *no comments necessary*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and yourself?
You: lol, my mom lives in utah actually, im in calgary
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: how do you like it?
You: its beautiful, but sometimes the weather is crazy, its a great city though
Stranger: it just sounds nice...
Stranger: i like utah weather actually though
Stranger: not too cold, never too hot
You: utah weather is good too, are you in the north part or south?
You: have you been to canada before?
Stranger: im a bit south of salt lake
Stranger: yea, ive been to ottawa
Stranger: and bc
You: cool
You: are you actually a random person or just a website thing?
Stranger: :)
Stranger: im a random person
You: thats cool, me too
Stranger: yeah i didnt believe this either
Stranger: i think its a really cool idea
Stranger: solves boredom anyway
You: lol yea it seems kinda wierd, but definitly a cool idea
You: lol true
Stranger: better than playin 4 hours of solitaire lol
Stranger: shhh dont tell anyone im that pathetic lol
You: lol, ive done the same with checkers, i wont tell anyone if you wont haha
Stranger: lol sounds good
Stranger: so what kind of music do you like?
You: a mix of music, there seems to be some good music in most genres, but im mostly in to punk/rock/alternative ska/grunge. Switchfoot is my favourite band. what kind of music do you like.
Stranger: *copy paste*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: except the fave band part
Stranger: i like lots
Stranger: awkward question - whats your a/s?
You: lol awesome, 21/male, u?
Stranger: 22/female
You: sweet
Stranger: woot
Stranger: now i can flirt lol
Stranger: j/k
You: lol absolutely haha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: soooooo
Stranger: how YOU doin? ;)
Stranger: lol j/k
You: bwahahaha....better now that your here! lol j/k
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: nice one
Stranger: *writes down*
Stranger: i'll have to remember that
You: haha thanks
Stranger: i have thought about writing a book of lines for guys, from a girls perspective
Stranger: mostly cuz i want money
Stranger: but it could help someone!
You: lol thats a good idea, i would read it, just for the insight and entertainment. its a good idea, it might help someone, and at the very least entertain some girl in a bar somewhere lol
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: you are correct sir.
Stranger: i love to read too
You: great, what books have you been reading lately?
Stranger: my fave genre is fantasy, so i have been reading books by sara douglass
Stranger: lastest one is twisted citadel
Stranger: amazing
You: cool, haven't read that
Stranger: its part of a new series she's doing, its the second one, i cant wait for the third!
Stranger: do you like lord of the rings?
You: nice, yea, great series, that trilogy got me into reading
Stranger: good.
Stranger: i think you are the only normal person i've encountered on this site so far!
Stranger: *gold sticker to you*
You: haha, thats awesome! i can say the same about you too!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: do you have msn or some normal way of communication?
Stranger: lol
You: lol, msn, facebook for sure, im sure you do too. whats your msn?
Stranger: *****@****.com
Stranger: but no thats not my name, i just wish it was
Stranger: lol
Stranger: whats yours?
You: lol that would be cool, ill add u
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: did that work?
Stranger: i got the new msn and im retarted
Stranger: lol
Stranger: k ya it worked
You: yep, lol the new msn is a bit odd, cool
Stranger: Im assuming your name is ********?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: My name is Tamra
You: lol yep, good stuff
Stranger: *shakes hands*
Stranger: nice to meet you :)
You: *shakes hands* nice to meet you too
Stranger: :)
You: :) i think im going to head to bed, goodnight Tamra!
Stranger: Night *********, talk to ya later
Stranger: :)

interesting, well now ive done that, suprised that it was actually a real person...at least i think.