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[MJK]

Well I remember that JohnnyFlame was a bit of a jerk but I can't remember him being this rude.

[Sylvanfan]

Originally Posted by MJK

Well I remember that JohnnyFlame was a bit of a jerk but I can't remember him being this rude.

It would be the most consecutive words he ever typed without using the word Fart.

[MJK]

Originally Posted by Sylvanfan

It would be the most consecutive words he ever typed without using the word Fart.

LOL! I forgot about that!

[Flickered Flame]

Originally Posted by The Jerk

I tell you one thing, if I was a GM in this league of yours it wouldn't be long before I was at the top, winning year after year. But I wouldn't waste my time playing a silly game with fake players when I speak to the real ones on a daily basis.

Well for one thing you aren't a gm so whatever crap you are saying means jack squat, and secondly you seem to be good at wasting time saying nothing but #####. I say your full of #####.

[RT14]

Speaking of new GM’s: I am hearing lots of rumblings in the media that one guy in particular is making some bad trade offers. I will not mention any names but no one wants to trade Ilya Kovalchuk for Blair Betts.

LOL, so you won't mention names, just the players on the GM's team. I don't recall ever offering Betts for Ovechkin, but I won't deny I've made some bad offers. Have no fear, the offers I've been making lately are much more realistic and not so one-sided. After coming in here and seeing the Gaborik/Ovechkin deal, I thought anything was possible. I have now seen the errors in my ways.

As for "jerk", how he would get this information without either being a GM in the league or being friends of one is beyond me, but "rumblings in the media" suggests his media connections aren't too impressive if they are talking about Fantasy Hockey.

I'm guessing, if it's not one of the current GM in the CPHL, that he applied for a team and just like the women he tries for, he got DENIED! LOL, now he's taking his anger out on the rest of us. Yeah well, atleast it was a funny read.

I take it that since the only bad thing you could say about me is that I've made bad trade proposals, I must be doing a fine job with my team. Thanks for the vote of confidence bud!

[eyipyip]

I have been giving some GMs trade offers and I for sure will reply if there's an offer send my way.. please don't call me nonexistent...

[The Jerk]

Well it’s nice to see that some GM’s took the time out of their pathetic lives to respond to my 100% correct analysis of you and your league. Some of you however must be scared to respond, worried that you will show your true colors and be humiliated?

I was speaking to a few of my colleagues and they tend to agree that most of you could be doing more in this league of yours. Along with providing some much needed advice to you all, I will again point out some major flaws.

Let me start with the agent, Mr. Punk. You must be one huge nerd to name yourself Punk. And who would name their agency “Anarchy Agencies” anyways? Only an internet bully who is a sissy in real life would do something dumb like that. “OOOhhhh I am scared of Punk and his Anarchy Agency….here’s all my money right now please don’t hurt me….ya right”. You should re-name your agency to “big dumb stupid guy player’s representation agency” because only a true nerd deserves that.

Hey Oilers GM. Only two words for you this time: Sun Block.

Axel, because you seem like you are a nice old man I have decided to guide you the same way that I guided my great grandfather 20 years ago. Check out this website, lots of good tips here for you. Feel free to pass on this info to your entire team as well.

http://www.archive.official-document.../4192/4192.htm

“Wu Wu” says the owl. Hey Kevin Wu, give Alex Auld his scalp back.

Playboy Kings GM, I am a real winner. I won a free Coke when I gassed up the other day. Luck just seems to follow me wherever I go.

Hey Jets, it’s pretty sad when a league like this has to add two extra teams just so guys like you can play. You must really suck and looking at your team proves that. How did you ever let your team get that bad? I hope there are trades in the works for you, and lots of them!

Wow, and I thought the jets were bad. Look at those Nordiques. What a mess that team is in. Terrible management! Looking at your team at -2.34 million dollars. You must be trying to rival the Jets for worst GM of the year award if there is such a thing. If not, I think this league should create one.

Well I have to run once again, big news coming out of TO today and I have to attend the after party.

Follow my advice because I know everything.

[Angelino]

Originally Posted by The Jerk

Well it’s nice to see that some GM’s took the time out of their pathetic lives to respond to my 100% correct analysis of you and your league. Some of you however must be scared to respond, worried that you will show your true colors and be humiliated?

I was speaking to a few of my colleagues and they tend to agree that most of you could be doing more in this league of yours. Along with providing some much needed advice to you all, I will again point out some major flaws.

