03-21-2008, 05:35 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by sadora
I was expecting that one to pop out eventually...nah, just early birthday celebrations with some classmates and a more than willing girl.
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Why hide it, show them with pride.
Or punch yourself in the eye and conclude every conversation with
You - "You should see the other guy"
Someone else - "What you gave him a hickey too? And whats with the black eye, things get a little rough?"
You - "Shut up"
Oh wait that doesn't work well. We'll this really doesn't work if your a girl. nm
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03-21-2008, 05:53 PM
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#22
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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"i pinched it at work."
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03-21-2008, 05:55 PM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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80 grit
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03-21-2008, 06:28 PM
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#24
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Calgary, AB
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tiger balm.
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03-21-2008, 06:36 PM
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Missed the bus
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Just get someone to blow on your neck really hard.
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03-21-2008, 06:52 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Our boy sadora's becoming a man...
Seriously I haven't had a hickey since the 10th grade. And I'm not sure if there is to get rid of one, hence why so many junior high kids have a backup turtleneck ready to go...just in case.
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03-21-2008, 07:11 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Next time wild man, don't make her so crazy! 
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03-21-2008, 07:19 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Have you consideredjust pilfering some makeup and covering it up? Theres no way you're going to get rid of it in a day, go for the camouflage.... 
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03-21-2008, 08:20 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Locke
Have you consideredjust pilfering some makeup and covering it up? Theres no way you're going to get rid of it in a day, go for the camouflage.... |
I think that this will be the option. I did consider it but was trying not to go with that option because I don't want that makeup line around my shirt collars...and not to mention the fact that I'll have to keep on applying more stuff.
Here's another question for you guys...besides being immature, why do people feel the need to give someone else a hickie? cuz I've been trying to figure that one out all day. The girl is 24, I'm 28...and the only reason I could think of was as a way to mark territory, sort to speak.
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03-21-2008, 09:14 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flash Walken
"i pinched it at work."
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I once tried to pass off a hickey as burning myself on a 210 F hot water pipe at work.
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03-21-2008, 09:35 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sadora
Here's another question for you guys...besides being immature, why do people feel the need to give someone else a hickie? cuz I've been trying to figure that one out all day. The girl is 24, I'm 28...and the only reason I could think of was as a way to mark territory, sort to speak.
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It's a good way to muffle screams..... 
Might I suggest you dress to hide it ............
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03-21-2008, 09:54 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the land of high expectations...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sadora
Here's another question for you guys...besides being immature, why do people feel the need to give someone else a hickie? cuz I've been trying to figure that one out all day. The girl is 24, I'm 28...and the only reason I could think of was as a way to mark territory, sort to speak.
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Just wanted to point out that not only girls do this - I've been the unfortunate turtleneck wearer a time or 2 due to an eager fella... 
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03-21-2008, 09:59 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Victoria, BC
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WikiHow comes through...
Use a coin. This method is probably the most painful, but has proven VERY effective. First, stretch the skin flat (pulling away from the hickey on two opposite sides). Then, use the edge of a large coin to scrape the skin. Use the coin like the hickey was butter on toast, and spread outward. The only difference is that you must press quite HARD (as hard as you can, but not so that you break the skin, bleed or hurt). What this does is push the excess blood, which has escaped from the capillaries, out of the surface skin. There will be redness from the scraping, but that will go away much faster than a hickey. Anyhow, a scrape is much less conspicuous than a hickey.
http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-a-Hickey
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03-21-2008, 10:38 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rathji
I once tried to pass off a hickey as burning myself on a 210 F hot water pipe at work.
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Tried?
How'd that work out for you.
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03-22-2008, 08:35 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: next door to Borat
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Torture
I just five star'd this thread, as I expect it will quickly turn into a classic.
Also...useless without pictures!
Did you get the hickey from some hookers and blow?
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This time it is more likely to be a case of hookers and suck
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03-22-2008, 11:17 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by KevanGuy
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Choosing CP over google is two parted. One, it's just the lazy approach. With all the different kinds of people we have in this community, someone is bound to have an answer, even if it's the always useful "hookers & blow" Two, with all the different kinds of people we have in this community, someone is bound to need an answer on a certain topic, even the answer is the always useful "hookers & blow"...seriously, what may be useful to me may be useful to someone else as well.
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03-22-2008, 11:22 AM
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#38
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Missed the bus
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I've given accidental hickeys at times... they're the worst. I know my GF's family very well so it's really embarrassing when I leave one.
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03-22-2008, 01:16 PM
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ALL ABOARD!
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Originally Posted by alltherage
I've given accidental hickeys at times... they're the worst. I know my GF's family very well so it's really embarrassing when I leave one.
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Accidental? You should practice kissing your pillow before trying it out on a real live girl.
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03-22-2008, 01:21 PM
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First Line Centre
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I don't get how hickey's are ever accidental, but sometimes I think girls give them to us just to leave their mark. Like a way of marking their territory.. stay away, that's my man!
Oh also to answer your question, I have heard lots of unprotected sex with random strangers is a good way to cure hickey's, at least thats what the hooker told me who gave me mine..
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