01-27-2009, 12:59 AM
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#41
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Powerplay Quarterback
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We need to take down those dirty sponsered links on CP then, I spend way too much time on here... 
Edit: My lord, just saw the tags and spit up my beer
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01-27-2009, 01:04 AM
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#42
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Don't click that link!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Rural Alberta
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The threat if cancer would not detour the regular male from sexual activities. This is the type of thing that demands a restraining order on your own hand. Lawyers win again.
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01-27-2009, 03:23 AM
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#43
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Helsinki, Finland
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Absolutely everything causes or prevents cancer, and most things do both.
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01-27-2009, 07:31 AM
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#44
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
I'm sure Fotze will take care of it for you
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Not even close to being as tasteless as mine...
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01-27-2009, 07:40 AM
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#45
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Franchise Player
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Forty per cent of men in their twenties fell in the highest frequency category, reporting that they had sex 20 or more times per month
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yeah, right
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01-27-2009, 08:22 AM
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#46
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In the Sin Bin
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"Hey babe, this is gonna kill me, so make it good."
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01-27-2009, 08:31 AM
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#47
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flylock shox
By swelling your prostate until it blocks out the sun.
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Then I will spank in the shade.
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01-27-2009, 08:48 AM
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#48
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Still room for Tags:
pulling the goalie?
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01-27-2009, 08:54 AM
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#49
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
Still room for Tags:
pulling the goalie?
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choking the chicken?
polishing the cue stick?
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01-27-2009, 08:58 AM
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#50
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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spilling the seed unneccesarily?
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01-27-2009, 09:54 AM
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#51
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Just fire one off about three times a day, and don't forget to drink your milk and brush your teeth. You'll be fine.
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01-27-2009, 10:25 AM
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#52
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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NooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
__________________
"An adherent of homeopathy has no brain. They have skull water with the memory of a brain."
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01-27-2009, 10:52 AM
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#53
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Not the one...
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Hitting it?
That better be an intercourse euphemism, otherwise cancer wouldn't be my biggest worry.
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There's always two sides to an argument, and it's always a tie.
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The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Gozer For This Useful Post:
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01-27-2009, 10:58 AM
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#54
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Norm!
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Suicide by hooker.
I smell a sequel to Leaving Las Vegas, instead of drinking himself to death, he kills himself by f$$k$$$.
Starring Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jamison, Pee Wee Herman and Barbara Streisand as the woman he loved.
Man I'm brilliant.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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01-27-2009, 11:02 AM
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#55
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Not the one...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Starring.... Pee Wee Herman and Barbara Streisand
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You're giving me cancer.
__________________
There's always two sides to an argument, and it's always a tie.
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01-27-2009, 05:32 PM
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#56
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gozer
Hitting it?
That better be an intercourse euphemism, otherwise cancer wouldn't be my biggest worry.
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One of my personal favorites 
Also: CC80, glad you liked them.
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01-27-2009, 05:37 PM
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#57
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Wow so when you were a kid and they told you you'd go blind they really meant this? What does this mean for the 900# business?
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01-27-2009, 05:53 PM
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#58
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Itse
Absolutely everything causes or prevents cancer, and most things do both.
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Actually, they have just discovered that research causes cancer in lab rats.
Last edited by Biff; 01-27-2009 at 06:29 PM.
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01-27-2009, 06:08 PM
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#59
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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"You're not drinking enough, it'll give you cancer."
"You're drinking too much, it'll give you cancer."
"You're not spending enough time in the sun, you'll get cancer."
"You're spending too much time in the sun, you'll get cancer."
"You're not 'bating enough, it'll give you cancer."
"That's cancer you're churning, not butter."
Make up your minds!
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01-27-2009, 06:21 PM
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#60
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Canada 02
yeah, right
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Did it say it had to be with someone.....besides yourself?
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