Let me start with the agent, Mr. Punk. You must be one huge nerd to name yourself Punk. And who would name their agency “Anarchy Agencies” anyways? Only an internet bully who is a sissy in real life would do something dumb like that. “OOOhhhh I am scared of Punk and his Anarchy Agency….here’s all my money right now please don’t hurt me….ya right”. You should re-name your agency to “big dumb stupid guy player’s representation agency” because only a true nerd deserves that.

Hey Oilers GM. Only two words for you this time: Sun Block.

Axel, because you seem like you are a nice old man I have decided to guide you the same way that I guided my great grandfather 20 years ago. Check out this website, lots of good tips here for you. Feel free to pass on this info to your entire team as well.

http://www.archive.official-document.../4192/4192.htm

“Wu Wu” says the owl. Hey Kevin Wu, give Alex Auld his scalp back.

Playboy Kings GM, I am a real winner. I won a free Coke when I gassed up the other day. Luck just seems to follow me wherever I go.

Hey Jets, it’s pretty sad when a league like this has to add two extra teams just so guys like you can play. You must really suck and looking at your team proves that. How did you ever let your team get that bad? I hope there are trades in the works for you, and lots of them!

Wow, and I thought the jets were bad. Look at those Nordiques. What a mess that team is in. Terrible management! Looking at your team at -2.34 million dollars. You must be trying to rival the Jets for worst GM of the year award if there is such a thing. If not, I think this league should create one.

Well I have to run once again, big news coming out of TO today and I have to attend the after party.

Follow my advice because I know everything.

Hey dude,

Still trolling a fantasy website? Man you gotta get a hobby. I am happy you find enjoyment from your free coke, maybe you can get that plastic surgery so you can take that mask off dude. You look like a straight mexican wrestler. And if you need some fashion advice, aprons aren't in this summer...

[MJK]

Zing!

[Rink Rat]

Wow …… You got two words for me “sun block”

I have one word for you “idiot”

I would imagine “sun block” refers to the photo on my main page………… ahahahaha you’r an idiot

that is a photo of my son and Dion Phaneuf (taken in Mississauga last summer ….awesome photo)

Dion Phaneuf ……………. on a Calgary Site……….Wake up!!!!!

You call your self a media guy???? …….. Phaneuf has been on every media outlet in the Northern Hemisphere for the last few years, where have you been??……. So pardon me from wasting my time on your “very knowledgeable” criticism,

No go back to your pedophile site you amateur.

“Big news coming out of Toronto today”

Ya …… we’ll be waiting for the Amber Alert

[Young Guns]

LOL This thread is rather entertaining. Ive got it narrowed down to Cheese or KG or both. Trying to get a reaction from some GM's and its worked some what. The worse thing ya got for me is slammin Bert then "ouch". Cause not only is he Big but he is also Bad!

[Sample00]

Originally Posted by The Jerk

Axel, because you seem like you are a nice old man I have decided to guide you the same way that I guided my great grandfather 20 years ago. Check out this website, lots of good tips here for you. Feel free to pass on this info to your entire team as well.

http://www.archive.official-document.../4192/4192.htm

Well, at least someone thinks I am nice...

[CMPunk]

sweet I got mentioned

[droopydrew19]

Originally Posted by Young Guns

LOL This thread is rather entertaining. Ive got it narrowed down to Cheese or KG or both. Trying to get a reaction from some GM's and its worked some what. The worse thing ya got for me is slammin Bert then "ouch". Cause not only is he Big but he is also Bad!

Cant be KG.... He aint smurt enuf two right dis gooder....

All hail "The Jerk"

[notoepik]

I can hardly wait for another post. There has to be more The Jerk can say about Wu other than he shaves his head! Come on guy

[KevanGuy]

Originally Posted by droopydrew19

Cant be KG.... He aint smurt enuf two right dis gooder....

All hail "The Jerk"

And trust me, I dont have the time lately to be typing these mini-essay's.

[HelloHockeyFans]

Originally Posted by The Jerk

"Wu Wu" says the owl. Hey Kevin Wu, give Alex Auld his scalp back.

You know, you have a point...

[Goffie]

Originally Posted by HelloHockeyFans

You know, you have a point...

That is great!!

[MJK]

Originally Posted by HelloHockeyFans

You know, you have a point...

LOLOLOLOLOLL

Twins!

[Radically Red]

Its uncanny.

Nice work.. LOL