03-22-2008, 01:34 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by SaskaBushFire
I don't get how hickey's are ever accidental, but sometimes I think girls give them to us just to leave their mark. Like a way of marking their territory.. stay away, that's my man!
Oh also to answer your question, I have heard lots of unprotected sex with random strangers is a good way to cure hickey's, at least thats what the hooker told me who gave me mine..
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Wow, sex and advice. Talk about a helpful hooker.
How much did that cost you?
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03-22-2008, 02:10 PM
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#42
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Walking Distance
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Wow, sex and advice. Talk about a helpful hooker.
How much did that cost you?
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Probably less than the blow?
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03-22-2008, 02:15 PM
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#43
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SaskaBushFire
Oh also to answer your question, I have heard lots of unprotected sex with random strangers is a good way to cure hickey's, at least thats what the hooker told me who gave me mine..
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He said "hickeys", not "herpes".
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03-22-2008, 02:50 PM
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#44
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by HotHotHeat
WikiHow comes through...
Use a coin. This method is probably the most painful, but has proven VERY effective. First, stretch the skin flat (pulling away from the hickey on two opposite sides). Then, use the edge of a large coin to scrape the skin. Use the coin like the hickey was butter on toast, and spread outward. The only difference is that you must press quite HARD (as hard as you can, but not so that you break the skin, bleed or hurt). What this does is push the excess blood, which has escaped from the capillaries, out of the surface skin. There will be redness from the scraping, but that will go away much faster than a hickey. Anyhow, a scrape is much less conspicuous than a hickey.
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Jebus, that sounds painful.
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03-22-2008, 04:42 PM
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#45
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: beautiful calgary alberta
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Cover Girl cover stick. Shoppers Drug Mart.
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03-22-2008, 06:04 PM
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#46
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by Temporary_User
I think that is what got him into this mess in the first place.  |
Yah!
Im pretty sure that makes it worse!?!
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03-22-2008, 11:14 PM
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#47
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Originally Posted by JerzeeGirl
Just wanted to point out that not only girls do this - I've been the unfortunate turtleneck wearer a time or 2 due to an eager fella...  |
I told you, I am a vampire in training!
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Originally Posted by KevanGuy
Im always surprised when someone chooses CP over Google. Here is the first link when I searched "How to get rid of hickies?"
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Yeah, but now we all think sadora is a sexual deviant, and that makes us all a tighter community.
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03-23-2008, 01:51 AM
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#48
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Torture
I just five star'd this thread, as I expect it will quickly turn into a classic. 
Also...useless without pictures!
Did you get the hickey from some hookers and blow?
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Epic fail...
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03-23-2008, 02:09 AM
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#49
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by CaramonLS
Wear a turtleneck?
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That's wack, but what the heck?
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03-23-2008, 09:47 AM
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#50
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Powerplay Quarterback
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my advice is stop sucking on your own arms
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03-24-2008, 12:24 PM
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#51
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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My girlfriend gives me hickies if she knows I have a meeting, course or some other formal occasion the next day. It's her way of showing she can be a dick too. Although it did backfire on her the one day when I sprang an impromtu dinner at my mom's house on her. I've never seen a girl beg her man to wear make-up so desperatley.
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03-24-2008, 12:30 PM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Cover it with a bandage. Tell them you play hockey.
Or had a biopsy. Or a tat removed. Or some shizzle.
On second thought... ...just get a tat.
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03-24-2008, 12:31 PM
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#53
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Throw the 15 year old girlfriend out..
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03-24-2008, 02:25 PM
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#54
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by burn_this_city
Throw the 15 year old girlfriend out..
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what can I say, I always like feeling guilty afterwards
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03-24-2008, 02:48 PM
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#55
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flashpoint
Tell them you...had a biopsy.
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There you go, they won't ask any more questions after you say, "We're really hoping it's not cancer. I should get the results this week."
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03-24-2008, 04:21 PM
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#56
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Edmonton
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Originally Posted by sadora
what can I say, I always like feeling guilty afterwards |
You know what they say, If there's grass on the field, play ball. If not, play in the mud. 
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03-24-2008, 04:50 PM
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#57
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by getbak
There you go, they won't ask any more questions after you say, "We're really hoping it's not cancer. I should get the results this week."
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And we have a winner 
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03-25-2008, 03:36 PM
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#58
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Scoring Winger
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Getting rid of a hickey? Blasphemy. Wear that as a badge of honour. Well done.
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03-25-2008, 03:57 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Probably playing Xbox, or...you know...
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...you just have to get to the core of the hickey and blast some slayer as loud as you can. That always gets rid of those damn hickeys...
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03-25-2008, 04:03 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by StoneCole
...you just have to get to the core of the hickey and blast some slayer as loud as you can. That always gets rid of those damn hickeys...
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Its hippy not hickey
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